1 I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes - Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza
2 New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick - Summer Girls - LFO
3 If the light is off, then it isn't on - So Yesterday - Hilary Duff
Obvious logic here
4 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop
Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? This man's brain was seriously not wired right. Lil Wayne is...different.
5 She'll think I'm Superman, not Super Minivan, how could you leave on Yom Kippur? - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train
6 B****, real G's move in silence like lasagna - 6 Foot 7 Foot - Lil' Wayne
7 Drop it, make it wobble, girl, I love it when you poppin' it. Gobble, need that bobble, get the genie out the bottle - Type a Way - Eric Bellinger
It's funny bad
8 She on a diet, but her pocket's eating cheesecake - Monster - Kanye West ft. Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Bon Iver
9 Picture that with a Kodak, and better yet, go to TImes Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak - Give Me Everything - Pitbull ft. Neyo, Afrojack, Nayer
10 You my one desire (yeah), plus your kitty that fire, so I'ma keep it in designer (Yeah) - Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger
The Contenders
11 F***ing magnets, how do they work? - Miracles - Insane Clown Posee
12 I been on a side chick diet (yeah), what I need them for when I got you? They don't got Mentos scent on my (MMM) - Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger
13 I am on my sh*t, I need a Pamper on me. Toilet paper on the side for example homie - Duffle Bag Boy - Playaz Circle
I often have arguments with people who think that all hip hop is mindless garbage, and I try to tell them that hip hop is actually an art form that takes true skill and talent to make, and how artists like Nas, Locksmith, K-Rino, Lupe Fiasco and The Roots often include positive messages and insight on world issues and problems in their music, but it's very hard to be taken seriously when people turn on the hip hop stations and hear lyrics like...this.
14 Only time will tell if we stand the test of time - Why Can't This Be Love? - Van Halen
15 I doo doo, I poo poo, I s**t on 'em - S**t On 'Em - Gorilla Zoe
16 I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear. - Eminem - Numb
17 These n****s think they the s**t and they ain't even farted yet - Last Call - J. Cole
18 About to Eat Some Good Food, Like Dog Poop (Yummy Yum) - Submarine Man - Stinko Foot
19 Think I'm s**ting on you but I barely farted - The Hooch - Travis Scott
Come on Travis, I know you're not really a lyricist but this is unacceptable.
20 Empty spaces fill me up with holes - Incomplete - Backstreet Boys
21 England is my city - It's Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
22 I'm the S**t I'm Fartin', I Don't Know How to Potty - Kodak Black - Drowning
How did this actually get released? Like, isn't there somebody at Kodak's record label who looks at the lyrics before it gets released to the public so we could avoid trash like this? 5 or so years ago when I was talking about how bad rap has gotten I was like "next thing you know they'll be rapping about going to the bathroom and boogers" and look, here we are, Kodak has done them both!
23 And my d**k so hard, it make the metal detector go off - 2 Chainz - All Me
Somebody doesn't understand how METAL detectors work? Seriously, it's in the name!
24 Holy S**T, I can't hold this S**T, my bowel's looser - Lil Wayne - glory
What is wrong with this moronic guy.
25 So Get Up Out My Face, You Doo-Doo Head Dummy - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!
How mature, Soulja Boy definitely has a profound vocabulary.