Top Ten Dumbest Crimes of 2013 - 2014Kiteretsunu Crime has existed in our human society from ancient times. Some are silly. Some are violent. Some are cruel. Some done out of greed. But the crimes I'm going to list are so dumb in itself that you can't help but wonder; from where do these people learn such things.
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Oh please explain what he did with the vacuum cleaner; just so it's clear in my mind. I have no imagination whatsoever... - Britgirl
Well, he cleaned up all the mess he did in the house (thus mixed all that bad stuff together), I guess. - Kiteretsunu
Gregory Matthew Bruni terrorized a nice Florida couple, first by climbing naked on the roof of their home and then by pooping, masturbating and destroying property. Then he did something with the VACCUM CLEANER which should better be remained unexplained.
How can you get dumber than that! - Kiteretsunu
When Mario Garcia, 39, and Domingo Garcia, 28, entered the Chicago's Clifton Grill, demanding food and telling the owner, "I will kill you, I have a gun with me," the concerned restauranter requested that the pair come back later. And when they did, the police was waiting for them. - Kiteretsunu
A grandmother in Memphis was jailed after officials said she called 911 for POLICE ASSISTANCE IN GETTING BEER.
The grandma had slapped her granddaughter because she wouldn't buy grandma a beer.
Well, Grandma, now you know that unnecessary calls to 911 can be dangerous! - Kiteretsunu
Laugh out loud! That's crazy. - funnyuser
Bank Robbers, like lightning, usually don't strike the same place twice.
But in Kingwood, Texas, a female bank robber has allegedly held up the Woodfoest National Bank inside the Walmart twice in one month.
She did her first robbery on Jan 6, when she demanded cash from employees.
But on second arrival as a robber, she greeted the employees with "I'm back! " - Kiteretsunu
Typically, criminals leave their home in order to commit crime.
But this alleged robber preferred to have his victim come to him-------and that caused his downfall.
Michael Antonio Long, 20, was arrested on Thursday, for alleged robbing a pizza delivery driver, who came to deliver two pies.
When the driver came, Long and his companions robbed the man of all money, his wallet and THE TWO PIZZAS HE WAS CARRYING!
Call about stupidity, they let the driver go, and the driver reported them to the police. - Kiteretsunu
Vincent J. Wade, a 34 year old Jersey man, allegedly got wasted and crashed his car into Pennsylvania Crown Fried Chicken.
After the accident, the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove keys and hold him until the police came. - Kiteretsunu
This boy stole his parents' car and drove into a parked van one block away.
When the police asked for the reason for such bizarre act, his parents blamed it on Grand Theft Auto for the violence the game shows during the gameplay. - Kiteretsunu
For Daniel "Hotcock" Cooper, loving cars has a new meaning to it. The UK man was caught on surveillance video getting naked and then grinding against a blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery. - Kiteretsunu
Yes, I saw this, and I remember it saying that the man was taken to court and the judge questioned whether he was massaging it as he bit it off. I am not lying. - PositronWildhawk
Hershman was drunk when he called the FBI saying another man was going to hijack an Alaskan Airlines flight. - Kiteretsunu
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2. Restauranteur tells two armed food robbers to come back later after they threaten him. They followed his request and after returning, saw the police waiting for them. (source - The Huffington Post)
3. Rosie Pate, grandmother, allegedly calls 911, to ask for beer (source - The Huffington Post)