1 Slap Yourself Whenever You See Your Image In the Mirror
2 Brush Your Teeth Whenever You Daydream for Five or More Minutes
Daydreaming is seeing a dream too!
3 Say "Who the Hell Are You?" Whenever You Pick Up a Ringing Phone
My brother has done worse. He once answered the house phone when we got a call from an Indian call centre. He put on a fake accent, said he would not like a curry, and hung up. Awkward.
Kiteret, you've done it again! But I didn't like the vomit item, no offense... This one was visibly risible!
4 Vomit On Seeing Your Own Pee
5 Eat With a Knife and Fork Whenever You Eat a Cookie
6 Always Say 'Happy Children's Day' On Every Valentine's Day
7 Always Leave Your Key Inside Your Car After You Lock It From Outside Without the Help of the Key
8 Break a Guitar Whenever You Hear Your Favorite Rock N Roll Song
Whenever I play a favourite trance track, I often tap my finger on the desk to the beat. It's not abnormal.
9 Smoking
10 Lick a Novel Book Whenever You Find It Interesting
Maybe Sister, I don't know? Haha!
Haha! This is absurdly funny!
Hey, Kiteretsunu, have you been spying on me? Haha!
Brilliant list!
The Contenders
11 Always Say Your Dog's Name Whenever You Introduce Yourself
Don't forget to tell your name too!
12 Jump Around While Singing
Laugh out loud, I do that whenever I hear a good rock song!
Great list Kiteretsunu
I Use to do it. Bad habit.
13 Stand In the Mirror and Lipsync Your Favourite Song Whenever You Hear It
My sister does this
14 Bite Your Toenails Whenever You Want to Bite Your Fingernails
My cousin did this when she was trying to grow her fingernails now its become a habit for her
15 Flipping the Bird and Screaming the Word that Follows It
16 Swearing at Strangers
17 Screaming at the Top of Your Lungs
18 Flipping Off People in Cars