Top Ten Dumb Ways to Introduce Yourself to a Total StrangerKiteretsunu
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This is one big laugh out loud! Snatched me out, superb! - z7
I can imagine someone saying this lol - BlueFrostOfThunderClan
His name must be George Simon Rutherford page wright smith-jones - CityGuru
Kiteretsunu, this is a really funny list. Every item deserves to take the crown. This one, though made me laugh the most! :D - BritgirlV 4 Comments
I throat it dead I am wearing a skirt at first
Ksusn! I think it's your best list by far! AWESOME! I just love absurd jokes like these... Just my style... #8 was really nice...
God bless. - HezarioSeth
And the time starts NOW! - Kiteretsunu
Imagine how long this conversation would be. - funnyuser
I think my brother would say this... - funnyuser
I wonder what was going though that persons mind... - funnyuser
I really love this one. - Kiteretsunu
And then he gets kicked in the nuts. - PositronWildhawk
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2. Hello Sir. I'm a boy. I mean, a manly boy 'cause I'm not a girl. Sir, you can see that I'm not wearing a skirt; so you can understand what I'm trying to tell you.
3. Hello Madam. My name is George, George Simon. I mean George Simon Rutherford. Well, more precisely it's George Simon Rutherford Page. In fact you can better call me George Simon Rutherford Page Wright. Do you want to know my full name?