Top Ten Dumbest Criminals of All Time


The Top Ten

1 Dennis Hawkins

He tried to rob a convenient store dressed as a woman. However, he forgot to shave his moustache. He was later identified and arrested. - DoroExploro13

2 Michael Baker

He emptied out the gasoline from a police car and took a picture. He would have gotten away with it. But he posted the picture on Facebook! The cops found out and he was arrested...pretty fast. - DoroExploro13

And it's would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Facebook! - Martinglez

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3 Darren Kimpton

This bonehead tried breaking into a house that was already burglarized. There were cops in that house giving the victim an interview. That same day, he tried robbing a nearby house and cut his hand on glass! The police later found his blood match and got him arrested. - DoroExploro13

4 Mganga Mganga

This peabrain tried to steal a woman's car. However, the car had manual transmission and Mganga had no idea how to drive it. So for 7 minutes, he tinkered with the car and could only work the windshield wipers and headlights. The neighbor was on the phone with the police the whole time. When the police arrived, Mganga tried running on foot and eventually got stopped 2 blocks away from the crime scene. - DoroExploro13

5 Albert Bailey

This dumbasswas gonna rob a bank. But he thought it was a good idea to CALL THE BANK ahead of time so the money would be ready. When he got there, there were police waiting for him. - DoroExploro13

6 Zachary Tentoni

Stole a woman's wallet in 2013. And left 2 bags of his own during the process. One of the bags contained his BIRTH CERTIFICATE and a LETTER FROM HIS MOM! Damn he made it easy for the cops. - DoroExploro13

7 Ruben Zarate

Tried to rob a muffler store. However, all the money was in the safe that only the manager could open (who wasn't there). So this doofus decided to LEAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER so they could call if the manager was there. They called the police and they arrived. The police told the store manager to call Zarate. When Zarate arrived, he was arrested. - DoroExploro13

8 Klaus Schmidt

Tried to rob a bank. But wait a minute, HE WAS DEAF! So when the banker asked "Do you need a bag? " Schmidt replied "you're damn right it is a real gun! " The alarm was pulled and Klaus had no idea what was going on until the police arrived. When he was in court, he tried to sue the bank for exploiting his disability. DUMB - DoroExploro13

9 John Wilks Booth

He was a famous actor. But he chose to give up WEALTH and FAME just to kill Lincoln. - DoroExploro13

10 Estellamarie Ruiz

She stole 50 credit cards and used them 50 YARDS AWAY! Enough time for the cops to arrest her. - DoroExploro13

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