Top 10 Dumb but Funny Animal Names

Martinglez
These names are just crazy and really don't belong in the animal world. These are all real animals that you can find thanks to google.

The Top Ten

1 Mountain Chicken

It's a frog and the other name is giant ditch frog - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I'm sorry, but this sounds relatively normal.

It's a frog! A frog! - Martinglez

It’s a frog, not a chicken. And the other name is also funny “Giant Ditch Frog” - MrCoolC

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2 Great Tit

This is a bird with a really immature name - Martinglez

This list is so funny, great job Martin! - Metal_Treasure

Lol what? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

3 Dik Dik

This is a land mammal with a really immature name - Martinglez

I had to do a report on cheetah's once in third grade. I read that Cheetah's eat "Dik Dik's" I asked my teacher if it was okay to put that in the report and she just gave me a look X3. - PeachyBlast

4 The Sarcastic Fringehead

This has just made me laugh so much. How...HOW are these names thought up? Seriously...haha - Britgirl

How did it get the "sarcastic" part of name? Lol - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

This fish apparently enjoys sarcasm - Martinglez

5 The White-Belly-Go-Away-Bird

This one sounds like a 5 year old describing it - Martinglez

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6 The Tasseled Wobbegong

A real tongue-twister of a name. - Martinglez

It's a type of shark and it has a big mouth

7 Boops Boops

A fish with a name that a 2 year old would use. - Martinglez

8 Tufted Titmouse

To make it even weirder, this is a type of bird, not a rodent...

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9 Morepork

Apparently an owl - Martinglez

10 Pleasing Fungus Beetle

The Contenders

11 Slippery Dick Slippery Dick

I swear I didn't make this up! It's a type of wrasse - FireWasp2004

12 Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker

It's a type of American woodpecker that aperrently' likes to suck on sap.

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