Top Ten Dumbest Questions to Ask In Band Class

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The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument, horseradish is not an instrument either. - Catacorn

Should've known this would be here - bobbythebrony

Horse Radish is not an instrument either - Unicorn

I knew this would be on here. Called it. X3 - Garythesnail

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2 Is Horseradish an instrument? V 1 Comment
3 What period do I have band?

If you're already there on time to ask that, you know what period you have band. - PianoQueen

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4 Can I sing? V 2 Comments
5 What temperature should I set my tuba to in order to cook this sandwich?

I'm guessing until it sets on fire,wait a second.GIVE ME BACK MY TUBA(I actually play tuba) - Nateawesomeness

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6 Can you pull me out of this tuba? V 2 Comments
7 Are clarinets edible? V 1 Comment
8 What should I name my flute?

I think either Bob, Larry, or Patricia would be ideal. - funnyuser

You should name it Lennypide,so it will remind me about the endangered Lennypide and that we should stop it from going extinct - Nateawesomeness

9 Can my instrument speak Spanish? V 1 Comment
10 Are tubas smaller than flutes?

My tuba is most certainly smaller then the flute - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 Is my belly an instrument? V 2 Comments
12 Is the piano made of teeth? V 1 Comment
13 What happens when I drop my tuba on a timpani head?

Then I sue you,since you hurt my tuba,and it's allergic to percussion instruments - Nateawesomeness

14 What do I do if my instrument tries to kill me?
15 You did what?

You don't want to know the answer.

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