Top 10 Dumb but Funny Animal Names

These names are just crazy and really don't belong in the animal world. These are all real animals that you can find thanks to google.

The Top Ten

1 Mountain Chicken

It's a frog and the other name is giant ditch frog - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I'm sorry, but this sounds relatively normal.

It's a frog! A frog! - Martinglez

It’s a frog, not a chicken. And the other name is also funny “Giant Ditch Frog” - MrCoolC

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2 Dik Dik

This is a land mammal with a really immature name - Martinglez

3 Great Tit

This is a bird with a really immature name - Martinglez

This list is so funny, great job Martin! - Metal_Treasure

Lol what? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

4 The Sarcastic Fringehead

This has just made me laugh so much. How...HOW are these names thought up? Seriously...haha - Britgirl

How did it get the "sarcastic" part of name? Lol - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

This fish apparently enjoys sarcasm - Martinglez

5 The White-Belly-Go-Away-Bird

This one sounds like a 5 year old describing it - Martinglez

Dr. Seuss

6 The Tasseled Wobbegong

A real tongue-twister of a name. - Martinglez

It's a type of shark and it has a big mouth

7 Boops Boops

A fish with a name that a 2 year old would use. - Martinglez

8 Tufted Titmouse

To make it even weirder, this is a type of bird, not a rodent...

Again with the immature jokes - Martinglez

9 Morepork

Apparently an owl - Martinglez

10 Slippery Dick Slippery Dick

The Contenders

11 Pleasing Fungus Beetle
12 Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker

It's a type of American woodpecker that aperrently' likes to suck on sap.

13 European Shag European Shag
14 Monkeyface Prickleback
15 Blue Tit Blue Tit
16 Pigbutt Worm
17 Satanic Nightjar
18 Common Loon Common Loon
19 Greater Pewee Greater Pewee
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. The Sarcastic Fringehead
2. Mountain Chicken
3. The White-Belly-Go-Away-Bird
1. Mountain Chicken
2. Great Tit
3. Dik Dik
1. Dik Dik
2. The White-Belly-Go-Away-Bird
3. Mountain Chicken


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