Top Ten Dumbest Comments On This List

PositronWildhawk

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1 The One That PositronWildhawk Put On This Item

I bumped into a Korean lawyer during my operation to remove my head, who said that my dog is too bony. I protested that my dog is dead, so logically the flesh will have disappeared. The court ruled in his favour because I dislike cheese. - PositronWildhawk

I'd never have thought of this list - OnionLists

LOL this list making me laught - Matt92647

2 The One That PositronWildhawk's Psychic Predicts Shall Be Added Tomorrow

Be sure to check back, because tomorrow never comes! - PositronWildhawk

The psychic was wrong! Oh, wait... - Puga

3 The One About Nigel Farage Eating Chinese Food

Enjoying his lunch, but in order to hide his hypocrisy, Nigel decided he chow mein silent. - PositronWildhawk

Nigel likes Chinese food...
He knows that it's true... - Puga

4 The One That Superhyperdude Made

Wow, original joke! Wanna have a Jew star I kept during the Holocaust? - SuperHyperdude

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5 The One That Begs For Attention

MAYBE IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, PEOPLE WILL NOTICE THAT THIS COMMENT IS DESPERATE FOR VIEWS AND THUMBS UP. - PositronWildhawk

6 The One That Jaden Smith Made

How do we know mirrors are real if our eyes aren't real? - PositronWildhawk

Have I died and gone to Heaven, because this is one of the best comments I've ever seen on this website. How many times can I thumbs up this comment? - Donut

7 The One That Gives Invalid Reasons As To Why Aphex Twin Is Better Than Burger King

For heaven's sake, a double cheeseburger can't make weird music videos all by itself, it needs a psychopathic supernatural deity first! - PositronWildhawk

8 The One With A Downright Awful Pun

Those wild drunken gun criminals are just pistol. - PositronWildhawk

9 The One That Questions Its Own Existence

The moment I added this comment to this list, I thought, what am I doing with my life?! I'm suffering so badly from all the ethical conflicts: why do I post dumbfounded things on the web when there's so much suffering in the world, and why am I alive and exhausting our supply of fossil fuels and food, where there are others that need it more? Perhaps if the people of the first world were to die out, the third world would be much fairer, with better sanitation, nutrition and human rights. Perhaps if we all put down our phones and threw our money out to the countries that have been crushed by their national debt, starvation, and disease, the world would be so much more boring, but so much better for many of us! - PositronWildhawk

10 The One That Is Blank

The Contenders

11 The One That Is A Figment Of The Reader's Imagination

My last list was said to be very mysterious. Or was it?... - PositronWildhawk

I'm known to make very bad comments. Or am I?... - CastlevaniaFanboy128

12 The One About RalphBob Accidentally Clicking Things

Yep, the irony is, it's true. - PositronWildhawk

13 The One Where PositronWildhawk Comments About RaphBob Accidentally Clicking Things

I worded this wrong. - RalphBob

14 The One That Is Everything Else On the List Combined

I am the cheese.
I am the best character on the list.
I am better than both the baloney and the salami combined. - xandermartin98

Nigel enjoys chinese food, but if he wouldn't enjoy it, korean lawyers, people in africa and boney dogs could maybe get more food. Or are they?...
OH FOR JESUS CRIES JUSTIN BIEBER IS STUPID! AND CHEESEBURGERS ARE ALL BEHIND THIS. ILLUMINATI
How do we know we exist, if we are not existing?
But at least this comment is the absolute Nr.1!
I accidently clicked on it. - CastlevaniaFanboy128

15 The One That Hate All The New Things V 1 Comment
16 The One That Positron Predicted Correctly

I accidentally clicked on this. - RalphBob

17 The One RalphBob Left About Wording His Phrase Wrong
18 The One With Justin Bieber V 1 Comment
19 "Swamp Rock? What's that, souvenir candy from the outback?"

This really takes some beating. Surely no one would be daft enough to say this...? ;). - Britgirl

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