1 Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Proof that Mariah is once again INSENSITIVE.
2 Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Gay is two of the same gender liking each other. Not the opposite sex.
Ummm, isn't that a Hellary Clinton quote from the 90's? Stop misquoting people, please.
3 Kanye West: "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!"
I'm sorry, Kanye? Did you say something? I can't hear you over all the hate Taylor Swift fans are giving you.
Most of these are funny, but Kanye is just being an a-hole here
Kanye West is the biggest idiot of all time. OF ALL TIME!
4 George Bush: "They misunderestimated me."
Misunderstood or underestimated, just pick one!
5 Paris Hilton: "What's Walmart, do they like make walls there?"
No wonder this blonde, ignorant piece of white trash is dumb as a rock!
What's Paris Hilton? Isn't that some hotel by the Eiffel Tower?
Dumbest celebrity ever period
She has no brain
6 Joaquin Phoenix: "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain."
7 Brooke Shields: Smoking kills, and if your killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
8 David Beckham: "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
9 Nicole Richie: "When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."
10 Justin Bieber: "Follow your dreams and never say never."
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11 Guy Ritchie: "It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."
12 Nicki Minaj: "I wanted to merge Harajuku with Barbie because all girls are Barbies; we all wanna play dress up, we all wanna put on lipstick and be cute and sexy"
Don't you just love double meanings?
I hate playing Dress-Up.
13 Tom Cruise: "As a kid, when I got to the edge of a cliff I wanted to jump off. I didn't want to kill myself. I wanted to fly."
Mission impossible... ha ha!
14 Yogi Berra: "I like to take a 2 hour nap from 1 to 4."
Someone needs to go back to Kindergarten.
Go back to school!
15 Britney Spears: "I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
16 Justin Bieber: "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
Not that we don't understand you Justin, we can't understand your music.
I'd put this dumbass quote higher above the list.
Except he's the definition of an epic fail
17 Jessica Simpson: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'."
Wow even nicknames confuse people man we are doomed
18 Elizabeth Hurley: "I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe."
What...
Marilyn Monroe isn't fat.
19 Gwyneth Paltrow: "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."
There's NO point of calling yourself a healthy person when you smoke cigarettes. That is the most dumbest quote I've ever heard.
20 John Lennon: "We're more popular than Jesus now."
That's a horrible thing to say.
21 Donald Trump: "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."
22 Donald Trump: "No, I meant he's the founder of ISIS"
Are You Serious, Trump?!
23 Jessica Simpson: "I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me."
24 Tara Reid: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
A geologist I assume
25 Linda Evangelista: "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."