Top Ten Dumbest Comparisons In "Reasons Why This Is Better Than That" Lists On TheTopTens


The Top Ten

1 Adventure Time > Ebola

Yes, this list actually exists. I laughed out loud! - PositronWildhawk

That one takes stupidity to another level. What's next? Mariah Carey with Onions? Pretty Little Liars with toothpaste? By the way, I started a petition to delete that list - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Adventure Time has nothing to do with Ebola. Why would you compare a show to a serious disease. That makes no sense. - cosmo

Um...why exactly? - naFrovivuS

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2 Justin Bieber > Jackie Evancho

Guess who made this joke of a list? I actually dare you to look at it without laughing. - PositronWildhawk

We all know which of these sucks between the two, the other (while I may have never listened to a song of Evancho) probably has a much better appealing voice. - htoutlaws2012

I must admit, it's a pretty good humour list. - PetSounds

Nobody is worse than Justin Bieber.

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3 Facebook > TheTopTens

You can find your friends on Facebook but TheTopTens has sane users. Any irrational user on this site is eliminated. The people here are also nice. TheTopTens has a better community.

Who made this list? - jimster123

I'm not even allowed to go on Facebook. TheTopTens is my online home. - RockFashionista

Wrong facebook is awful - christangrant

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4 Marilyn Manson > Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj

I wonder what's next. Toothpaste to shoelaces? Fridges to Asia? Gloves to lemonade? - Puga

I guess the only thing all three of them have in common is that they're really ugly.

Seriously? Might as well compare computers to volcanoes, bricks to palm trees, Canada to eggs, and Steven Seagal to microwaves.

Okay I would rather listen to somebody who actually has memorable songs then the two who are below him in comparison. (Still pointless) - htoutlaws2012

Marilyn Manson sucks anyways. - AlphaQ

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5 Instagram > TheTopTens

I dare you to look at this list without dying laughing about how bad and hypocritical this list is. - Turkeyasylum

It was made by Comparisans, who specialises in comparison lists, only he says on this list that there are too many comparison lists. What furthers this irony is that he can't even spell comparisons, hence his name. - PositronWildhawk

The reasons are some of the stupidest I've seen. - Minecraftcrazy530

Okay now this is the one that makes no sense in what am doing I taking a selfie on TTT, and find a camera no! - htoutlaws2012

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6 Justin Bieber > The Beatles

This list is really, really stupid. I respect her opinion, though reasons like "He Has Great Abs, and "The Beatles are Bad" are hardly justifiable, and for some of them, quite shallow and superficial.

Seriously, that is like saying the school bathrooms are better than actually nice toilets at your house, nothing is worse than Justin Bieber

Most of the reasons are opinions and are stupidly obvious. - MontyPython

(Laughs hysterically) - htoutlaws2012

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7 Justin Bieber > Gravity Falls

O.K. I read the list name and I was like "...I wanna throw my laptop at you." I mean, gravity falls is like my favorite show in the whole world and she just compared it to a PERSON! (And P.S. dipper can sing. HE JUST HASN'T DEVELOPED HIS VOCAL CORDS YET! *Sobs*) - dipperpinesfangirl618

A reason on this list was "Dipper can't sing". WHAT? Gravity Falls isn't about singing! - Minecraftcrazy530

Get this list to the top five now - EpicJake

... No. - Miauzer

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8 Nintendo > Microsoft, Sony

People who vote on this list are forgetting that Microsoft and Sony are not just video game companies. - PositronWildhawk

I know Microsoft and Sony are more than game companies, but the list in question was most likely targeting the video games of the companies. In which case, I prefer Nintendo to both of them. - Garythesnail

I like them all equally

True - AlphaQ

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9 Dry Erase Markers > Nicki Minaj

Whoever did this is about 2. - DynastiSugarPop

Wait what? - shawnmccaul22

what - AlphaQ

10 Michael Jackson > The Beatles

That is a daft list. Everyone knows who's better... - Britgirl

The fact that MJ sold more records in recent times is not a valid reason. - PositronWildhawk

Heh, I just looked back at this list and found my very first comment, from last September. I was a bit obsessed. Thanks for the memories, Pos.

But really, it's a ridiculous list. - PetSounds

While both are great, its odd to compare a sole artist to a band. - htoutlaws2012

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The Contenders

11 K-Pop > American Music

First of all, that's a sub-genre versus an entire country's music industry. Second, the items on this list are more relevant to why American music is better than K-Pop. Which, in my opinion, it is. - PositronWildhawk

K-Rap is far better than K-Pop (yes yes don't make fun of it and call it krap cause it's weird) but American rap is still better. got a diet-Nicki Minaj called Iggy Azalea. Ugh she's just awful on all grounds. Not even half as fun as Nicki. - AlphaQ

American Music is better than K-Pop which I find too cheesy. - AlphaQ

Not to offend Koreans (a certain leader), but to American music just not even that level yet. - htoutlaws2012

12 Puella Magi Madoka Magica > Danny Phantom

Hopefully, we won't have to deal with anymore Danny Phantom comparison lists. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Who's Puella whatevar? - AlphaQ

13 Skillet > Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj

Agreed, Skillet are better, for obvious reasons, but this is still a ridiculous comparison. - PositronWildhawk

Christian Rock music is much better as a genre to what is compared with that. (laughs hysterically) - htoutlaws2012

Is Skillet a fish? Then no, it's can't make music cause fishes can't sing. - AlphaQ

But Skillet is trash. Listen to some Styper if you need some real Christian Metal. - 445956

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14 Luigi > TheTopTens

They're both awesome, but you can't use Luigi to create lists or posts and message your friends. If you could, that would be odd... - Garythesnail

But you can't go on exciting adventures battling monsters with TheTopTens. That would probably be odder. - NewSuperPaperMario

Seriously? Who Compares A Animated Video Game Character To A Website?

You can't compare them, they're both legendary - Keb

Dantem honeatly needs to kill himself. - AlphaQ

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15 Adolf Hitler > Justin Bieber

At least JB hasn't killed anyone (I don't think he has.) However, Hitler killed thousands of innocent people. Yet still, you consider THAT better than just some crappy music and stupid singer?! Come on guys! We get it, you hate him. I do too, but that's taking it too far. Just move on and stop being so immature! - D0gLover970

How is this not #1, Hitler is MUCH worse than Bieber, Bieber's horrible thing is singing, but Hitler did much worse... Bieber can get away with bad singing, but Hitler can't get away with the fact he killed innocent people... - BlueSheepYT

What kind of comparison is THAT?

Justin Bieber has even killed anyone, not even through bleach. - AlphaQ

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16 Ojamajo Doremi > Puella Magi Madoka Magica

This isn't just because I like Puella Magi Madoka Magica. A lot of the items on that list were poor reasons as to why Ojamajo Doremi was a better show than Puella Magi Madoka Magica. For example, the notorious "it's overrated" item. Just because something is overrated does not mean it is bad. Another example would be "Madoka Magica has bad animation". Now this may seem biased, but when I compare the two series' visuals, Ojamajo Doremi's visuals are of lower quality compared to Puella Magi Madoka Magica. There's a lot more to name, but I don't have all day to do so. All in all, this list was just another pointless comparison list made solely for the purpose of a user trying to say that something she liked was better than something she disliked. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Everything on it is crappy reasoning - Neonco31

17 Big Brother > Linkin Park

I would rather listen to 10 hours of Linkin Park than to watch one minute of Big brother, because Linkin Park is actually good - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Linkin Park is much better. That, and Big Brother is a show, Linkin Park is a band. - Turkeyasylum

What's next? Air vents to golf balls? - nintendofan126

Linkin Park is cancer. - AlphaQ

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18 Dora The Explorer > The Fairly Oddparents

Hmm... A Nick Jr. show, and a Nickelodeon show I mean other they were on the same channel one is slightly different than the other. (Premise difference) - htoutlaws2012

19 Nicki Minaj > Jackie Evancho

Jackie Evancho is much better, and no, she doesn't drink underage! - Comments

Let me explain It was a fake Self Destruct account but his brother got it back he also created a fake Self Destruct account opposite to him - BigBrotherSucks

Laugh out loud, Jackie is so so much better than this butt crap (Nicki). - 05yusuf09

The same applies to number 2 pretty much one is a lot better than the other. - htoutlaws2012

So... A bad rapper or a great singer - ToptenPizza

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20 Victoria Justice < Ariana Grande

I personnaly prefer Victoria because she's a better person and she is a better actress (no offense to ariana fans). - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Ariana is better. Victoria doesn't sing and Ariana is actually nice and that donut incident was a joke. - AlphaQ

To be honest this is actually kind of right. - htoutlaws2012

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