Dumbest Celebrity Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Proof that Mariah is once again INSENSITIVE.

What a bitch. - NightmareCinema

2 Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Gay is two of the same gender liking each other. Not the opposite sex.

Ummm, isn't that a Hellary Clinton quote from the 90's? Stop misquoting people, please. - lannypetersong

3 Kanye West: "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!"

I'm sorry, Kanye? Did you say something? I can't hear you over all the hate Taylor Swift fans are giving you.

Most of these are funny, but Kanye is just being an a-hole here

Kanye West is the biggest idiot of all time. OF ALL TIME!

4 George Bush: "They misunderestimated me."

Misunderstood or underestimated, just pick one!

Nah, they undermisstood you. - NightmareCinema

5 Paris Hilton: "What's Walmart, do they like make walls there?"

No wonder this blonde, ignorant piece of white trash is dumb as a rock!

She has no brain

Dumbest celebrity ever period

She's dumb

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6 Joaquin Phoenix: "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain."
7 Brooke Sheilds: Smoking kills, and if your killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Yeah, so important that it’s the whole thing!

8 David Beckham: "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
9 Nicole Richie: "When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."
10 Guy Ritchie: "It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."


Oh, so you are saying that we can have an opinion as long as we don’t think it’s true? Because that’s kind of the point...

The Contenders

11 I wanted to merge Harajuku with Barbie because all girls are Barbies; we all wanna play dress up, we all wanna put on lipstick and be cute and sexy - Nicki Minaj

Don't you just love double meanings?

I hate playing Dress-Up.

12 Tom Cruise: "As a kid, when I got to the edge of a cliff I wanted to jump off. I didn't want to kill myself. I wanted to fly."

Mission impossible... ha ha!

13 Yogi Berra: I like to take a 2 hour nap from 1 to 4.

Someone needs to go back to Kindergarten.

Go back to school!

14 I get to go overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
15 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me - Justin Bieber

Except he's the definition of an epic fail

I'd put this dumbass quote higher above the list.

Not that we don't understand you Justin, we can't understand your music.

16 Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson

Wow even nicknames confuse people man we are doomed

17 I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. - Elizabeth Hurley

Marilyn Monroe isn't fat.

18 I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can - Gwyneth Paltrow

There's NO point of calling yourself a healthy person when you smoke cigarettes. That is the most dumbest quote I've ever heard.

19 John Lennon: "We're more popular than Jesus now."
20 I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
21 Donald Trump: No, I meant he's the founder of ISIS

Are You Serious, Trump?! - kcianciulli

22 I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me.-Jessica Simpson
23 I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid

A geologist I assume

24 I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
25 I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
26 Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Mariah Carey
27 So many of the people in the arenas here were under - privileged anyway. This is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush after hurricane Katrina
28 So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera
29 "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them" - George Bush
30 I'm gonna give it to the animals. - Jackie Evancho
31 R. Kelly: "You make one mistake and you're the Bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through"
32 "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything" - Ivana Trump
33 "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods" - George W. Bush

So where is it found? Outer Space this should be on the dumbest George w bush quotes list

34 “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.” - Cindy Crawford
35 "Those who enter the country illegally are violating the law" - George Bush
36 I just got a tattoo that says "Rich Forever" on my face - Rick Ross
37 "There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.” - Paris Hilton
38 Soulja Boy is fresh as hell and is actually the true meaning of what Hip Hop is supposed to be - Kanye West

Everything Kanye has ever said from that point on is now irrelevant.

39 Cher Lloyd: No one was wondering what she (Nicki Minaj) was doing, and then she came in and it was kind of one of those things where people were like, 'Whoa! She just changed pop music'. And she did! There's no denying it.
40 I've been noticing gravity since I was very young - Cameron Diaz
41 First, my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah's Witness. - Geri Halliwell

Um ok idc

42 Whatever they have in Korea, that's bad - Justin Bieber
43 I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears
44 Rush Limbaugh: The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them

Basically he thinks we should just blow up the world

45 Jerry Garcia: "Rap is not music! Sorry, but it ain't..."
46 Justin Bieber: "Follow your dreams and never say never."

Even when I was a kid I thought this quote was so stupid. Never say never? Dude, you need to say never sometimes whenever you're in a situation where you're opposed to something. "Never" isn't a bad word or anything. - GodIsHell

47 George H. W. Bush: "Atheists are not Americans."
48 George H. W. Bush: "I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

And this is coming from a guy who was accused of groping women for the eighth time. - GodIsHell

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