Top Ten Dumbest Criminals of All Time
The Top Ten
He tried to rob a convenient store dressed as a woman. However, he forgot to shave his moustache. He was later identified and arrested. - DoroExploro13
He emptied out the gasoline from a police car and took a picture. He would have gotten away with it. But he posted the picture on Facebook! The cops found out and he was arrested...pretty fast. - DoroExploro13
And it's would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Facebook! - Martinglez
Don't use Social Media for this stupid stuff,kids!
Be oldschool,talke your super 8,
wait two weeks & then show it to the cops.
This bonehead tried breaking into a house that was already burglarized. There were cops in that house giving the victim an interview. That same day, he tried robbing a nearby house and cut his hand on glass! The police later found his blood match and got him arrested. - DoroExploro13
This peabrain tried to steal a woman's car. However, the car had manual transmission and Mganga had no idea how to drive it. So for 7 minutes, he tinkered with the car and could only work the windshield wipers and headlights. The neighbor was on the phone with the police the whole time. When the police arrived, Mganga tried running on foot and eventually got stopped 2 blocks away from the crime scene. - DoroExploro13
This dumbasswas gonna rob a bank. But he thought it was a good idea to CALL THE BANK ahead of time so the money would be ready. When he got there, there were police waiting for him. - DoroExploro13
Stole a woman's wallet in 2013. And left 2 bags of his own during the process. One of the bags contained his BIRTH CERTIFICATE and a LETTER FROM HIS MOM! Damn he made it easy for the cops. - DoroExploro13
Tried to rob a muffler store. However, all the money was in the safe that only the manager could open (who wasn't there). So this doofus decided to LEAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER so they could call if the manager was there. They called the police and they arrived. The police told the store manager to call Zarate. When Zarate arrived, he was arrested. - DoroExploro13
Tried to rob a bank. But wait a minute, HE WAS DEAF! So when the banker asked "Do you need a bag? " Schmidt replied "you're damn right it is a real gun! " The alarm was pulled and Klaus had no idea what was going on until the police arrived. When he was in court, he tried to sue the bank for exploiting his disability. DUMB - DoroExploro13
He was a famous actor. But he chose to give up WEALTH and FAME just to kill Lincoln. - DoroExploro13
She stole 50 credit cards and used them 50 YARDS AWAY! Enough time for the cops to arrest her. - DoroExploro13
He was so pissed that his Spicy Italian Sandwich at Subway did not include Mayonnaise and Mustard on it as ordered so he called 911 over 3 times to complain about his Sandwich mishap and wanted Police to correct his sandwich mistake. Also on the third call he was wondering what was taking the Cops so long but when they did show up, they arrested Reginald Peterson for Misuse of 911. - antilight
The fact that he called 911 over a Subway Sandwich and got his own Urban Dictionary definition really tells the story.
He got caught having Sex with a Picnic Table
After successfully robbing a Chicago Bank this dumbass actually called a Local Radio Station to brag about the Robbery and What he did with his share of the Loot. Not Surprisingly he was arrested after putting his foot in his mouth.
He was wanted for assault. Actually used the wanted poster police made of him as his facebook profile page. When he got arrested, a bag of weed dropped from his pocket. - BUETBU91
These two numskulls broke into an argument with a disguise. How were they caught? Well they tried to disguise themselves with PERMANENT MARKER on them. - BUETBU91
He was arrested in 2008 for Attempted Forgery after he stole a check from his Girlfriend's Mother and tried to cash it for $360,000,000,000.00 Dollars just to start a record company with that much money. He also had a Handgun and 2 bags of Marijuana on him as well when he was arrested. - antilight
A Registered Sex Offender from Florida who crawled under the Library Tables at Florida International University and Smelled the Feet of a Young Female Student. He became known as the Florida Foot Sniffer. - antilight
A notorious toe sucker who for decades has been arrested for fondling Women's Feet in public and sucking women's toes. - antilight
He was caught masturbating in the Women's Restroom at Walmart in the nude. - antilight
She called 911 over 3 times all because her Local McDonald's was short on Chicken McNuggets. When Dispatchers asked where the Manager was in her words. "She Says She Are The Manager."
This Dumbass called 911 over 4 times by claiming McDona'ds Robbed him of his money by telling dispatchers he ordered 1 burger and a fry and was told to wait for them to finish his order but Lloyd decided to call 911 telling them he got robbed by McDonalds and Ronald McDonald was holding him at Gunpoint.
He was arrested in 2014 for Macing a Gamestop Employee after he was caught Trespassing at a Gamestop that he was previously banned from after vandalizing a display for Sonic Boom.
He was arrested for Drunk Driving, however he tried to cheat the Breathalyzer Test by Chewing his own Underwear thinking the fabric would absorb the Alcohol. It didn't work and he was Arrested for DUI.
Better known as The Duct Tape Bandit was arrested in 2007 for attempted robbery wearing a Mask made out of Duct Tape. The store Owner was having none of it and wrestled the Duct Tape Bandit to the ground as the Duct Tape Bandit was arrested for Attempted Robbery. Should have wore a Ski Mask instead.
A registered Sex Offender from North Carolina who was arrested for Sucking a Female Shopper's Toes at Wal-Mart.