Top 10 Dubious Relationship MilestonesThere are some moment in a relationship that you'll remember forever; first kiss, first time saying "I love you", first vacation together, and so on. But there are some other common milestones you'll cross as your relationship matures that make you think "I've become my parents! ".
Not that they are all bad, but here are some things that happen in a relationship that you may not put in your diary.
The Top Ten
Really you two? Are you both wearing the same white cotton elastic underwear too?
Time is valuable. Who wants to have to wait for him to walk around the car every time you are getting ready to drive somewhere.
Was that you? Yup. Are you ill? I thought I was, but I feel much better now.
Look, I love you, but you have all the blankets, you're snoring, and I can still smell the onions we had with dinner. I'm going in the other room.
Cool, sleep well, see you in the morning.
Think of what we could do with a million dollars? Yeah, it would be awesome.
We have done this on more than one occasion. Sometimes when you know it isn't going to lead to anything romantic, it's not fun to sit in a movie theater with a full belly and a farting husband.
Oh, you rented the latest chick flick? Cool, hope you enjoy that. I'm going to be in the other room. Holler if you need anything.
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