Top Ten Dumbest Comparisons In "Reasons Why This Is Better Than That" Lists On TheTopTens
They do not correspond with each other in any way. What's next? Ceiling fans and waffles? Lamps and siblings? Swimming pools and grandmas? Gosh, some lists can be really pointless.
That one takes stupidity to another level. What's next? Mariah Carey with Onions? Pretty Little Liars with toothpaste? By the way, I started a petition to delete that list
Adventure Time has nothing to do with Ebola. Why would you compare a show to a serious disease. That makes no sense.
I completely agree. You can't compare a cartoon to a deathly disease even if you hate it... Ah and marceline is my cutie pie.
We all know which of these sucks between the two, the other (while I may have never listened to a song of Evancho) probably has a much better appealing voice.
Guess who made this joke of a list? I actually dare you to look at it without laughing.
Jackie is not so popular but she is great. Justin is popular but he is sucks.
Jackie is one billion better than Justin.
Basically, the title of this list screams Self Destruct. The best way to describe him is in SuperHyperdude's Self Descruct In a Nutshell.
You can find your friends on Facebook but TheTopTens has sane users. Any irrational user on this site is eliminated. The people here are also nice. TheTopTens has a better community.
Actually, TheTopTens is a social media site, so comparing it to Facebook makes sense.
There are some elements that they may think that, but overall the total ideal no.
I'm not even allowed to go on Facebook. TheTopTens is my online home.
Okay I would rather listen to somebody who actually has memorable songs then the two who are below him in comparison. (Still pointless)
Seriously? Might as well compare computers to volcanoes, bricks to palm trees, Canada to eggs, and Steven Seagal to microwaves.
I wonder what's next. Toothpaste to shoelaces? Fridges to Asia? Gloves to lemonade?
I made this list years ago when I was still a visitor and I absolutely regret it now. I'm so sorry...
This list is really, really stupid. I respect her opinion, though reasons like "He Has Great Abs, and "The Beatles are Bad" are hardly justifiable, and for some of them, quite shallow and superficial.
Seriously, that is like saying the school bathrooms are better than actually nice toilets at your house, nothing is worse than Justin Bieber
He has great abs. Bruh, you can Be fat and still make good music and you can have abs but still be trash.
Most of the reasons are opinions and are stupidly obvious.
I know Microsoft and Sony are more than game companies, but the list in question was most likely targeting the video games of the companies. In which case, I prefer Nintendo to both of them.
People who vote on this list are forgetting that Microsoft and Sony are not just video game companies.
The act of console wars, to me it should be Nintendo > Microsoft > Sony. Combine two companies and its invalid.
I like Nintendo and Sony. I hate Microsoft gaming consoles but I like their computers!
They're both awesome, but you can't use Luigi to create lists or posts and message your friends. If you could, that would be odd...
Luigi wins by a mile (of course, that's coming from someone who has Luigi as their profile picture)
Seriously? Who Compares A Animated Video Game Character To A Website?
You can't compare them, they're both legendary
K-Rap is far better than K-Pop (yes yes don't make fun of it and call it krap cause it's weird) but American rap is still better. Australia...you got a diet-Nicki Minaj called Iggy Azalea. Ugh she's just awful on all grounds. Not even half as fun as Nicki.
First of all, that's a sub-genre versus an entire country's music industry. Second, the items on this list are more relevant to why American music is better than K-Pop. Which, in my opinion, it is.
Not to offend Koreans (a certain leader), but to American music just not even that level yet.
American Music is better than K-Pop which I find too cheesy.
At least JB hasn't killed anyone (I don't think he has.) However, Hitler killed thousands of innocent people. Yet still, you consider THAT better than just some crappy music and stupid singer?! Come on guys! We get it, you hate him. I do too, but that's taking it too far. Just move on and stop being so immature!
How is this not #1, Hitler is MUCH worse than Bieber, Bieber's horrible thing is singing, but Hitler did much worse... Bieber can get away with bad singing, but Hitler can't get away with the fact he killed innocent people...
This is why I am sick and tired of Seeing Justin Bieber In every worst list imaginable.
This was a pretty immature move, I Guess. It's not like Justin killed 11 million people.
O.K. I read the list name and I was like "...I wanna throw my laptop at you." I mean, gravity falls is like my favorite show in the whole world and she just compared it to a PERSON! (And P.S. dipper can sing. HE JUST HASN'T DEVELOPED HIS VOCAL CORDS YET! *Sobs*)
The reasons are so flimsy. I mean, who cares if Dipper can't sing or dance? JB and Gravity Falls are two completely separate entities.
A reason on this list was "Dipper can't sing". WHAT? Gravity Falls isn't about singing!
Yeah A solo artist compared to a Disney show nothing wrong with this. (Not! )
I never liked Michael Jackson. I've always found him strange, annoying, and EXTREMELY overrated.
The Beatles, on the other hand, are the legend. I mean, anybody can dance, but it takes true talent to play instruments. I hate to break it to you, but the Beatles are 1,000,000,000x better than MJ. I know I'm going to get lots of thumbs-downs, but I really don't care. Deal with it. It's just my opinion.
Heh, I just looked back at this list and found my very first comment, from last September. I was a bit obsessed. Thanks for the memories, Pos.
But really, it's a ridiculous list.
Michael Jackson is better than Beatles (no offense to any Beatles fan), but hey, Beatles is also awesome.
While both are great, its odd to compare a sole artist to a band.
It was made by Comparisans, who specialises in comparison lists, only he says on this list that there are too many comparison lists. What furthers this irony is that he can't even spell comparisons, hence his name.
I really hoped that this list was just some stupid joke, but no, I guess Comparisans was crazy enough to make such a thing. A lot of the items on here were really ironic. It was hard not to laugh.
I dare you to look at this list without dying laughing about how bad and hypocritical this list is.
Okay now this is the one that makes no sense in what am doing I taking a selfie on TTT, and find a camera no!
Agreed, Skillet are better, for obvious reasons, but this is still a ridiculous comparison.
Christian Rock music is much better as a genre to what is compared with that. (laughs hysterically)
Is Skillet a fish? Then no, it's can't make music cause fishes can't sing.
Skillet is better in my opinion. Still a ridiculous comparison.
I would rather listen to 10 hours of Linkin Park than to watch one minute of Big brother, because Linkin Park is actually good
Linkin Park is much better. That, and Big Brother is a show, Linkin Park is a band.
What's next? Air vents to golf balls?
It was made by a fake BigBrotherYESTotalDramaNO
I don't like Jackie that much but sheaves definitely better than Nicki Minaj.
The same applies to number 2 pretty much one is a lot better than the other.
Laugh out loud, Jackie is so so much better than this butt crap (Nicki).
Jackie Evancho is much better, and no, she doesn't drink underage!
I personnaly prefer Victoria because she's a better person and she is a better actress (no offense to ariana fans).
Ariana is better. Victoria doesn't sing and Ariana is actually nice and that donut incident was a joke.
To be honest this is actually kind of right.
Of course, some intelligent foreigner probably told the idiotic American who made this list the sad truths of their awful nation. But of course, being the butthurt person he or she was, that American probably made this list to take his anger out on Canada after his daily trip to McDonalds. He is probably in denial; he cannot comprehend that maybe, just maybe, that his country isn't so great after all.
See, this is why countless people hate the USA. It's because of lists like these, their constant and pointless wars with other countries. Their horrible government and people for sheep. If the USA was really better than Canada, then it'd be richer, have free healthcare, a less corrupt government, and maybe better, less idiotic, people. But alas, those Americans will never change their backwards and nationalists ways. They are too damn stubborn to admit that they are NOT the greatest country in the world. If they open their eyes and see their trillions upon trillions of dollars in ...more
Gotta love those Americans. Of course they were probably told by an intelligent and well-educated foreigner that their country is not as good as the patriotic folks would like to think. So, one decided to take his or her anger out on a far better country, Canada! And so, like any smart person would do, they either told the person that he was being retarded, or avoided the list entirely. See, this is why I and many others wouldn't mind if one day, all the fatass Americans suddenly “disappeared. ” :D
And on that note, I actually do like the much better alternative: the list of why Canada is BETTER than the pathetic US!
The funny thing is, "Top Ten Reasons Canada Is Better Than the United States" is a much better list and has more items. Think we've settled that debate.
I never been to Canada, but I like both countries! Americans these days...
Rock music is better than K-Pop, and it does highlight that rock is a culture in its own right, but it denies the fact that K-Pop even has a culture.
Again I'm not all for Korean, nor Japanese music, but the comparison is pretty weak.
This should not be here. Obviously rock music is million times better than k-poop.
This is the only one that actually makes any sense whatsoever
Hmm... A Nick Jr. show, and a Nickelodeon show I mean other they were on the same channel one is slightly different than the other. (Premise difference)
Really? Its not dumb who ever made that list was right, bathrooms at school are gross, whoever put this on the list is a homeless rat who actually enjoys being dirty and catching viruses from sitting on someone else's pee or poop
My school bathroom is so stinky. The 1-4 graders never flush the toilet. At least it's clean at home.
The user Meagansayshi made this list. It was so nice! I added about ten comments on it.
I agree with this list though
Tom and Nerry is so inappropriate. Cats are being beat ip and a poor mouse keeps being traumatised by a lunatic cat. Oh goodness!
Star vs the forces of evil is the world's best show
Tom and jerry is inappropriate it has cat aduse classic cartoon is trash poop
The idea makes perfect sense, but items like "Cartman is nicer to his mum" aren't valid reasons.
South Lark is always a zillion times better than stupid Dora.
Honestly, the age groups targeted couldn't be more different...
I still agree with the opinion
I could go on for forever about this list. It's biased towards Sanjay and Craig, and it disses good Survivor players.
How could I forget about this pathetic list.
Biased farts are in the air.
Wot. You've never heard Kendrick Lamar before. You can't hate a rapper because you haven't heard their music cause they could be generally great.
Guess who made it...
Oh come on! Now you people are being mean! I mean, this is coming from people who KNOW Britgirl. They don't know JB. Doesn't he get bashed ENOUGH online? Come on people. You guys are being jerks. Again, Britgirl's and angel but don't compare her to people you haven't even met!
Do you know JB personally? No. I know he can't possibly be as wonderful as Britgirl, but stop acting like he's Satan. Find something better to do than bashing this singer every 5 seconds, people. Grow up already...
Justin Bieber is better *running for cover*
This made me laugh out loud