Top 10 Dumbest Comments Ever Made

A dumb comment you have heard that makes no sense whatsoever, yet you can?t stop thinking about it.

The Top Ten

1 I know you are, but what am I?

That just makes them very angry

That's just such an immature thing to say... it annoys the crap out of me to hear someone say that. - Celestius

OMG, this is so annoying, if it's a guy that says this to me I kick them in the shins and punch them in the arm! - totallyheather

oh my gosh I thought my sister invented this she used to say I aalll the time! really annoying. - celebfan3000

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2 Music is getting better

I can't even say this without laughing. I remember a time where people made music to have their creative voices heard, not to just make money. The only good thing about music today is that you only need to be subjected to a terrible song for a few months, then it drops of the face of the Earth. - ZombieNinjaDavidBowie

Music is indeed going downhill, and has been for over a decade now. I'm glad there have been artists over the years like the squirrel nut zippers, foster the people, and adele keeping things together. - queen11

Lol who said this? A troll? Come on, I'm 16 and I've noticed that music has just been getting worse and worse ever since I was a little kid. I personally think the new wave/punk music of the 70s/80s was the best. - asdfalexia

How can anybody say this and still keep a straight face? I tried one day to listen to the music my daughter listens to, and OMG, it was crap. Not even good crap, the kind that you smell in NYC on a hot summer day. - RdrTech

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3 So is it chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson

Neither. It's my ass. Smart one. People these days... I really don't know

4 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - George Bush

The dude was just a dimwit when he spoke, there is a whole different list of his various speaking gaffes somewhere on this site I think, Obama, Clinton, Reagen, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Even his own Father could actually say a solid paragraph without stuttering. Why #6 on this list was spoken by one of our own Presidents is just insulting to me

So true for a lot of our presidents. The one I can certainly place this with came after the second Bush. I will not say his name because I don't want to get on his bad side. - Dsr

I respect George Bush and think that he was actually a pretty good president, but if he really said this, then thats hilarious - CaptainComedy17

This is a random thing for bush to say, but I agree with him. God I miss him being our president. So ready for next November. Good bye Obama!

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5 If you think that you're important to us, prove it!

Are those people your "friends"? They annoy you, betray you, attack you in the back, get some other "pretending to be good but actually bad companions" to beat you up in shame. They can't be trusted at all. Those dumb liars don't even feel what you feel. At least I'm saying the truth here, not them. - ronluna

this is the dumbest comment I've ever heard. this comment is very annoying that you will leave those annoying ugly beasts that said this phrase - ronluna

nobody is important and nobody is not important, all the same and unique - ronluna

very repetitive, hypocrite sayings of elitists - ronluna

6 Oh wow! Is that a potato tree?

Yes, that's a potato tree, and there's a pear vine across the street. Oh, and there's also a carrot bush next door.

that is sooooooo funny - anonymous

Laugh out loud! This is funny. - funnyuser

And heres earthworm cake!

7 Fall Out Boy rocks!

They suck. The really, really suck

8 Yo momma!

This is the dumbest thing you can ever say - docghost

I'm so guilty of this... your mum! - lostgirl19

No, not yo momma, not your mum, but simply...
Yer mom!
And this has gotta be the worst come back ever. That's an excuse if you don't know anything better.

YO MUM? I'm british, and I call my mom 'mum'._.

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9 Jonas Brothers owns

Dumbest thing in the world of Crappy Music - robertlead37

What do they own? Certainly not music... Maybe some fan-girls that don't know real music perhaps.

10 Are you cutting your hair shorter?

No you dumbass I'm adding a few inches

The Contenders

11 I could care less...

Shut up

You could? so you actually care then huh? - bendanna

lol i say that sometimes not thinking

12 Japanese people like to rape or to be raped by white guys.

Until I talk to a Japanese guy and ask him for sure, I don't believe a word of it.
*Spots Japanese man* "Er, excuse me can you spare a minute, please? I'd like to ask you something..." - Britgirl

13 If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator - George Bush

Ref. To #3 the @#$%& was telling the truth about himself and his cronies making money out of their evil ways with not even a thank you 2the American

14 Hey Paul what's your name?

That has to be the most dimwitted comment ever. It should be at the top for totally answering his own question. - NuMetalManiak

I know I have no idea, Hey Paul what's your name? - funnyuser

sh*t, I don't know, can someone help me out here?
- cameron331


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15 Who do you think you are?

Well I think I might be me, but I'm not entirely sure... - Bec

another jealous and envious person say this - ronluna

16 Facts are stupid things - Ronald Reagan
17 And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay - George Bush

Ha ha

18 I love you, goodbye

I love you, goodbye. Now I'm going out the door into my car and going somewhere far away from here! - funnyuser

If you love me you wouldn't LEAVE ME! - PotBellyPup

19 I hate Chuck Norris

If you ever say this, then, well... Enjoy the last few moments of your life!

20 I'm an atheist and I get incredibly PISSED OFF when someone says this to me. There's no Jesus. Deal with it. So annoying.

Actually, Jesus was a real person, but only Christians believe he's the son of God.

Whoever made this comment is now a good friend of mine. Haha I read it on number 18 and got mad. Seeing this later on was hilarious.

21 If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college

Random. All I can say is "random". Random... Random...


Why does everyone at school shout this over and over again? It's so annoying!

23 Why is the toilet seat up again?

WTF ladies would it kill ya to look befor ya sit! - PlayboyX429

Damnit, work the toilet seat like a grownup. You can handle it, I promise.

24 Jesus loves you

@4EverMJLuv That is incredibly offensive. Who are you to criticise what people believe? Did you even think about what you are saying before you commented? 'There is no Jesus'. So tell me, how do you know that? You have no proof he doesn't exist, however there is plenty of evidence that he did exist.

I'm an atheist and I get incredibly PISSED OFF when someone says this to me. There's no Jesus. Deal with it. So annoying. - 4EverMJLuv

25 Sometimes you're losing and sometimes the others are winning - said by a football/soccer player
26 Justin Bieber FTW!

More like JB what

27 Don't worry, it's not loaded.

Dont worry man my dad never leaves ammo in it while he's not using it *BOOM!* Oh no i killed my best friend!!!

Same thing happed to a friend of mine with a airsoft gun. right in the eye - biscuits

The last words of way too many drunken fools.

my friend said that to me once, luckily it was an airsoft gun

28 Do you have braces? Yeah. Yeah I noticed

I don't know who said it, but it is pretty dumb - jwileson

29 If you love it so much why don't you marry it?

When I was littler I said "I'm gonna marry this chicken." And then I ate it. - funnyuser

30 Because I said so

very dumb to think that you are the greatest - ronluna

31 I am sick and tired of this s**t
32 What does a clown do?

This question was asked during a local parade on tv by parade commentatator. - westsider29

33 That was so funny I forgot to laugh

Especially after they chuckle or smile

34 True Dat
35 You're the worst
36 He/she is so bad, don't talk and meet him/her

what about this annoying gossips, you talk to phone and spread annoying rumors about a certain person. you have nothing to do in his life but annoyance - ronluna

37 Home is important, it's important to have a home. ----- G. Bush
38 **** all of you!

I seen this annoying comment many times in video sites like youtube written by trolls - ronluna

39 That's what she said

Most of the time it doesn't make sense. -

I just like being random. - funnyuser

40 What would Jesus do?

If you can't figure out what to do on your own look up responses meant for you under the Your So Dumb list, and if you're a Christian that thinks it's cool to say this the same applies. - ekos

41 My Dad Is Stronger Than Your Dad
42 I'm a chicken
43 I am the fattest gangster there is
44 Where abouts in the world is Islam?

Islam is a religion not a country, buddy. - 69thParallel

Yes thats what my friend asked me

45 What a loser!
46 Shame on you
47 Did the earth move for you?
48 Invest in Microsoft!
49 Me three

Leave it in 3rd grade, please.

"me too! Me three! Me four! Me five! Me six! Me seven!... " - funnyuser

50 Erin needs a WD 40 form for her taxes can you get her one ?

My daughter actually asked me this question. - ekos

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Top Remixes

1. Japanese people like to rape or to be raped by white guys.
2. And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve, and proud to stay - George Bush
3. If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator - George Bush
1. I know you are, but what am I?
2. Music is getting better
3. So is it chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson


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