Top Ten Dumbest Life Hacks

You know your life sucks when you find a life hack that isn't even remotely a hack. Well, I'm going to give you a life hack and that is to stay away from those on this list and get a life!

The Top Ten

1 Cur the bottom half of the cupcake and put it up top so you can eat it like a sandwich

Do I need to explain this? This is a life hack telling me that I wasn't eating a cupcake right! Are you serious!? How does this QUALIFIES a life hack!?!? STOP CONTROLLING MY LIFE! - SuperHyperdude

Who needs to eat it like that? Just eat the frosting off of it! That's all that matters. - ruJILLous

Now every time I eat a cupcake the normal way people are like "YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! " - TopTenHQ

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2 Eat an apple from top to bottom to eat the entire thing

You can eat a whole apple in many different ways. Whats so special about this one? - ruJILLous

The reason I don't do this is because I'm not a horse

You are actually meant to eat the whole thing...

3 Use a string to cut cheese

How poor do you think people are!? Do you think people don't have knives anymore? When on earth am I going to see a string and go "Hell yeah, time to cut some cheese! " In fact, why did I even cheese if I didn't have any knives? Might as well just shove a whole cheese up my face. - SuperHyperdude

The idea of a wire never sounded sanitary to me. - PositronWildhawk

This life hack was invented by a hobo. - ruJILLous

4 Use a needle to cut the whole banana without peeling it

First of all you idiots, this is used as a prank for somebody who can fall victim and cry

That will take a long time. Not worth it. - ruJILLous

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5 Cut a thin rectangle shape on a toilet paper roll to fit it on your phone as a speaker

I have to be really that desperate to use my toilet paper as a speaker. I mean, it's not like it's going to be very stable and you'll just look like a weirdo using it like bio fuel fan. Great, enjoy the teasing of the name BioFuel Man. - SuperHyperdude

Well its not like everyone brings their phone into the bathroom. - ruJILLous

This doesn't even work!

6 Peel the banana at the other end

You want to know why we do it the convenient way? Because it has that handle thing to do the job easier. A life hack that is harder than the regular way? Wow, that's an accomplish! - SuperHyperdude

So you want to make a life hack harder than the original way? Well played sir! - ruJILLous

It stops the stringy bits. It actually does make it less frustrating to eat the banana.

7 Use a coin to stub it on the watermelon, drag it around the watermelon and karate chop it

It looks cool but that's all, it just looks cool. It's like using tons of rubber band on the watermelon and exploding it, it's awesome but so what, why not just a knife? A knife does it more quicker. - SuperHyperdude

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8 Use a sheet to any drink bottles and leave it in the fridge to have a cold drink

You know, there is a science behind this that the sheet coils its self to the bottle and then these particles goes nuts, causing the glass to explode. It's a Russian man's version of Jack - in - a - box if you ask me. - SuperHyperdude

You don't even need to cover the bottles. Just put them in the fridge. -_- - ruJILLous

9 Put a pancake mixture into a ketchup bottle

It's said to make a perfect pancake more easier. Fine but do you know how much time you waste just getting the sauce out off the ketchup bottle? Why not just LEARN how to do it? It saves up time better and stops you from acting like a kitchen hipster. - SuperHyperdude

What difference does it make? Just make the pancake batter in a bowl. I don't really know what to say about this! - ruJILLous

I honestly don't know what to make of this list.

But it's still hilarious. - PetSounds

10 Dispense a tic tac using the lid

I guess it does seem smart but depending on what type of person you are, you're not going to just simply take a tic tac like a tidy person. I never meet someone who wants to take a tic tac on at a time, this isn't some test of greed to see if you take one of the seven sins and go to hell or not. - SuperHyperdude

Like anyone is dumb enough to dispense it sone other way. - ruJILLous

The Contenders

11 If you have cold food just put it in the microwave to heat it up
12 Put your phone in a bowl to make the alarm louder

A lot of bowls do not work like that

Uhhh... It's much easier to wake up is the alarm is right in your bed

13 Hack into someones iPhone using facetime
14 Put on fresh makeup before you go to bed so you won't have to in the morning
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Top Remixes

1. Cur the bottom half of the cupcake and put it up top so you can eat it like a sandwich
2. Eat an apple from top to bottom to eat the entire thing
3. Use a string to cut cheese


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