Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

The Top Ten Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

1 Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Proof that Mariah is once again INSENSITIVE.

What a bitch. - NightmareCinema

2 Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Gay is two of the same gender liking each other. Not the opposite sex.

Ummm, isn't that a Hellary Clinton quote from the 90's? Stop misquoting people, please. - lannypetersong

3 Kanye West: "Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!"

Most of these are funny, but Kanye is just being an a-hole here

I'm sorry, Kanye? Did you say something? I can't hear you over all the hate Taylor Swift fans are giving you.

Kanye West is the biggest idiot of all time. OF ALL TIME!

4 George Bush: "They misunderestimated me."

Misunderstood or underestimated, just pick one!

Nah, they undermisstood you. - NightmareCinema

5 Paris Hilton: "What's Walmart, do they like make walls there?"

Yes, it is a place where you buy walls to build a house. Or Trump’s factory for his wall... - KingSlayer93316

What's Paris Hilton? Isn't that some hotel by the Eiffel Tower?

She's dumb

No wonder this blonde, ignorant piece of white trash is dumb as a rock!

6 Joaquin Phoenix: "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain."
7 Brooke Sheilds: Smoking kills, and if your killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Yeah, so important that it’s the whole thing!

8 David Beckham: "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
9 Nicole Richie: "When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."
10 Justin Bieber: "Follow your dreams and never say never."

The Contenders

11 Guy Ritchie: "It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."


Oh, so you are saying that we can have an opinion as long as we don’t think it’s true? Because that’s kind of the point...

12 I wanted to merge Harajuku with Barbie because all girls are Barbies; we all wanna play dress up, we all wanna put on lipstick and be cute and sexy - Nicki Minaj

I hate playing Dress-Up.

Don't you just love double meanings?

Is this a stereotype? Nicki really is a bitch - KingSlayer93316

13 Tom Cruise: "As a kid, when I got to the edge of a cliff I wanted to jump off. I didn't want to kill myself. I wanted to fly."

Mission impossible... ha ha!

14 Yogi Berra: I like to take a 2 hour nap from 1 to 4.

Go back to school!

Someone needs to go back to Kindergarten.

15 I get to go overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
16 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me - Justin Bieber

Except he's the definition of an epic fail

I'd put this dumbass quote higher above the list.

Not that we don't understand you Justin, we can't understand your music.

17 Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson

Wow even nicknames confuse people man we are doomed

18 I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. - Elizabeth Hurley

Marilyn Monroe isn't fat.

19 I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can - Gwyneth Paltrow

There's NO point of calling yourself a healthy person when you smoke cigarettes. That is the most dumbest quote I've ever heard.

20 John Lennon: "We're more popular than Jesus now."
21 I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
22 Donald Trump: No, I meant he's the founder of ISIS

Are You Serious, Trump?! - kcianciulli

23 I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me.-Jessica Simpson
24 I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid

A geologist I assume

25 I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
26 I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
27 Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Mariah Carey
28 So many of the people in the arenas here were under - privileged anyway. This is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush after hurricane Katrina
29 So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera
30 "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them" - George Bush
31 I'm gonna give it to the animals. - Jackie Evancho
32 R. Kelly: "You make one mistake and you're the Bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through"
33 "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything" - Ivana Trump
34 "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods" - George W. Bush

So where is it found? Outer Space this should be on the dumbest George w bush quotes list

35 “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.” - Cindy Crawford
36 "Those who enter the country illegally are violating the law" - George Bush
37 I just got a tattoo that says "Rich Forever" on my face - Rick Ross
38 "There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.” - Paris Hilton
39 Soulja Boy is fresh as hell and is actually the true meaning of what Hip Hop is supposed to be - Kanye West

Everything Kanye has ever said from that point on is now irrelevant.

40 Cher Lloyd: No one was wondering what she (Nicki Minaj) was doing, and then she came in and it was kind of one of those things where people were like, 'Whoa! She just changed pop music'. And she did! There's no denying it.
41 I've been noticing gravity since I was very young - Cameron Diaz
42 First, my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah's Witness. - Geri Halliwell

Um ok idc

43 Whatever they have in Korea, that's bad - Justin Bieber
44 I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears
45 Rush Limbaugh: The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them

Basically he thinks we should just blow up the world

46 Jerry Garcia: "Rap is not music! Sorry, but it ain't..."
47 George H. W. Bush: "Atheists are not Americans."
48 George H. W. Bush: "I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
49 I think boobs are very empowering, and signing them is even more empowering - Nicki Minaj
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