Top Ten Dumb Habits to Develop

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The Top Ten

1 Slap Yourself Whenever You See Your Image In the Mirror
2 Brush Your Teeth Whenever You Daydream for Five or More Minutes

Daydreaming is seeing a dream too! - Kiteretsunu

3 Say "Who the Hell Are You?" Whenever You Pick Up a Ringing Phone

My brother has done worse. He once answered the house phone when we got a call from an Indian call centre. He put on a fake accent, said he would not like a curry, and hung up. Awkward. - PositronWildhawk

Kiteret, you've done it again! But I didn't like the vomit item, no offense... This one was visibly risible! - HezarioSeth

4 Vomit On Seeing Your Own Pee
5 Eat With a Knife and Fork Whenever You Eat a Cookie
6 Always Say 'Happy Children's Day' On Every Valentine's Day
7 Always Leave Your Key Inside Your Car After You Lock It From Outside Without the Help of the Key
8 Break a Guitar Whenever You Hear Your Favorite Rock N Roll Song

Whenever I play a favourite trance track, I often tap my finger on the desk to the beat. It's not abnormal. - PositronWildhawk

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9 Lick a Novel Book Whenever You Find It Interesting

Hey, Kiteretsunu, have you been spying on me? Haha!
Brilliant list! - Britgirl

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10 Always Say Your Dog's Name Whenever You Introduce Yourself

Don't forget to tell your name too! - Kiteretsunu

The Contenders

11 Jump Around While Singing

Laugh out loud, I do that whenever I hear a good rock song!
Great list Kiteretsunu - Sasukes_Princess

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12 Stand In the Mirror and Lipsync Your Favourite Song Whenever You Hear It

My sister does this - Sasukes_Princess

13 Bite Your Toenails Whenever You Want to Bite Your Fingernails

My cousin did this when she was trying to grow her fingernails now its become a habit for her - Sasukes_Princess

14 Smoking
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1. Slap Yourself Whenever You See Your Image In the Mirror
2. Brush Your Teeth Whenever You Daydream for Five or More Minutes
3. Say "Who the Hell Are You?" Whenever You Pick Up a Ringing Phone
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