Top Ten Dumbest Questions to Ask In Band Class

PianoQueen

The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument, horseradish is not an instrument either. - Catacorn

Should've known this would be here - bobbythebrony

Horse Radish is not an instrument either - Unicorn

No Patrick,mayonaise isn't an instrument,but vinegar is - Nateawesomeness

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2 Is Horseradish an instrument?

No,but seahorse radish is - Nateawesomeness

3 What period do I have band?

If you're already there on time to ask that, you know what period you have band. - PianoQueen

Your first period - Nateawesomeness

Umm...this period? ->. - Nateawesomeness

4 Can I sing?

No! That's chorus class. - PianoQueen

Your tuba can,not you - Nateawesomeness

5 What temperature should I set my tuba to in order to cook this sandwich?

450 degrees Fahrenheit - Unicorn

I'm guessing until it sets on fire,wait a second.GIVE ME BACK MY TUBA(I actually play tuba) - Nateawesomeness

6 Can you pull me out of this tuba?

How'd you get stuck anyway? - PianoQueen

How dare you do a high dive in my tuba,that's ment for pools,not my tuba(I actually play tuba) - Nateawesomeness

7 Are clarinets edible?

No,is mayonaise edible,yes? FINNALY! AN ANSWER THAT SAYS YES INVOLVING MAYONAISE - Nateawesomeness

8 What should I name my flute?

I think either Bob, Larry, or Patricia would be ideal. - funnyuser

You should name it Lennypide,so it will remind me about the endangered Lennypide and that we should stop it from going extinct - Nateawesomeness

9 Can my instrument speak Spanish?

No,but the French horn speaks French,so your in luck - Nateawesomeness

10 Are tubas smaller than flutes?

My tuba is most certainly smaller then the flute - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 Is my belly an instrument?

Yes,and the mouth piece for it is your skin - Nateawesomeness

Yes, yes it is. - funnyuser

12 Is the piano made of teeth?

Yes,it's made out of big foots teeth.it also has braces on it - Nateawesomeness

13 What happens when I drop my tuba on a timpani head?

Then I sue you,since you hurt my tuba,and it's allergic to percussion instruments - Nateawesomeness

14 What do I do if my instrument tries to kill me?
15 You did what?

You don't want to know the answer.

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