The Dumbest Comment Ever Made

A dumb comment you have heard that makes no sense whatsoever, yet you can?t stop thinking about it.

The Top Ten

1 I know you are, but what am I?

That's just such an immature thing to say... it annoys the crap out of me to hear someone say that. - Celestius

OMG, this is so annoying, if it's a guy that says this to me I kick them in the shins and punch them in the arm! - totallyheather

oh my gosh I thought my sister invented this she used to say I aalll the time! really annoying. - celebfan3000

I know you are but what am I, now what =)

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2 Music is Getting Better

I can't even say this without laughing. I remember a time where people made music to have their creative voices heard, not to just make money. The only good thing about music today is that you only need to be subjected to a terrible song for a few months, then it drops of the face of the Earth. - ZombieNinjaDavidBowie

Music is indeed going downhill, and has been for over a decade now. I'm glad there have been artists over the years like the squirrel nut zippers, foster the people, and adele keeping things together. - queen11

Lol who said this? A troll? Come on, I'm 16 and I've noticed that music has just been getting worse and worse ever since I was a little kid. I personally think the new wave/punk music of the 70s/80s was the best. - asdfalexia

Obviously Nikki Minaj is better than the Beatles. (Sarcasm if you couldn't tell) - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

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3 So is it chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson

Neither. It's my ass. Smart one. People these days... I really don't know

4 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - George Bush

The dude was just a dimwit when he spoke, there is a whole different list of his various speaking gaffes somewhere on this site I think, Obama, Clinton, Reagen, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Even his own Father could actually say a solid paragraph without stuttering. Why #6 on this list was spoken by one of our own Presidents is just insulting to me

So true for a lot of our presidents. The one I can certainly place this with came after the second Bush. I will not say his name because I don't want to get on his bad side. - Dsr

I respect George Bush and think that he was actually a pretty good president, but if he really said this, then thats hilarious - CaptainComedy17

Did he slip & tell the truth or did
He tell truth knowing R thinking
Nobody would believe he was really
Telling the truth or?

V 5 Comments
5 If you think that you're important to us, prove it!

Are those people your "friends"? They annoy you, betray you, attack you in the back, get some other "pretending to be good but actually bad companions" to beat you up in shame. They can't be trusted at all. Those dumb liars don't even feel what you feel. At least I'm saying the truth here, not them. - ronluna

this is the dumbest comment I've ever heard. this comment is very annoying that you will leave those annoying ugly beasts that said this phrase - ronluna

nobody is important and nobody is not important, all the same and unique - ronluna

very repetitive, hypocrite sayings of elitists - ronluna

6 Oh wow! Is that a potato tree?

Yes, that's a potato tree, and there's a pear vine across the street. Oh, and there's also a carrot bush next door.

V 3 Comments
7 Yo momma!

No, not yo momma, not your mum, but simply...
Yer mom!
And this has gotta be the worst come back ever. That's an excuse if you don't know anything better.

Havnt gon through a week without hearin 'YO MUM! ', so stupid whoever says this

V 3 Comments
8 Fall Out Boy rocks!

They suck. The really, really suck

9 Jonas Brothers owns

What do they own? Certainly not music... Maybe some fan-girls that don't know real music perhaps.

V 1 Comment
10 Are you cutting your hair shorter?

No you dumbass I'm adding a few inches

The Contenders

11 Japanese people like to rape or to be raped by white guys.
12 If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator - George Bush

Ref. To #3 the @#$%& was telling the truth about himself and his cronies making money out of their evil ways with not even a thank you 2the American

13 And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay - George Bush V 1 Comment
14 I could care less...

You could? so you actually care then huh? - bendanna

lol i say that sometimes not thinking

15 Hey Paul what's your name?

That has to be the most dimwitted comment ever. It should be at the top for totally answering his own question. - NuMetalManiak

I know I have no idea, Hey Paul what's your name? - funnyuser

sh*t, I don't know, can someone help me out here?
- cameron331

McCartney: Well my name's Paul, John.
Lennon: That's what I thought.
Lennon and McCartney: Ey George, what's yer name?
Harrison: You just said it.
McCartney: That's a funny name.
Harrison: DAMN YOU BOTH. - MontyPython

V 4 Comments
16 Who do you think you are?

Well I think I might be me, but I'm not entirely sure... - Bec

another jealous and envious person say this - ronluna

17 Facts are stupid things - Ronald Reagan
18 Really every1? Why are we talking about these? The only countries I think are bad are North Korea, and any other country the USA is fighting. Also, why is the USA on this list?
19 I love you, goodbye

I love you, goodbye. Now I'm going out the door into my car and going somewhere far away from here! - funnyuser

V 1 Comment
20 I Hate Chuck Norris

If you ever say this, then, well... Enjoy the last few moments of your life!

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Top Remixes

1. Japanese people like to rape or to be raped by white guys.
2. And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay - George Bush
3. If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator - George Bush
1. I know you are, but what am I?
2. Music is Getting Better
3. So is it chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson



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