Top Ten Dumbest Comparisons In "Reasons Why This Is Better Than That" Lists On TheTopTens

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Adventure Time > Ebola

Yes, this list actually exists. I laughed out loud! - PositronWildhawk

That one takes stupidity to another level. What's next? Mariah Carey with Onions? Pretty Little Liars with toothpaste? By the way, I started a petition to delete that list - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Adventure Time has nothing to do with Ebola. Why would you compare a show to a serious disease. That makes no sense. - cosmo

Um...why exactly? - naFrovivuS

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2 Justin Bieber > Jackie Evancho

Guess who made this joke of a list? I actually dare you to look at it without laughing. - PositronWildhawk

We all know which of these sucks between the two, the other (while I may have never listened to a song of Evancho) probably has a much better appealing voice. - htoutlaws2012

I must admit, it's a pretty good humour list. - PetSounds

Nobody is worse than Justin Bieber.
#hisnamedoesntevendeservetobecapitalized

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3 Facebook > TheTopTens

You can find your friends on Facebook but TheTopTens has sane users. Any irrational user on this site is eliminated. The people here are also nice. TheTopTens has a better community.

Who made this list? - jimster123

I'm not even allowed to go on Facebook. TheTopTens is my online home. - RockFashionista

Facebook is for old people - B0S5J4M3S

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4 Marilyn Manson > Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj

I wonder what's next. Toothpaste to shoelaces? Fridges to Asia? Gloves to lemonade? - Puga

I guess the only thing all three of them have in common is that they're really ugly.

Seriously? Might as well compare computers to volcanoes, bricks to palm trees, Canada to eggs, and Steven Seagal to microwaves.

Okay I would rather listen to somebody who actually has memorable songs then the two who are below him in comparison. (Still pointless) - htoutlaws2012

Marilyn Manson sucks anyways. - AlphaQ

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5 Instagram > TheTopTens

I dare you to look at this list without dying laughing about how bad and hypocritical this list is. - Turkeyasylum

It was made by Comparisans, who specialises in comparison lists, only he says on this list that there are too many comparison lists. What furthers this irony is that he can't even spell comparisons, hence his name. - PositronWildhawk

The reasons are some of the stupidest I've seen. - Minecraftcrazy530

This isn't bad...I personally like...Actually I can't decide - B0S5J4M3S

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6 Justin Bieber > The Beatles

This list is really, really stupid. I respect her opinion, though reasons like "He Has Great Abs, and "The Beatles are Bad" are hardly justifiable, and for some of them, quite shallow and superficial.

Seriously, that is like saying the school bathrooms are better than actually nice toilets at your house, nothing is worse than Justin Bieber

Most of the reasons are opinions and are stupidly obvious. - MontyPython

da hell? - B0S5J4M3S

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7 Justin Bieber > Gravity Falls

O.K. I read the list name and I was like "...I wanna throw my laptop at you." I mean, gravity falls is like my favorite show in the whole world and she just compared it to a PERSON! (And P.S. dipper can sing. HE JUST HASN'T DEVELOPED HIS VOCAL CORDS YET! *Sobs*) - dipperpinesfangirl618

A reason on this list was "Dipper can't sing". WHAT? Gravity Falls isn't about singing! - Minecraftcrazy530

Get this list to the top five now - EpicJake

A bad singer has nothing to do with a cartoon,this list is stupid.-DarkBoi-X

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8 Nintendo > Microsoft, Sony

People who vote on this list are forgetting that Microsoft and Sony are not just video game companies. - PositronWildhawk

I know Microsoft and Sony are more than game companies, but the list in question was most likely targeting the video games of the companies. In which case, I prefer Nintendo to both of them. - Garythesnail

I like them all equally

True - AlphaQ

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9 Dry Erase Markers > Nicki Minaj

Whoever did this is about 2. - DynastiSugarPop

Wait what? - shawnmccaul22

lol - B0S5J4M3S

what - AlphaQ

10 Michael Jackson > The Beatles

That is a daft list. Everyone knows who's better... - Britgirl

The fact that MJ sold more records in recent times is not a valid reason. - PositronWildhawk

Heh, I just looked back at this list and found my very first comment, from last September. I was a bit obsessed. Thanks for the memories, Pos.

But really, it's a ridiculous list. - PetSounds

While both are great, its odd to compare a sole artist to a band. - htoutlaws2012

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The Contenders

11 K-Pop > American Music

First of all, that's a sub-genre versus an entire country's music industry. Second, the items on this list are more relevant to why American music is better than K-Pop. Which, in my opinion, it is. - PositronWildhawk

K-Rap is far better than K-Pop (yes yes don't make fun of it and call it krap cause it's weird) but American rap is still better. Australia...you got a diet-Nicki Minaj called Iggy Azalea. Ugh she's just awful on all grounds. Not even half as fun as Nicki. - AlphaQ

American Music is better than K-Pop which I find too cheesy. - AlphaQ

Not to offend Koreans (a certain leader), but to American music just not even that level yet. - htoutlaws2012

12 Puella Magi Madoka Magica > Danny Phantom

Hopefully, we won't have to deal with anymore Danny Phantom comparison lists. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Who's Puella whatevar? - AlphaQ

13 Skillet > Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj

Agreed, Skillet are better, for obvious reasons, but this is still a ridiculous comparison. - PositronWildhawk

Christian Rock music is much better as a genre to what is compared with that. (laughs hysterically) - htoutlaws2012

Is Skillet a fish? Then no, it's can't make music cause fishes can't sing. - AlphaQ

But Skillet is trash. Listen to some Styper if you need some real Christian Metal. - 445956

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14 Adolf Hitler > Justin Bieber

At least JB hasn't killed anyone (I don't think he has.) However, Hitler killed thousands of innocent people. Yet still, you consider THAT better than just some crappy music and stupid singer?! Come on guys! We get it, you hate him. I do too, but that's taking it too far. Just move on and stop being so immature! - D0gLover970

How is this not #1, Hitler is MUCH worse than Bieber, Bieber's horrible thing is singing, but Hitler did much worse... Bieber can get away with bad singing, but Hitler can't get away with the fact he killed innocent people... - BlueSheepYT

What kind of comparison is THAT?

Probably made by a troll, don't take this too seriously.

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15 Luigi > TheTopTens

They're both awesome, but you can't use Luigi to create lists or posts and message your friends. If you could, that would be odd... - Garythesnail

But you can't go on exciting adventures battling monsters with TheTopTens. That would probably be odder. - NewSuperPaperMario

Seriously? Who Compares A Animated Video Game Character To A Website?

You can't compare them, they're both legendary - Keb

Dantem honeatly needs to kill himself. - AlphaQ

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16 Ojamajo Doremi > Puella Magi Madoka Magica

This isn't just because I like Puella Magi Madoka Magica. A lot of the items on that list were poor reasons as to why Ojamajo Doremi was a better show than Puella Magi Madoka Magica. For example, the notorious "it's overrated" item. Just because something is overrated does not mean it is bad. Another example would be "Madoka Magica has bad animation". Now this may seem biased, but when I compare the two series' visuals, Ojamajo Doremi's visuals are of lower quality compared to Puella Magi Madoka Magica. There's a lot more to name, but I don't have all day to do so. All in all, this list was just another pointless comparison list made solely for the purpose of a user trying to say that something she liked was better than something she disliked. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Everything on it is crappy reasoning - Neonco31

17 Big Brother > Linkin Park

I would rather listen to 10 hours of Linkin Park than to watch one minute of Big brother, because Linkin Park is actually good - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Linkin Park is much better. That, and Big Brother is a show, Linkin Park is a band. - Turkeyasylum

What's next? Air vents to golf balls? - nintendofan126

Linkin Park is cancer. - AlphaQ

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18 Dora The Explorer > The Fairly Oddparents

Hmm... A Nick Jr. show, and a Nickelodeon show I mean other they were on the same channel one is slightly different than the other. (Premise difference) - htoutlaws2012

19 Old Spongebob > The Loud House

What's wrong with this one? - bugger

20 Nicki Minaj > Jackie Evancho

Jackie Evancho is much better, and no, she doesn't drink underage! - Comments

Let me explain It was a fake Self Destruct account but his brother got it back he also created a fake Self Destruct account opposite to him - BigBrotherSucks

Laugh out loud, Jackie is so so much better than this butt crap (Nicki). - 05yusuf09

The same applies to number 2 pretty much one is a lot better than the other. - htoutlaws2012

So... A bad rapper or a great singer - ToptenPizza

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21 Victoria Justice < Ariana Grande

I personnaly prefer Victoria because she's a better person and she is a better actress (no offense to ariana fans). - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Ariana is better. Victoria doesn't sing and Ariana is actually nice and that donut incident was a joke. - AlphaQ

To be honest this is actually kind of right. - htoutlaws2012

22 USA > Canada

Of course, some intelligent foreigner probably told the idiotic American who made this list the sad truths of their awful nation. But of course, being the butthurt person he or she was, that American probably made this list to take his anger out on Canada after his daily trip to McDonalds. He is probably in denial; he cannot comprehend that maybe, just maybe, that his country isn't so great after all.

See, this is why countless people hate the USA. It's because of lists like these, their constant and pointless wars with other countries. Their horrible government and people for sheep. If the USA was really better than Canada, then it'd be richer, have free healthcare, a less corrupt government, and maybe better, less idiotic, people. But alas, those Americans will never change their backwards and nationalists ways. They are too damn stubborn to admit that they are NOT the greatest country in the world. If they open their eyes and see their trillions upon trillions of dollars in ...more

Stop listening to the media and actually try understanding America; we are mot stubborn. Some (like me) rarely eat McDonald's. I DO understand that we are high in debt. It is not our fault; we can't control our government. It's our government and media making it this way. - CatCode

The funny thing is, "Top Ten Reasons Canada Is Better Than the United States" is a much better list and has more items. Think we've settled that debate. - PetSounds

But Canada has free health care. - ethanmeinster

This should not be a list

no country list not even stuff that benefits Canada

people will take offense to stuff like this - B0S5J4M3S

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23 Rock Music > K-Pop

Rock music is better than K-Pop, and it does highlight that rock is a culture in its own right, but it denies the fact that K-Pop even has a culture. - PositronWildhawk

I saw K-pop and I thought " what the heck is wrong with these people? " Rick music is much better than k-pop more like k- poo! Haha! - funnyuser

This is the only one that actually makes any sense whatsoever - gemcloben

This should not be here. Obviously rock music is million times better than k-poop. - palashgupta

Again I'm not all for Korean, nor Japanese music, but the comparison is pretty weak. - htoutlaws2012

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24 Using The Bathroom At Home > Using The Bathroom At School

Really? Its not dumb who ever made that list was right, bathrooms at school are gross, whoever put this on the list is a homeless rat who actually enjoys being dirty and catching viruses from sitting on someone else's pee or poop - TotalDramaSucks

You're certainly a charming character. And of course, a "homeless rat" has unconditional access to school bathrooms, as well as the time and money to get a laptop and make a list on TheTopTens every day. Your compliment makes perfect sense. - PositronWildhawk

My school bathroom is so stinky. The 1-4 graders never flush the toilet. At least it's clean at home. - AnonymousChick

The user Meagansayshi made this list. It was so nice! I added about ten comments on it. - Animefan12

DA HELL!? bathroom at home is way better... - B0S5J4M3S

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25 5 > 4

We all know that the opposing list of reasons why four is better is irrefutable! - PositronWildhawk

Five Actually Isn't Better Than Four It's Just Greater Than Four. There's A Difference You Know.

Seriously? Is This Even A Real List? Or Is It Just Math?

How is that even possible? Five is just greater than four. Not better - BorisRule

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26 South Park > Dora The Explorer

The idea makes perfect sense, but items like "Cartman is nicer to his mum" aren't valid reasons. - PositronWildhawk

South Lark is always a zillion times better than stupid Dora. - AlphaQ

Honestly, the age groups targeted couldn't be more different... - Garythesnail

A quality cartoon show, and a kid show whom seems quite off mate (not Australian) - htoutlaws2012

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27 GoAnimate > Harry Potter

Whoever made that list must be a ten-year-old boy

Da HELL - B0S5J4M3S

28 Miley > Selena

Selena is easily better - RockStarr

You selena fans felling salty

Miley is better. Has a real voice. This isn't a bad comparison actually, it's comparing two pop singers. - DCfnaf

Odd to say her face is like Miley, maybe that I can see, but music ugh... take your pick. - htoutlaws2012

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29 One Direction > The Beatles

Screaming fangirls does not make two bands alike

Anyone with a brain knows which one is better.

One big reason why I left the Directioner fandom other than the post-Zayn drama

30 Toy Story > Adolf Hitler

Who compares a beloved kids' film to one of history's worst human beings? - Aragorn98

He's not wrong. Toy story IS better, but I do agree with Aragorn98!

It's true. - AlphaQ

True though - B0S5J4M3S

31 Family Guy > Sanjay and Craig

One of the reasons on this biased list was that FG has no bad episodes. Sure... - Puga

To be honest, I dislike both of them, but since it's a kid show and an adult show, it's a bit of a silly comparison.

Still makes more sense than Family Guy > Simpsons, however. - Garythesnail

While Family Guy got progressively worse as the seasons went on. It is at least better than the god awful show being compared to S & C. - htoutlaws2012

32 Gravity Falls > Teen Titans Go!

True

33 The Amazing World Of Gumball > Total Drama

Gumball is the most overrated cartoon ever (truly not the worst) and Total Drama is the best cartoon ever, so I don't guess why someone would compare it. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I agree that Gumball is better although I like TD. - Garythesnail

I would go as far and so amazing, but maybe replace those words with cringe, Total Drama early on was much better, and a great parody to Survivor. - htoutlaws2012

Total Vagina Is Cringe. - AlphaQ

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34 Britgirl > SelfDestruct

This is offensive. I don't really like SelfDestruct, and I never talked to him, but this list offends fellow users who aren't that bad.

One of nice and pioneering users, then we have a dude with stirred controversy over a memorable feud, infamous tastes for Video Games, and or Anime. - htoutlaws2012

What is this comparison? Haha I love Britgirl - keyson

I mean, I REALLY like Birtgirl. She's a total angel. But it's not cool to compare her to other people like the other person doesn't have any feelings. - dipperpinesfangirl618

35 Gravity Falls > Suicide

Of Course Gravity Falls Is Better Than Suicide. Any Show Would Be.

Almost as absurd as number one. - htoutlaws2012

duh - B0S5J4M3S

36 Tom and Jerry > Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Star vs the forces of evil is the world's best show
Tom and jerry is inappropriate it has cat aduse classic cartoon is trash poop

37 Teen Titans > Teen Titans Go!

The original 100 X better enough said. - htoutlaws2012

What the hell is this? - B0S5J4M3S

38 Call of Duty > Super Mario Bros.

It's a older list but it's comparing all of the Call of Duty games to the 1985 classic Super Mario Bros. The reasons are dumb and it's made by a troll. - Randomteenager

Super Mario Series has been very consistent in all of there quality games, while Call of Duty started off great too, overtime the games started to decline. Wait though what's the comparison? Right an FPS to a iconic Platformer who wins should not even need to answer that. - htoutlaws2012

Yea - B0S5J4M3S

39 Pokemon > Arthur

Why would you compare two completely different things? It's like comparing a dinosaur to a spoon.

Pokemon is way better than Arthur. - cosmo

Pokemon is better than Arthur! - RiverClanRocks

I hate both but pokemon is better - B0S5J4M3S

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40 Britgirl > Justin Bieber

Oh come on! Now you people are being mean! I mean, this is coming from people who KNOW Britgirl. They don't know JB. Doesn't he get bashed ENOUGH online? Come on people. You guys are being jerks. Again, Britgirl's and angel but don't compare her to people you haven't even met! - dipperpinesfangirl618

Do you know JB personally? No. I know he can't possibly be as wonderful as Britgirl, but stop acting like he's Satan. Find something better to do than bashing this singer every 5 seconds, people. Grow up already... - Garythesnail

BritGirl is better. JB is a horrible singer. - cosmo

BG is better - B0S5J4M3S

41 Nick > Disney

At least Disney can make quality stuff. - Pony

No, Disney is far better than Nick - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Nick before 2013 was much better than Disney. Now, they are both crap. - RalphBob

no - B0S5J4M3S

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42 Little Bill > Star vs the Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yonder. Avatar and Total Dramatized
43 Sanjay and Craig > Survivor

How could I forget about this pathetic list. - Minecraftcrazy530

I could go on for forever about this list. It's biased towards Sanjay and Craig, and it disses good Survivor players. - Turkeyasylum

So...biased... - naFrovivuS

44 The Lego Batman Movie > Zootopia

I was gonna make a sarcastic comment about who could've submitted it, but never mind. - naFrovivuS

Praise the Lord that this awful comparison was submitted to this list. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Complete trash - DCfnaf

Laughing Out loud - VideoGamefan5

45 Fred: The Movie > Big Hero 6

This exists? Oh lord please save this generation.

46 Moana > Frozen

In terms of characters and dialogue, go ahead and hate me, Frozen wins. The characters in Moana were just meh and the dialogue consisted of forced unnatural jokes. Frozen at least was well paced. - naFrovivuS

Moans is better. - AlphaQ

47 Justin Bieber > Kendrick Lamar

Wot. You've never heard Kendrick Lamar before. You can't hate a rapper because you haven't heard their music cause they could be generally great. - AlphaQ

Guess who made it...

SelfDestruct. - TheLister

48 American Cartoons > Anime

I don't watch anime, but the person who made this list obviously cannot differentiate opinion from fact. - PositronWildhawk

The anime is better list actually came first and this list was a response to that.

Who on earth made it? Of course anime is better! - Animefan12

A-T.V. Is beer than AnimeDrawer. - AlphaQ

I meamt ''A-T.V. is better than Anime.' Sorry AnimeDrawer that was stupid autocorrect 's fault. - AlphaQ

49 Roblox > FNAF

Wow it's so bad even the list's creator hates it - NESSquid

50 Cinnamon toast Crunch > Anaconda

Who compares cereal to a song.

I like the cereal and not the song. - AlphaQ

As much as Anaconda is rotten garbage.
That list was kinda hilarious in my opinion...

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