Top Ten Dumb Ways to Introduce Yourself to a Total StrangerKiteretsunu
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It's like yes wait no wait yes. You smell bad, and then they say their names.
This is one big laugh out loud! Snatched me out, superb! - z7
His name must be George Simon Rutherford page wright smith-jones - CityGuru
You can think how long his real name must be. - Kiteretsunu
This is extremely funny! Great list! - funnyuser
Hey, I want this to be at 1! - HezarioSethV 2 Comments
I throat it dead I am wearing a skirt at first
K. You have a good sense of Humor! - funnyuser
Ksusn! I think it's your best list by far! AWESOME! I just love absurd jokes like these... Just my style... #8 was really nice...
God bless. - HezarioSeth
This made me laugh when I thought of it.
Thanks HezarioSeth and funnyuser for your kind comments. Thank you! - Kiteretsunu
And the time starts NOW! - Kiteretsunu
Imagine how long this conversation would be. - funnyuser
I think my brother would say this... - funnyuser
I wonder what was going though that persons mind... - funnyuser
I really love this one. - Kiteretsunu
What if your name was... Dave... NO-O-O-O-O! - PositronWildhawk
And then he gets kicked in the nuts. - PositronWildhawk
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2. Hello Sir. I'm a boy. I mean, a manly boy 'cause I'm not a girl. Sir, you can see that I'm not wearing a skirt; so you can understand what I'm trying to tell you.
3. Hello Madam. My name is George, George Simon. I mean George Simon Rutherford. Well, more precisely it's George Simon Rutherford Page. In fact you can better call me George Simon Rutherford Page Wright. Do you want to know my full name?