Top Ten Best Duke Nukem Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Time to kick a** and chew bubble gum..and I'm all outta gum.

2 I'll rip your head off and s*** down your neck!

3 Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

4 What are you waiting for, Christmas?

5 Let's Rock

6 It’s time to abort your whole friggin’ species!

7 Die, you sonofab****!

8 Come get some

9 Your a** is grass and I got the weed whacker

10 S*** happens

The Contenders

11 I’m gonna kick your a**, b****!

12 Damn, I'm good

13 Rip em a new one

14 Game over!

15 Take that tentacle and shove it right up your a**

16 I ain't afraid of no quake

17 Hail to the king baby

18 I had eggs for breakfast, your mom had sausage.

19 I hate valve puzzles

You like to play Half-Life, don't you Duke?

20 Power armor is for pussies.

21 Where's a hammer when you need one?

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