Top Ten Dumb Ways to Introduce Yourself to a Total Stranger

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1 Hello Madam. My name is George, George Simon. I mean George Simon Rutherford. Well, more precisely it's George Simon Rutherford Page. In fact you can better call me George Simon Rutherford Page Wright. Do you want to know my full name?

His name must be George Simon Rutherford page wright smith-jones - CityGuru

Kiteretsunu, this is a really funny list. Every item deserves to take the crown. This one, though made me laugh the most! :D - Britgirl

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2 Hey mate! How are you? You look nice. I mean, not that nice, but it's okay. And by okay I mean, you look great. But you should apply some perfume 'cause you smell bad. I'm Jack.

This is one big laugh out loud! Snatched me out, superb! - z7

I can imagine someone saying this lol - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

3 Hello Sir. I'm a boy. I mean, a manly boy 'cause I'm not a girl. Sir, you can see that I'm not wearing a skirt; so you can understand what I'm trying to tell you.

I throat it dead I am wearing a skirt at first

Ksusn! I think it's your best list by far! AWESOME! I just love absurd jokes like these... Just my style... #8 was really nice...
God bless. - HezarioSeth

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4 Hello there. You can see some initials printed on my shirt. These are, in fact, the initials of my name. So why don't you try and guess my name. You have 10 seconds.

And the time starts NOW! - Kiteretsunu

5 Hello! Bye! V 1 Comment
6 Hi! Now here I start.... My father's name is Jimmy Dexter; Mother's name- Elza Dexter; Grandfather's name- John Dexter; Grandmother's name- Joanne Dexter; my Primary School Teacher's name is.......

Imagine how long this conversation would be. - funnyuser

7 Hello Bud! It's my first time seeing you. That's bad. And why would you want to know my name. I'm not an interesting person.

I think my brother would say this... - funnyuser

8 Hey there! I'm Mike, do you understand. I'M MIKE, gotta a problem with that. I'm telling you once again, I AM MIKE!?!?

I wonder what was going though that persons mind... - funnyuser

9 Hello Mr. Gentleman. Let's have a cup of tea. About 20 years ago, I was born in a room filled with smell of Rose Perfume and my parents were happy to see me. They named me Jack. Three years after my birth, one night, I wanted to pee my pants. And I did it

I really love this one. - Kiteretsunu

10 Hello Monsieur. My name is Jefferson. I hate my name. So it's now your turn to introduce yourself. I hope your name is worse than mine.

The Contenders

11 Hi. I was Miley Cyrus' fashion designer on her video "Wrecking Ball"

And then he gets kicked in the nuts. - PositronWildhawk

12 What's your good name? Although I bet it's not half as good as mine.
13 Hi. My name is Jenjiahwentorjantiosetyrenomcrapendom. Wanna take a spelling test? Let's start with my name.
14 Hi there, I am a noob I am a boy I think, but I am wearing a skirt because I ate all the pants
15 Hi! I'm (insert name). Now go away!
16 Yo, I'm (insert name). Let's do the Gangnam Style!
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1. Hey mate! How are you? You look nice. I mean, not that nice, but it's okay. And by okay I mean, you look great. But you should apply some perfume 'cause you smell bad. I'm Jack.
2. Hello Sir. I'm a boy. I mean, a manly boy 'cause I'm not a girl. Sir, you can see that I'm not wearing a skirt; so you can understand what I'm trying to tell you.
3. Hello Madam. My name is George, George Simon. I mean George Simon Rutherford. Well, more precisely it's George Simon Rutherford Page. In fact you can better call me George Simon Rutherford Page Wright. Do you want to know my full name?
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