Top Ten Dumbest Questions to Ask In Band Class

The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

No patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Horse Radish is not an instrument either

I knew this would be on here. Called it. X3

Should've known this would be here

2 Is Horseradish an instrument?

3 What period do I have band?

If you're already there on time to ask that, you know what period you have band.

Your first period

4 Can I sing?

No! That's chorus class.

5 What temperature should I set my tuba to in order to cook this sandwich?

450 degrees Fahrenheit

I'm guessing until it sets on fire,wait a second.GIVE ME BACK MY TUBA(I actually play tuba)

6 Can you pull me out of this tuba?

How'd you get stuck anyway?

7 Are clarinets edible?

8 What should I name my flute?

You should name it Lennypide,so it will remind me about the endangered Lennypide and that we should stop it from going extinct

I think either Bob, Larry, or Patricia would be ideal.

9 Can my instrument speak Spanish?

10 Are tubas smaller than flutes?

My tuba is most certainly smaller then the flute

The Contenders

11 Is my belly an instrument?

12 What do I do if my instrument tries to kill me?

13 You did what?

You don't want to know the answer.

14 Is the piano made of teeth?

15 What happens when I drop my tuba on a timpani head?

Then I sue you,since you hurt my tuba,and it's allergic to percussion instruments

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