How to make a good comparison list (sarcastically speaking) How to series episode 1

Comparison lists are one of the most common types of lists on the top tens besides any list involving Justin Bieber. If there were no comparison lists, this site would collapse. In order to create better comparision lists, I have several steps to make a good comparison list. Thank me later.

Step 1. Lose as many brain cells as possible:

If this is not obvious to you, then you're already on your way. There are many methods to losing brain cells but the easiest way is to find a horrible TV show like Keeping up with the Kardashians, Breadwinners, or Fanboy and Chum Chum. Make sure you binge watch as many episodes in a row until you cannot speak in proper sentences and make noises instead. Once you are done with that, move on to step 2.

Step 2. Think of two random things that make no sense together:

Since brain cells are a thing of the past for you, this should be really easy for you. Think of anything that does not go together like wires and meatballs or YouTube and a dust rag. Once you have the idea down, step 3 can commence. (sorry if the last word was really difficult.)

Step 3. Draft the list:

When putting the comparison list together, make sure you have 10 items to back up your comparison. The best comparison lists have random reasons to back up your idea and should be right off the top of your head. Make your list as obnoxious as possible in order to stir up flame wars and make you more popular in the process. Once your ready, get ready to put your list up on the top tens.

Step 4. Review and post the list.

This is the most difficult part so I will detail it for you. When you review it, glance at the list quickly as it should be good enough. Besides, grammar and spelling are only for annoying English teachers/grammar nazis. Now we get to the hardest part which is to post it. Look for a button spelled p-o-s-t or s-u-b-m-i-t. Tap the button once you see it. You want to smack your mouse or mobile device as hard as possible. If that does not work contact this number (911) and we will help you to get your list on the top tens.

By following these steps, comparison lists should be really easy in the future. Have a nice day.

Comments

Phenomenal. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Thanks - visitor

Top 10 Reasons why erm... Babies are better than... hmmm... Lemme think... Donald Trump!
(List gets on the top of the Trending page) - Martinglez

Sad but true. - visitor

Haha! This made me laugh. Reminds of my parody lists of these types of list. Good one! - cjWriter1997

Thanks - visitor

Justin Bieber and Paint, Beer and Houses, - visitor

Great - Ananya

And this, children, is how the adventure time and ebola list was created - TwilightKitsune

Thanks for the tips! I am now going to make the greatest comparison list of all time! - Cartoonfan202

These are easily the best type of lists. - LarrytheFairy

Agreed. - visitor

Lol! - visitor

Top Ten Reasons Why KFC is Better Than YouTube - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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