Top Ten Dumb Things to Say at Wrong Places and Situations

The Top Ten
1 (At the funeral) It's no use crying over spilled milk!

That is just plain mean. Who would say that?

2 (To your friend at the day of his wedding) I saw your bride wear diapers last night!
3 (You see a fat man in a hospital) So how is your baby doing in your womb!

You could get hurt

4 (At an underground rap concert to hardcore rap fans) Why are you guys listening to his rubbish talking?

This actually is not a dumb thing to say at all. If you have a view like this, then you have great taste in music. But given the place and the situation and the persons you're saying this thing to, this can cause a few broken bones at the worst to your body!

5 (While everbody is in silent prayer with eyes closed at the church) Why is everybody sleeping?
6 (During Sex) Why are we naked?
7 (After having conversation for 2 hours with a total stranger in your house) Who are you?

Haha, thanks Kiteretsunu, this one almost done me in! How AWKWARD must this be? Haha. Ah dear...

8 (You catch your friend red handed stealing things from your house) Oh! These are the things I bought from the money I stole from your house!
9 (You and your mates are going to skydive when you see a fat woman standing beside you who's about to skydive) I don't think the parachute can bear your weight for long.

Oh, so cruel! The heck, you'll probably be thrown off the plane!

10 (At the Zoo to the Zookeeper) Why do you keep your animals naked?
The Contenders
11 (Commenting to a TopTenner) Why Do You Hate Justin Bieber?
12 (To an Asian Man) Why does Wong rhyme with Wrong?
13 (At a Airport.) We Have a Bomb in Our Bag
14 (At the mall!) I stole that dress

Seriously that is wrong the mall police you could get in trouble

15 (while skydiving) oops, I forgot my parachute
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