Top 10 Dude Rules for Cooking and the Kitchen

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The Top Ten
1 Never spend more time cooking food than you do eating it
2 It is perfectly acceptable to avoid dirtying more dishes by eating out of the pan
3 There is a period of time where milk is too sour to drink, but is still okay in cereal
4 Everything is dishwasher safe
5 There are only two acceptable ways to cook something; in the microwave and over an open flame
6 The smell test trumps an expiration date
7 There are three basic food groups; protein, fat, and carbs
8 Hot sauce makes almost any meal better
9 Cold cereal is an acceptable meal any time of the day

Thank you! Try telling this to my "cereal is a BREAKFAST meal" father.

10 With a little creativity and the right condiments, most things can be made into a sandwich