Top 10 Dumbest Lyrics Ever

The Top Ten

1 New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick - Summer Girls - LFO
2 I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes - Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza
3 If the light is off, then it isn't on - So Yesterday - Hilary Duff

Obvious logic here

4 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop

Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? This man's brain was seriously not wired right. Lil Wayne is...different. - DaWyteNight

5 She'll think I'm Superman, not Super Minivan, how could you leave on Yom Kippur? - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train
6 B****, real G's move in silence like lasagna - 6 Foot 7 Foot - Lil' Wayne
7 Drop it, make it wobble, girl, I love it when you poppin' it. Gobble, need that bobble, get the genie out the bottle - Type a Way - Eric Bellinger

It's funny bad - DaWyteNight

8 Picture that with a Kodak, and better yet, go to TImes Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak - Give Me Everything - Pitbull ft. Neyo, Afrojack, Nayer
9 She on a diet, but her pocket's eating cheesecake - Monster - Kanye West ft. Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Bon Iver
10 You my one desire (yeah), plus your kitty that fire, so I'ma keep it in designer (Yeah) - Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger

The Newcomers

? These n****s think they the s**t and they ain't even farted yet - Last Call - J. Cole

The Contenders

11 F***ing magnets, how do they work? - Miracles - Insane Clown Posee
12 I been on a side chick diet (yeah), what I need them for when I got you? They don't got Mentos scent on my (MMM) - Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger
13 I am on my sh*t, I need a Pamper on me. Toilet paper on the side for example homie - Duffle Bag Boy - Playaz Circle

I often have arguments with people who think that all hip hop is mindless garbage, and I try to tell them that hip hop is actually an art form that takes true skill and talent to make, and how artists like Nas, Locksmith, K-Rino, Lupe Fiasco and The Roots often include positive messages and insight on world issues and problems in their music, but it's very hard to be taken seriously when people turn on the hip hop stations and hear lyrics like...this. - DaWyteNight

14 Only time will tell if we stand the test of time - Why Can't This Be Love? - Van Halen
15 I doo doo, I poo poo, I s**t on 'em - S**t On 'Em - Gorilla Zoe

Wow, very clever...if it were said by a 3 year old. - DaWyteNight

16 I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear. - Eminem - Numb
17 About to Eat Some Good Food, Like Dog Poop (Yummy Yum) - Submarine Man - Stinko Foot
18 Think I'm s**ting on you but I barely farted - The Hooch - Travis Scott

Come on Travis, I know you're not really a lyricist but this is unacceptable. - DaWyteNight

19 Empty spaces fill me up with holes - Incomplete - Backstreet Boys
20 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
21 I'm the S**t I'm Fartin', I Don't Know How to Potty - Kodak Black - Drowning

How did this actually get released? Like, isn't there somebody at Kodak's record label who looks at the lyrics before it gets released to the public so we could avoid trash like this? 5 or so years ago when I was talking about how bad rap has gotten I was like "next thing you know they'll be rapping about going to the bathroom and boogers" and look, here we are, Kodak has done them both! - DaWyteNight

22 And my d**k so hard, it make the metal detector go off - 2 Chainz - All Me

Somebody doesn't understand how METAL detectors work? Seriously, it's in the name! - DaWyteNight

23 Holy S**T, I can't hold this S**T, my bowel's looser - Lil Wayne - glory

What is wrong with this moronic guy.

24 So Get Up Out My Face, You Doo-Doo Head Dummy - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!

How mature, Soulja Boy definitely has a profound vocabulary. - DaWyteNight

25 I feel so lucky, you wanna hug me. What rhymes with hug me? - Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Bug me? As in this song used to bug me when it was constantly played on the radio? - DaWyteNight

26 I let you feel like you the s**t, but boy you can't outfart me - Dollar and a Dream III - J. Cole

Kendrick Lamar fans shook because they know he can't outfart J Cole - DaWyteNight

Seriously, what is with all these poop/fart rap lyrics? - DaWyteNight

27 I'm the s**t like I slithered in poo - Hop Is Back by Hopsin

I like Hopsin, but this is a pretty bad lyric and Hopsin haters will forever bring this up when trying to prove that Hopsin is not a good rapper, even though Lil Wayne (who most Hopsin haters actually like) has hundreds of these. - DaWyteNight

28 Got a booger in my nose, A Boogie on the chorus - Reminiscing - Kodak Black

Kodak, no one cares that you have a booger in your nose. What does a booger have to do with reminiscing? - DaWyteNight

Who wrote this lyric a 3 year old?

29 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

Only in Master P's little world, does New Years come before Christmas. - DaWyteNight

30 Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four,subtract it by eight We back to sixteen... - Foxy Brown - Affirmative Action

Wow, math rap!
...Incorrect math rap - DaWyteNight

31 You see rolled up dollar bills filled wit' snot and mucus - Glory - Lil Wayne

Gross - DaWyteNight

32 They callin' me an alien, a big headed astronaut. Maybe it's because ya boy Yeezy get ass a lot - Kanye West - E.T.

What? - DaWyteNight

33 You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n***a's a*s like me - Cannibus - Second Round KO

Well, I consider myself lucky then. I'm glad that I don't have the skills to...do that, Canibus. - DaWyteNight

34 I Wanna Put It in Your Stomach Like Some Robitussin - Leave It All Up to You - Pretty Ricky

Look, I know this is supposed to be a "sex" song, and I know what he was going for, but this line has got to be one of the most unsexy things you could ever say. I hope that if I ever said this to a girl she would slap the corny out of me lol. As I said before, this is why I prefer Pleasure P solo rather than in Pretty Ricky. - DaWyteNight

35 P***y so good, I say my own name during sex - I Do - Cardi B

And just to think, some people actually paid to hear this lyric. - DaWyteNight

36 And I was like baby baby baby oh! - Baby - Justin Bieber
37 I might die when I forget how to breathe - Kissin U - Miranda Cosgrove
38 Yeah we live until we die - Raging Fire - Phillip Phillips
39 You a stupid hoe - Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
40 Now Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Nae Nae - Watch Me Whip - Silento
41 I am the table - The View - Metallica and Lou Reed
42 You're the night, you're the light, you're the color of my blood - Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding

It's a good song, but this is as dumb

43 J Balvin, Willy William - Mi Gente - J Balvin and Willy William

Oh, is J Balvin and Willy William in this song? I would've never known!

44 Don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn zoo, btw btw you do things to my body - Starving - Hailee Steinfeld
45 I'm a sick f**k I like a quick f**k - I Love It - Kanye West and Lil Pump

I'm a sick f**k
I like a quick f**k
I like my d**k sucked

46 You're such a f**king hoe, I love it - I Love It - Kanye West and Lil Pump
47 I'm light skinned, but I'm still a dark n***a - Nonstop - Drake

That makes no sense

48 Baby I'm a big boy, and big boys have desires - Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger

Sounds like a 7 year old trying to prove to his mommy how much of a big boy he is because she won't let him stay up late. - DaWyteNight

49 Diarrhea flow, I s**t on n***as, even when I'm constipated I still s**t on n***as - Trap or Die - Young Jeezy
50 Are you into astrology cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus - Gettin it in - Kanye West

Such a bad pick up line

I think you meant astronomy... - DaWyteNight

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Top Remixes

1. Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop
2. Drop it, make it wobble, girl, I love it when you poppin' it. Gobble, need that bobble, get the genie out the bottle - Type a Way - Eric Bellinger
3. You my one desire (yeah), plus your kitty that fire, so I'ma keep it in designer (Yeah) - Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger
DaWyteNight
1. New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick - Summer Girls - LFO
2. She'll think I'm Superman, not Super Minivan, how could you leave on Yom Kippur? - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train
3. If the light is off, then it isn't on - So Yesterday - Hilary Duff
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