Top 10 Dumb Things to Tell Your Teacher On the Last Day of School

Garythesnail
With my seventh grade year winding down, I'd like to make a random little list.

The Top Ten

1 I now know what 9+10 equals. You changed my life.

These are all painfully unfunny - 4our2wen0ty

At least she never told me to change a DIAPER!

They're going to change 21 to the answer for that aren't they? - Garythesnail

This should be at the top: Bye Mom. (Oh the times we accidentally called our teacher mom.)

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2 You remind me of a walrus I knew in the second grade.

Hahaa can't breathe

Hilarious

PUT THAT ON #1! I NOW KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO MY FAT SPANISH TEACHER LOLOLOL

3 Your class was a really good place to nap this year.

But I think the school should invest in blankets for every class chair. - PositronWildhawk

I'm telling this to my teacher. I know she hates me. - AnonymousChick

You really helped cure my insomnia. Thanks!

They should give out free pillows during History lessons. - AlphaQ

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4 Please have a terrible summer and while you're at it, please quit your job.

Prepare for summer school! - Garythesnail

Whoever wrote this is ridiculously cruel.

5 Thank you for making this a Shrek-tastic year.

Just imagine if they got the reference... - Garythesnail

It's literally one of the most well known animated movies of all time - 4our2wen0ty

Shrek tactic dose it mean shrek and fantastic

Shrek is love Sheej is life's arch on youtube - Lunala

I like pizza

6 Show me your anus please

stop - sadical

Bye... - Skullkid755

WHAT?!? - shawnmccaul22

Yes

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7 My prayers go out to the people that are having you as their teacher next year
8 Screw you people! I'm outta here!

My friend was going to do that until she had to go to her church camp a few days before graduation. - AnonymousChick

*wants to say "Screw you! " to everybody... Has to go to church camp

Sounds like she needed church - NicholasYellow

9 Can you please fail me on my state test?

PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP GIVE ME AN F FOR FABULOUS - sadical

10 Are you pregnant or just enormous?

Just an insult to pregnancy and obese people.

Wow, that's cold! - Entranced98

The Contenders

11 I'll see you in Hell!

NO I'll Be in heaven

I'm going to say this to my annoying classmates - TundraTopTenners

Han solo reference

12 Bye, because I'm having a new teacher next year
13 I hate you

Me to my "favorite" teachers art and spanish

14 I'm coming for you

Not sure if this is a teacher s*x joke or the student is gonna murder the teacher. - Skullkid755

15 Suck it
16 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you

Lol...I would never say this to my teacher or detention for life!

Wonderful I'm going to say that to my teacher today 3-22-17

Lol what happened?

17 What's the homework for today?

This is amazingly funny - MaxAurelius

That'd be me, and I would actually do homework and return it to the school...

18 You like jazz?

Is this some meme question that is dead now that I never found out about? - Skullkid755

19 See ya next year

For those who don't get it, they'd see the teacher next year if they got held back in the class. - Garythesnail

That isn't bad...

This is actually a nice thing to say

20 Hope I'll never have to see you again

Should've said this when I could've - LightningBlade

I have never ever done this before, but this would be a horrible thing to say to a teacher. - Anonymousxcxc

Poor teacher. - Skullkid755

This is the BEST thing that I could've said to my high school special ed teacher!

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21 Bye Losers!!! I'm going to Florida away from here!!

What if you live in Florida though? That would make it even funnier. - sadical

I currently live in Arkansas, but I'm moving to Texas next month.

22 Sleep with one eye open tonight
23 Can you tickle my pickle

That'd make a good rap lyric. - Skullkid755

This ones for the guys

24 Bye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

SPONGEBOB REFERENCE?! - Ilovestephanie

I'm low key going to use this to all my bad teachers and to my classmates

25 Go home, it's 3:00

My high school ends at 2:41

My school ends at 2:55. - sadical

School 7:00-3:00

26 See you tomorrow

Fail

27 Have a good mcsummer

Bad spelling teacher. Oh it's a mcdonalds joke... I think. - Skullkid755

Oh god. My little sister... - ONHOLIDAY

28 How's That Relationship With the McDonald's Employee Going?
29 Subscribe to Pewdiepie

Yes

30 Bye, I'm leaving hell at last

Ha ha ha! I'm gonna say this to my teacher!

31 I saw how much you get paid, is that why you are like this?
32 I hope you have a lame summer... make that lame rest of your life

This sounds scary when you think about it. The rest of her life will be during the summer... - Skullkid755

33 Big McThankies from McSpankies
34 Me am dog
35 Your mom’s armpits smell like a moisty mire

fornut gay - BattleCatsGamer

36 I hope you die
37 Thanks for wasting my time!
38 Get out of my swamp
39 I love you, you love me.
40 Tubby Bye-Bye
41 Screw you guys I'm going home
42 So when is Summer School.
43 You was what I go to school for.
44 Are you a member of the illuminati?
45 Why is your nose so narrow?
46 Show me your boobs

no...

47 Go to hell
48 Wanna have sex
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1. My prayers go out to the people that are having you as their teacher next year
2. Show me your anus please
3. Are you pregnant or just enormous?
iliekpiez
1. I now know what 9+10 equals. You changed my life.
2. Thank you for making this a Shrek-tastic year.
3. You remind me of a walrus I knew in the second grade.
nintendofan126
1. Thank you for making this a Shrek-tastic year.
2. Please have a terrible summer and while you're at it, please quit your job.
3. Your class was a really good place to nap this year.
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