Top 10 Dumb Things to Tell Your Teacher On the Last Day of School

Garythesnail
With my seventh grade year winding down, I'd like to make a random little list.

The Top Ten

1 I now know what 9+10 equals. You changed my life.

They're going to change 21 to the answer for that aren't they? - Garythesnail

What a fantastic sentence it tells a lot thank you so much for helping me to translate my emotions

Haha, that ones actually funny, unlike the stupid mean ones. Teachers work really hard, ya know!

LOL! This list is so funny!

2 Thank you for making this a Shrek-tastic year.

Just imagine if they got the reference... - Garythesnail

Shrek tactic dose it mean shrek and fantastic

Shrek is love Sheej is life's arch on youtube - Lunala

I like pizza

3 Your class was a really good place to nap this year.

But I think the school should invest in blankets for every class chair. - PositronWildhawk

I'm telling this to my teacher. I know she hates me. - AnonymousChick

You really helped cure my insomnia. Thanks!

They should give out free pillows during History lessons. - AlphaQ

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4 You remind me of a walrus I knew in the second grade.

Hahaa can't breathe

Hilarious

5 Please have a terrible summer and while you're at it, please quit your job.

Prepare for summer school! - Garythesnail

Whoever wrote this is ridiculously cruel.

6 Can you please fail me on my state test?
7 Screw you people! I'm outta here!

My friend was going to do that until she had to go to her church camp a few days before graduation. - AnonymousChick

*wants to say "Screw you! " to everybody... Has to go to church camp

Sounds like she needed church - NicholasYellow

8 You like jazz?

Is this some meme question that is dead now that I never found out about? - Skullkid755

9 See ya next year

That isn't bad...

This is actually a nice thing to say

For those who don't get it, they'd see the teacher next year if they got held back in the class. - Garythesnail

10 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you

Wonderful I'm going to say that to my teacher today 3-22-17

Lol what happened?

The Newcomers

? My prayers go out to the people that are having you as their teacher next year
? How's That Relationship With the McDonald's Employee Going?

The Contenders

11 Suck it
12 What's the homework for today?

That'd be me, and I would actually do homework and return it to the school...

13 I'll see you in Hell!

I'm going to say this to my annoying classmates - TundraTopTenners

Han solo reference

14 Bye Losers!!! I'm going to Florida away from here!!

I currently live in Arkansas, but I'm moving to Texas next month.

15 Sleep with one eye open tonight
16 Are you pregnant or just enormous?

Wow, that's cold! - Entranced98

Just an insult to pregnancy and obese people.

17 Show me your anus please

WHAT?!? - shawnmccaul22

Bye... - Skullkid755

Yes

18 Can you tickle my pickle

This ones for the guys

That'd make a good rap lyric. - Skullkid755

Oh crap - PeeledBanana

19 See you tomorrow

Fail

20 Hope I'll never have to see you again

I have never ever done this before, but this would be a horrible thing to say to a teacher. - Anonymousxcxc

This is the BEST thing that I could've said to my high school special ed teacher!

Poor teacher. - Skullkid755

That's horrible but I'm coming back for you. To see the poor people who next year will have u. Mayer I'll have a be by then and maybe u won't.

21 Have a good mcsummer

Bad spelling teacher. Oh it's a mcdonalds joke... I think. - Skullkid755

Oh god. My little sister... - ONHOLIDAY

22 I'm coming for you

Not sure if this is a teacher s*x joke or the student is gonna murder the teacher. - Skullkid755

23 I hate you
24 I saw how much you get paid, is that why you are like this?
25 Bye, because I'm having a new teacher next year
26 I hope you have a lame summer... make that lame rest of your life

This sounds scary when you think about it. The rest of her life will be during the summer... - Skullkid755

27 Big McThankies from McSpankies
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1. I now know what 9+10 equals. You changed my life.
2. Thank you for making this a Shrek-tastic year.
3. You remind me of a walrus I knew in the second grade.
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1. Thank you for making this a Shrek-tastic year.
2. Please have a terrible summer and while you're at it, please quit your job.
3. Your class was a really good place to nap this year.
cosmo
1. I now know what 9+10 equals. You changed my life.
2. You remind me of a walrus I knew in the second grade.
3. Please have a terrible summer and while you're at it, please quit your job.
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