Top Ten Dumbest Comparisons In "Reasons Why This Is Better Than That" Lists On TheTopTensPositronWildhawk
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That one takes stupidity to another level. What's next? Mariah Carey with Onions? Pretty Little Liars with toothpaste? By the way, I started a petition to delete that list - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
Yes, this list actually exists. I laughed out loud! - PositronWildhawk
Adventure Time has nothing to do with Ebola. Why would you compare a show to a serious disease. That makes no sense. - cosmo
whatV 36 Comments
Guess who made this joke of a list? I actually dare you to look at it without laughing. - PositronWildhawk
We all know which of these sucks between the two, the other (while I may have never listened to a song of Evancho) probably has a much better appealing voice. - htoutlaws2012
I must admit, it's a pretty good humour list. - PetSounds
Nobody is worse than Justin Bieber.
You can find your friends on Facebook but TheTopTens has sane users. Any irrational user on this site is eliminated. The people here are also nice. TheTopTens has a better community.
Who made this list? - jimster123
I'm not even allowed to go on Facebook. TheTopTens is my online home. - RockFashionista
Facebook sucks as it's run by Marky Zuck the lizard. - AlphaQV 9 Comments
I wonder what's next. Toothpaste to shoelaces? Fridges to Asia? Gloves to lemonade? - Puga
I guess the only thing all three of them have in common is that they're really ugly.
Seriously? Might as well compare computers to volcanoes, bricks to palm trees, Canada to eggs, and Steven Seagal to microwaves.
Okay I would rather listen to somebody who actually has memorable songs then the two who are below him in comparison. (Still pointless) - htoutlaws2012
To be honest Miley Cyrus is more tolerable than Marilyn Larson. - AlphaQV 8 Comments
This list is really, really stupid. I respect her opinion, though reasons like "He Has Great Abs, and "The Beatles are Bad" are hardly justifiable, and for some of them, quite shallow and superficial.
Seriously, that is like saying the school bathrooms are better than actually nice toilets at your house, nothing is worse than Justin Bieber
Most of the reasons are opinions and are stupidly obvious. - MontyPython
He has great abs. Bruh, you can Be fat and still make good music and you can have abs but still be trash. - AlphaQV 13 Comments
People who vote on this list are forgetting that Microsoft and Sony are not just video game companies. - PositronWildhawk
I know Microsoft and Sony are more than game companies, but the list in question was most likely targeting the video games of the companies. In which case, I prefer Nintendo to both of them. - Garythesnail
I like them all equally
True - AlphaQV 5 Comments
First of all, that's a sub-genre versus an entire country's music industry. Second, the items on this list are more relevant to why American music is better than K-Pop. Which, in my opinion, it is. - PositronWildhawk
K-Rap is far better than K-Pop (yes yes don't make fun of it and call it krap cause it's weird) but American rap is still better. Australia...you got a diet-Nicki Minaj called Iggy Azalea. Ugh she's just awful on all grounds. Not even half as fun as Nicki. - AlphaQ
American Music is better than K-Pop which I find too cheesy. - AlphaQ
Haha no. - Userguy44V 1 Comment
That is a daft list. Everyone knows who's better... - Britgirl
The fact that MJ sold more records in recent times is not a valid reason. - PositronWildhawk
Heh, I just looked back at this list and found my very first comment, from last September. I was a bit obsessed. Thanks for the memories, Pos.
But really, it's a ridiculous list. - PetSounds
Michael Jackson is better than Beatles (no offense to any Beatles fan), but hey, Beatles is also awesome. - BorisRuleV 10 Comments
I dare you to look at this list without dying laughing about how bad and hypocritical this list is. - Turkeyasylum
It was made by Comparisans, who specialises in comparison lists, only he says on this list that there are too many comparison lists. What furthers this irony is that he can't even spell comparisons, hence his name. - PositronWildhawk
The reasons are some of the stupidest I've seen. - Minecraftcrazy530
I disagree - Userguy44V 8 Comments
O.K. I read the list name and I was like "...I wanna throw my laptop at you." I mean, gravity falls is like my favorite show in the whole world and she just compared it to a PERSON! (And P.S. dipper can sing. HE JUST HASN'T DEVELOPED HIS VOCAL CORDS YET! *Sobs*) - dipperpinesfangirl618
A reason on this list was "Dipper can't sing". WHAT? Gravity Falls isn't about singing! - Minecraftcrazy530
Get this list to the top five now - EpicJake
Dass 2 diff thangs - AlphaQV 8 Comments
All of hdig lists could be here. - Userguy44
Whoever added my list is a stupid capitalist pig. - Thebestuser
At least JB hasn't killed anyone (I don't think he has.) However, Hitler killed thousands of innocent people. Yet still, you consider THAT better than just some crappy music and stupid singer?! Come on guys! We get it, you hate him. I do too, but that's taking it too far. Just move on and stop being so immature! - D0gLover970
How is this not #1, Hitler is MUCH worse than Bieber, Bieber's horrible thing is singing, but Hitler did much worse... Bieber can get away with bad singing, but Hitler can't get away with the fact he killed innocent people... - BlueSheepYT
What kind of comparison is THAT?
Justin Bieber didn't kill anyone. Hitler did. - MChkflaguard_YtV 13 Comments
Agreed, Skillet are better, for obvious reasons, but this is still a ridiculous comparison. - PositronWildhawk
Christian Rock music is much better as a genre to what is compared with that. (laughs hysterically) - htoutlaws2012
Is Skillet a fish? Then no, it's can't make music cause fishes can't sing. - AlphaQ
Which "skillet" are we talking about here?V 2 Comments
They're both awesome, but you can't use Luigi to create lists or posts and message your friends. If you could, that would be odd... - Garythesnail
But you can't go on exciting adventures battling monsters with TheTopTens. That would probably be odder. - NewSuperPaperMario
Seriously? Who Compares A Animated Video Game Character To A Website?
Luigi wins by a mile (of course, that's coming from someone who has Luigi as their profile picture) - Solacress
I like Luigi but really? - Userguy44V 10 Comments
Linkin Park is much better. That, and Big Brother is a show, Linkin Park is a band. - Turkeyasylum
I would rather listen to 10 hours of Linkin Park than to watch one minute of Big brother, because Linkin Park is actually good - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
What's next? Air vents to golf balls? - nintendofan126
Compare a T.V. Show to a Nu Metal yeah nothing wrong here. (Not! ) - htoutlaws2012V 2 Comments
Jackie Evancho is much better, and no, she doesn't drink underage! - Comments
Let me explain It was a fake Self Destruct account but his brother got it back he also created a fake Self Destruct account opposite to him - BigBrotherSucks
Laugh out loud, Jackie is so so much better than this butt crap (Nicki). - 05yusuf09
I don't like Jackie that much but sheaves definitely better than Nicki Minaj. - AlphaQ
The same applies to number 2 pretty much one is a lot better than the other. - htoutlaws2012V 2 Comments
I personnaly prefer Victoria because she's a better person and she is a better actress (no offense to ariana fans). - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
Ariana is better. Victoria doesn't sing and Ariana is actually nice and that donut incident was a joke. - AlphaQ
To be honest this is actually kind of right. - htoutlaws2012
Of course, some intelligent foreigner probably told the idiotic American who made this list the sad truths of their awful nation. But of course, being the butthurt person he or she was, that American probably made this list to take his anger out on Canada after his daily trip to McDonalds. He is probably in denial; he cannot comprehend that maybe, just maybe, that his country isn't so great after all.
See, this is why countless people hate the USA. It's because of lists like these, their constant and pointless wars with other countries. Their horrible government and people for sheep. If the USA was really better than Canada, then it'd be richer, have free healthcare, a less corrupt government, and maybe better, less idiotic, people. But alas, those Americans will never change their backwards and nationalists ways. They are too damn stubborn to admit that they are NOT the greatest country in the world. If they open their eyes and see their trillions upon trillions of dollars in ...more
Stop listening to the media and actually try understanding America; we are mot stubborn. Some (like me) rarely eat McDonald's. I DO understand that we are high in debt. It is not our fault; we can't control our government. It's our government and media making it this way. - CatCode
The funny thing is, "Top Ten Reasons Canada Is Better Than the United States" is a much better list and has more items. Think we've settled that debate. - PetSounds
But Canada has free health care. - ethanmeinster
Classic racism, eh?
Canada isn't that bad though. - AlphaQ
Rock music is better than K-Pop, and it does highlight that rock is a culture in its own right, but it denies the fact that K-Pop even has a culture. - PositronWildhawk
I saw K-pop and I thought " what the heck is wrong with these people? " Rick music is much better than k-pop more like k- poo! Haha! - funnyuser
Again I'm not all for Korean, nor Japanese music, but the comparison is pretty weak. - htoutlaws2012
This is the only one that actually makes any sense whatsoever - gemcloben
I respect K-Pop, but Rock Music is better. - Userguy44V 4 Comments
Hmm... A Nick Jr. show, and a Nickelodeon show I mean other they were on the same channel one is slightly different than the other. (Premise difference) - htoutlaws2012
Really? Its not dumb who ever made that list was right, bathrooms at school are gross, whoever put this on the list is a homeless rat who actually enjoys being dirty and catching viruses from sitting on someone else's pee or poop - TotalDramaSucks
You're certainly a charming character. And of course, a "homeless rat" has unconditional access to school bathrooms, as well as the time and money to get a laptop and make a list on TheTopTens every day. Your compliment makes perfect sense. - PositronWildhawk
My school bathroom is so stinky. The 1-4 graders never flush the toilet. At least it's clean at home. - AnonymousChick
I agree with this list. - Skullkid755
Great Liat. Not even being sarcastic. - AlphaQV 3 Comments
Tom and Nerry is so inappropriate. Cats are being beat ip and a poor mouse keeps being traumatised by a lunatic cat. Oh goodness! - AlphaQ
Star vs the forces of evil is the world's best show
Tom and jerry is inappropriate it has cat aduse classic cartoon is trash poop
The idea makes perfect sense, but items like "Cartman is nicer to his mum" aren't valid reasons. - PositronWildhawk
South Lark is always a zillion times better than stupid Dora. - AlphaQ
Honestly, the age groups targeted couldn't be more different... - Garythesnail
A quality cartoon show, and a kid show whom seems quite off mate (not Australian) - htoutlaws2012V 5 Comments
How could I forget about this pathetic list. - Minecraftcrazy530
Biased farts are in the air. - AlphaQ
I could go on for forever about this list. It's biased towards Sanjay and Craig, and it disses good Survivor players. - Turkeyasylum
Selena is easily better - RockStarr
You selena fans felling salty
Miley is better. Has a real voice. This isn't a bad comparison actually, it's comparing two pop singers. - DCfnaf
Miley is better. Miley is more tolerable but Selena ain't that bad but she hell and quiet. - AlphaQV 5 Comments
Wot. You've never heard Kendrick Lamar before. You can't hate a rapper because you haven't heard their music cause they could be generally great. - AlphaQ
Guess who made it...
SelfDestruct. - TheLister
Oh come on! Now you people are being mean! I mean, this is coming from people who KNOW Britgirl. They don't know JB. Doesn't he get bashed ENOUGH online? Come on people. You guys are being jerks. Again, Britgirl's and angel but don't compare her to people you haven't even met! - dipperpinesfangirl618
Do you know JB personally? No. I know he can't possibly be as wonderful as Britgirl, but stop acting like he's Satan. Find something better to do than bashing this singer every 5 seconds, people. Grow up already... - Garythesnail
Justin Bieber is better *running for cover* - Userguy44
This made me laugh out loud - BorisRuleV 1 Comment
One of the reasons on this biased list was that FG has no bad episodes. Sure... - Puga
To be honest, I dislike both of them, but since it's a kid show and an adult show, it's a bit of a silly comparison.
Still makes more sense than Family Guy > Simpsons, however. - Garythesnail
Agree with this. I love FG. - AlphaQ
While Family Guy got progressively worse as the seasons went on. It is at least better than the god awful show being compared to S & C. - htoutlaws2012
Gumball is the most overrated cartoon ever (truly not the worst) and Total Drama is the best cartoon ever, so I don't guess why someone would compare it. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
I agree that Gumball is better although I like TD. - Garythesnail
I would go as far and so amazing, but maybe replace those words with cringe, Total Drama early on was much better, and a great parody to Survivor. - htoutlaws2012
Both of them suck. - MrCoolCV 4 Comments
It's a older list but it's comparing all of the Call of Duty games to the 1985 classic Super Mario Bros. The reasons are dumb and it's made by a troll. - Randomteenager
Call of Duty is declining in quality though. Mario ain't and is still lit. - AlphaQ
Super Mario Series has been very consistent in all of there quality games, while Call of Duty started off great too, overtime the games started to decline. Wait though what's the comparison? Right an FPS to a iconic Platformer who wins should not even need to answer that. - htoutlaws2012
This is offensive. I don't really like SelfDestruct, and I never talked to him, but this list offends fellow users who aren't that bad.
One of nice and pioneering users, then we have a dude with stirred controversy over a memorable feud, infamous tastes for Video Games, and or Anime. - htoutlaws2012
What is this comparison? Haha I love Britgirl - keyson
I like Britgirl more but self ain't that bad. - AlphaQV 1 Comment
Who compares cereal to a song.
I like the cereal and not the song. - AlphaQ
Who compares cereal to snakes? Oh I know, a genus. - AlphaQ
As much as Anaconda is rotten garbage.
That list was kinda hilarious in my opinion...
Of Course Gravity Falls Is Better Than Suicide. Any Show Would Be.
Almost as absurd as number one. - htoutlaws2012
The original 100 X better enough said. - htoutlaws2012
Why would you compare two completely different things? It's like comparing a dinosaur to a spoon.
Pokemon is way better than Arthur. - cosmo
Pokemon is better than Arthur! - RiverClanRocks
Arthur is a naked wolf. - AlphaQ
Nicky Ricky dicky and dawn sucks Arthur is way better
Screaming fangirls does not make two bands alike
Anyone with a brain knows which one is better.
One big reason why I left the Directioner fandom other than the post-Zayn drama
No, Disney is far better than Nick - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
At least Disney can make quality stuff. - Pony
Nick before 2013 was much better than Disney. Now, they are both crap. - RalphBob
Nick will always be better than Disney. They both suck. - AlphaQV 3 Comments
Whoever made that list must be a ten-year-old boy
This list is awesome
What's wrong with this list - TheKirbyCreeper999
Come on guys, no need to offend other religions. It's not their fault they don't agree with you. - AlphaQ
I don't watch anime, but the person who made this list obviously cannot differentiate opinion from fact. - PositronWildhawk
The anime is better list actually came first and this list was a response to that.
Who on earth made it? Of course anime is better! - Animefan12
A-T.V. Is beer than AnimeDrawer. - AlphaQ
I meamt ''A-T.V. is better than Anime.' Sorry AnimeDrawer that was stupid autocorrect 's fault. - AlphaQ
I was hoping that this list didn't exist. Unfortunately, it does. Six of the entries are opinions (and not very popular ones), and they try to claim that no one likes the Stones. If so, then why are we talking about them? Why are they still selling lots of records? Why are they still touring well into their 70s? If no one liked them, they would've been forgotten a long time ago. - Gg2000
Wow it's so bad even the list's creator hates it - NESSquid
They'd not suck. - AlphaQ
They both suck. - AlphaQ
NOTHING IS WORSE THAN FROZEN. lool - AlphaQ
At least sweaty gym socks don't spit at their fans.
I'll admit, this was a weird list... - nintendofan126
Nearly everything is better than Chris brown. - AlphaQ
Who compares a beloved kids' film to one of history's worst human beings?
He's not wrong. Toy story IS better, but I do agree with Aragorn98!
At least Toy Story is better - BorisRule
It's true. - AlphaQ
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