Top Ten Dumbest Comparisons In "Reasons Why This Is Better Than That" Lists On TheTopTens

The Top Ten

1 Adventure Time > Ebola

That one takes stupidity to another level. What's next? Mariah Carey with Onions? Pretty Little Liars with toothpaste? By the way, I started a petition to delete that list - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Yes, this list actually exists. I laughed out loud! - PositronWildhawk

Adventure Time has nothing to do with Ebola. Why would you compare a show to a serious disease. That makes no sense. - cosmo

They do not correspond with each other in any way. What's next? Ceiling fans and waffles? Lamps and siblings? Swimming pools and grandmas? Gosh, some lists can be really pointless. - CatCode

2 Justin Bieber > Jackie Evancho

Guess who made this joke of a list? I actually dare you to look at it without laughing. - PositronWildhawk

We all know which of these sucks between the two, the other (while I may have never listened to a song of Evancho) probably has a much better appealing voice. - htoutlaws2012

I must admit, it's a pretty good humour list. - PetSounds

That list is a joke. - EpicJake

3 Facebook > TheTopTens

You can find your friends on Facebook but TheTopTens has sane users. Any irrational user on this site is eliminated. The people here are also nice. TheTopTens has a better community.

Who made this list? - jimster123

I'm not even allowed to go on Facebook. TheTopTens is my online home. - RockFashionista

TheTopTens is better. People on Facebook are irritate me. - OriginalVisionary

4 Marilyn Manson > Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj

I wonder what's next. Toothpaste to shoelaces? Fridges to Asia? Gloves to lemonade? - Puga

I guess the only thing all three of them have in common is that they're really ugly.

Seriously? Might as well compare computers to volcanoes, bricks to palm trees, Canada to eggs, and Steven Seagal to microwaves.

Okay I would rather listen to somebody who actually has memorable songs then the two who are below him in comparison. (Still pointless) - htoutlaws2012

I made this list years ago when I was still a visitor and I absolutely regret it now. I'm so sorry...

5 Justin Bieber > The Beatles

This list is really, really stupid. I respect her opinion, though reasons like "He Has Great Abs, and "The Beatles are Bad" are hardly justifiable, and for some of them, quite shallow and superficial.

Seriously, that is like saying the school bathrooms are better than actually nice toilets at your house, nothing is worse than Justin Bieber

Most of the reasons are opinions and are stupidly obvious. - MontyPython

I'm only recovering from the badness of the site's reaction. - Puga

6 Nintendo > Microsoft, Sony

People who vote on this list are forgetting that Microsoft and Sony are not just video game companies. - PositronWildhawk

I know Microsoft and Sony are more than game companies, but the list in question was most likely targeting the video games of the companies. In which case, I prefer Nintendo to both of them. - Garythesnail

I like them all equally

I like Nintendo and Sony. I hate Microsoft gaming consoles but I like their computers!

7 Luigi > TheTopTens

They're both awesome, but you can't use Luigi to create lists or posts and message your friends. If you could, that would be odd... - Garythesnail

But you can't go on exciting adventures battling monsters with TheTopTens. That would probably be odder. - NewSuperPaperMario

Luigi wins by a mile (of course, that's coming from someone who has Luigi as their profile picture) - Solacress

Seriously? Who Compares A Animated Video Game Character To A Website?

You can't compare them, they're both legendary - Keb

8 K-Pop > American Music

Although I listen to Kpop a lot, it's not better than ALL American music. - RoseWeasley

First of all, that's a sub-genre versus an entire country's music industry. Second, the items on this list are more relevant to why American music is better than K-Pop. Which, in my opinion, it is. - PositronWildhawk

K-Rap is far better than K-Pop (yes yes don't make fun of it and call it krap cause it's weird) but American rap is still better. Australia...you got a diet-Nicki Minaj called Iggy Azalea. Ugh she's just awful on all grounds. Not even half as fun as Nicki. - AlphaQ

American Music is better than K-Pop which I find too cheesy. - AlphaQ

9 Adolf Hitler > Justin Bieber Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and F├╝hrer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September ...read more.

At least JB hasn't killed anyone (I don't think he has.) However, Hitler killed thousands of innocent people. Yet still, you consider THAT better than just some crappy music and stupid singer?! Come on guys! We get it, you hate him. I do too, but that's taking it too far. Just move on and stop being so immature! - D0gLover970

How is this not #1, Hitler is MUCH worse than Bieber, Bieber's horrible thing is singing, but Hitler did much worse... Bieber can get away with bad singing, but Hitler can't get away with the fact he killed innocent people... - BlueSheepYT

What kind of comparison is THAT?

This was a pretty immature move, I Guess. It's not like Justin killed 11 million people. - AlphaQ

10 Justin Bieber > Gravity Falls

O.K. I read the list name and I was like "...I wanna throw my laptop at you." I mean, gravity falls is like my favorite show in the whole world and she just compared it to a PERSON! (And P.S. dipper can sing. HE JUST HASN'T DEVELOPED HIS VOCAL CORDS YET! *Sobs*) - dipperpinesfangirl618

A reason on this list was "Dipper can't sing". WHAT? Gravity Falls isn't about singing! - Minecraftcrazy530

Get this list to the top five now - EpicJake

Yeah A solo artist compared to a Disney show nothing wrong with this. (Not! ) - htoutlaws2012

The Contenders

11 Michael Jackson > The Beatles

That is a daft list. Everyone knows who's better... - Britgirl

The fact that MJ sold more records in recent times is not a valid reason. - PositronWildhawk

Michael Jackson is better than Beatles (no offense to any Beatles fan), but hey, Beatles is also awesome. - BorisRule

Heh, I just looked back at this list and found my very first comment, from last September. I was a bit obsessed. Thanks for the memories, Pos.

But really, it's a ridiculous list. - PetSounds

12 Instagram > TheTopTens

I dare you to look at this list without dying laughing about how bad and hypocritical this list is. - Turkeyasylum

It was made by Comparisans, who specialises in comparison lists, only he says on this list that there are too many comparison lists. What furthers this irony is that he can't even spell comparisons, hence his name. - PositronWildhawk

The reasons are some of the stupidest I've seen. - Minecraftcrazy530

This was a bad list. - Pony

13 Skillet > Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj

Agreed, Skillet are better, for obvious reasons, but this is still a ridiculous comparison. - PositronWildhawk

Christian Rock music is much better as a genre to what is compared with that. (laughs hysterically) - htoutlaws2012

Is Skillet a fish? Then no, it's can't make music cause fishes can't sing. - AlphaQ

Skillet is better in my opinion. Still a ridiculous comparison.

14 Big Brother > Linkin Park

What's next? Air vents to golf balls? - nintendofan126

Linkin Park is much better. That, and Big Brother is a show, Linkin Park is a band. - Turkeyasylum

I would rather listen to 10 hours of Linkin Park than to watch one minute of Big brother, because Linkin Park is actually good - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

They both suck! End of story - AlphaQ

15 Nicki Minaj > Jackie Evancho

Jackie Evancho is much better, and no, she doesn't drink underage! - Comments

Let me explain It was a fake Self Destruct account but his brother got it back he also created a fake Self Destruct account opposite to him - BigBrotherSucks

I don't like Jackie that much but sheaves definitely better than Nicki Minaj. - AlphaQ

Laugh out loud, Jackie is so so much better than this butt crap (Nicki). - 05yusuf09

The same applies to number 2 pretty much one is a lot better than the other. - htoutlaws2012

16 Victoria Justice < Ariana Grande

I personnaly prefer Victoria because she's a better person and she is a better actress (no offense to ariana fans). - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Ariana is better. Victoria doesn't sing and Ariana is actually nice and that donut incident was a joke. - AlphaQ

To be honest this is actually kind of right. - htoutlaws2012

17 USA > Canada

Of course, some intelligent foreigner probably told the idiotic American who made this list the sad truths of their awful nation. But of course, being the butthurt person he or she was, that American probably made this list to take his anger out on Canada after his daily trip to McDonalds. He is probably in denial; he cannot comprehend that maybe, just maybe, that his country isn't so great after all.

See, this is why countless people hate the USA. It's because of lists like these, their constant and pointless wars with other countries. Their horrible government and people for sheep. If the USA was really better than Canada, then it'd be richer, have free healthcare, a less corrupt government, and maybe better, less idiotic, people. But alas, those Americans will never change their backwards and nationalists ways. They are too damn stubborn to admit that they are NOT the greatest country in the world. If they open their eyes and see their trillions upon trillions of dollars in ...more

Stop listening to the media and actually try understanding America; we are mot stubborn. Some (like me) rarely eat McDonald's. I DO understand that we are high in debt. It is not our fault; we can't control our government. It's our government and media making it this way. - CatCode

The funny thing is, "Top Ten Reasons Canada Is Better Than the United States" is a much better list and has more items. Think we've settled that debate. - PetSounds

But Canada has free health care. - ethanmeinster

I never been to Canada, but I like both countries! Americans these days... - Pony

18 Rock Music > K-Pop

Rock music is better than K-Pop, and it does highlight that rock is a culture in its own right, but it denies the fact that K-Pop even has a culture. - PositronWildhawk

I saw K-pop and I thought " what the heck is wrong with these people? " Rick music is much better than k-pop more like k- poo! Haha! - funnyuser

Again I'm not all for Korean, nor Japanese music, but the comparison is pretty weak. - htoutlaws2012

This should not be here. Obviously rock music is million times better than k-poop. - palashgupta

This is the only one that actually makes any sense whatsoever - gemcloben

19 Dora The Explorer > The Fairly Oddparents

Hmm... A Nick Jr. show, and a Nickelodeon show I mean other they were on the same channel one is slightly different than the other. (Premise difference) - htoutlaws2012

20 Tom and Jerry > Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Tom and Nerry is so inappropriate. Cats are being beat ip and a poor mouse keeps being traumatised by a lunatic cat. Oh goodness! - AlphaQ

Star vs the forces of evil is the world's best show
Tom and jerry is inappropriate it has cat aduse classic cartoon is trash poop

21 Using The Bathroom At Home > Using The Bathroom At School

Really? Its not dumb who ever made that list was right, bathrooms at school are gross, whoever put this on the list is a homeless rat who actually enjoys being dirty and catching viruses from sitting on someone else's pee or poop - TotalDramaSucks

You're certainly a charming character. And of course, a "homeless rat" has unconditional access to school bathrooms, as well as the time and money to get a laptop and make a list on TheTopTens every day. Your compliment makes perfect sense. - PositronWildhawk

My school bathroom is so stinky. The 1-4 graders never flush the toilet. At least it's clean at home. - AnonymousChick

I agree with this list. - Skullkid755

The user Meagansayshi made this list. It was so nice! I added about ten comments on it. - Animefan12

22 South Park > Dora The Explorer

The idea makes perfect sense, but items like "Cartman is nicer to his mum" aren't valid reasons. - PositronWildhawk

South Lark is always a zillion times better than stupid Dora. - AlphaQ

Honestly, the age groups targeted couldn't be more different... - Garythesnail

I still agree with the opinion

23 Sanjay and Craig > Survivor

How could I forget about this pathetic list. - Minecraftcrazy530

Biased farts are in the air. - AlphaQ

I could go on for forever about this list. It's biased towards Sanjay and Craig, and it disses good Survivor players. - Turkeyasylum

So...biased...

24 Justin Bieber > Kendrick Lamar

Wot. You've never heard Kendrick Lamar before. You can't hate a rapper because you haven't heard their music cause they could be generally great. - AlphaQ

Guess who made it...

SelfDestruct. - TheLister

25 Britgirl > Justin Bieber

Oh come on! Now you people are being mean! I mean, this is coming from people who KNOW Britgirl. They don't know JB. Doesn't he get bashed ENOUGH online? Come on people. You guys are being jerks. Again, Britgirl's and angel but don't compare her to people you haven't even met! - dipperpinesfangirl618

Do you know JB personally? No. I know he can't possibly be as wonderful as Britgirl, but stop acting like he's Satan. Find something better to do than bashing this singer every 5 seconds, people. Grow up already... - Garythesnail

Justin Bieber is better *running for cover* - Userguy44

This made me laugh out loud - BorisRule

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