Top Ten Dumbest Questions to Ask In Band Class


The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

No patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument, horseradish is not an instrument either. - Catacorn

Should've known this would be here - bobbythebrony

Horse Radish is not an instrument either - Unicorn

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2 Is Horseradish an instrument?

No,but seahorse radish is - Nateawesomeness

3 What period do I have band?

If you're already there on time to ask that, you know what period you have band. - PianoQueen

Your first period - Nateawesomeness

Umm...this period? ->. - Nateawesomeness

4 Can I sing?

No! That's chorus class. - PianoQueen

Your tuba can,not you - Nateawesomeness

5 What temperature should I set my tuba to in order to cook this sandwich?

450 degrees Fahrenheit - Unicorn

I'm guessing until it sets on fire,wait a second.GIVE ME BACK MY TUBA(I actually play tuba) - Nateawesomeness

6 Can you pull me out of this tuba?

How'd you get stuck anyway? - PianoQueen

How dare you do a high dive in my tuba,that's ment for pools,not my tuba(I actually play tuba) - Nateawesomeness

7 Are clarinets edible?

No,is mayonaise edible,yes? FINNALY! AN ANSWER THAT SAYS YES INVOLVING MAYONAISE - Nateawesomeness

8 What should I name my flute?

I think either Bob, Larry, or Patricia would be ideal. - funnyuser

You should name it Lennypide,so it will remind me about the endangered Lennypide and that we should stop it from going extinct - Nateawesomeness

9 Can my instrument speak Spanish?

No,but the French horn speaks French,so your in luck - Nateawesomeness

10 Are tubas smaller than flutes?

My tuba is most certainly smaller then the flute - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 Is my belly an instrument?

Yes,and the mouth piece for it is your skin - Nateawesomeness

Yes, yes it is. - funnyuser

12 What do I do if my instrument tries to kill me?

Umm run?

13 You did what?

You don't want to know the answer.

14 Is the piano made of teeth?

Yes,it's made out of big foots also has braces on it - Nateawesomeness

15 What happens when I drop my tuba on a timpani head?

Then I sue you,since you hurt my tuba,and it's allergic to percussion instruments - Nateawesomeness

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