Top Ten Dumbest But Genuine Resume Blunders Ever Made

The Top Ten
1 “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse"
2 Hobbies: enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians

I'm sure that's some unique meat.

I don't think I'd try that...

3 I’m interested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer
4 Hobbies: Drugs and girls.

Sometimes, too much honesty can lead you into trouble.

5 Marital status: often. Children: various.
6 Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

Well, people will say anything to get out of it, I guess.

What next? Puberty leave.

7 I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person
8 A marketing professional with a “never settle for the best” attitude
9 Working at **** airline, I gained experience managing cabin crew in a pressurized environment

You'd be perfect for going into space, then!

10 My hobbies include regular attendance at my local gym and swimming poo

Don't swim in that... Wait!

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