Top Ten Dumbest Comments On This List
The Top Ten
I bumped into a Korean lawyer during my operation to remove my head, who said that my dog is too bony. I protested that my dog is dead, so logically the flesh will have disappeared. The court ruled in his favour because I dislike cheese. - PositronWildhawk
LOL this list making me laught - Matt92647
Be sure to check back, because tomorrow never comes! - PositronWildhawk
The psychic was wrong! Oh, wait... - Puga
Enjoying his lunch, but in order to hide his hypocrisy, Nigel decided he chow mein silent. - PositronWildhawk
Nigel likes Chinese food...
He knows that it's true... - Puga
Or did he now... - PositronWildhawk
MAYBE IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, PEOPLE WILL NOTICE THAT THIS COMMENT IS DESPERATE FOR VIEWS AND THUMBS UP. - PositronWildhawk
How do we know mirrors are real if our eyes aren't real? - PositronWildhawk
Have I died and gone to Heaven, because this is one of the best comments I've ever seen on this website. How many times can I thumbs up this comment? - Donut
For heaven's sake, a double cheeseburger can't make weird music videos all by itself, it needs a psychopathic supernatural deity first! - PositronWildhawk
Those wild drunken gun criminals are just pistol. - PositronWildhawk
The moment I added this comment to this list, I thought, what am I doing with my life?! I'm suffering so badly from all the ethical conflicts: why do I post dumbfounded things on the web when there's so much suffering in the world, and why am I alive and exhausting our supply of fossil fuels and food, where there are others that need it more? Perhaps if the people of the first world were to die out, the third world would be much fairer, with better sanitation, nutrition and human rights. Perhaps if we all put down our phones and threw our money out to the countries that have been crushed by their national debt, starvation, and disease, the world would be so much more boring, but so much better for many of us! - PositronWildhawk
My last list was said to be very mysterious. Or was it?... - PositronWildhawk
Yep, the irony is, it's true. - PositronWildhawk
I worded this wrong. - RalphBob
That comment must be a nostalgiatard lol. - Userguy44
"I AM THE TABLE" - James Hetfield
I am the cheese.
I am the best character on the list.
I am better than both the baloney and the salami combined. - xandermartin98
I accidentally clicked on this. - RalphBob
This really takes some beating. Surely no one would be daft enough to say this...? ;). - Britgirl
They're eating her...and they're going to eat ME...OH MY GOD!