Top Ten Dumbest Questions Ever Asked

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The Top Ten

1 Are you ready to die this day?

Of course I am,I am an experienced at playing suicide - Nateawesomeness

NO!

2 How much does this cost? (when asked at a 1 Euro store)

It costs a foot - Nateawesomeness

3 Are you an idiot?

Ironically, there are actually people who reply "yes" to this... - Minecraftcrazy530

No, but the person who asks this question is.

4 Why do you hate Michael Bay?

Because he ate my salt ;o; - Nateawesomeness

5 Can I use your PIN number?

I don't have one - Ananya

NO!

6 Hello?

I hate that song, annoying! - Ananya

It's me.

7 Would it be wrong if I dated my mother, my cousin, your cousin, your cousin's daughter, and her roommate all at once?

Yes! I mean...no! That is right!

Yes,since the dating spirit said so - Nateawesomeness

8 Why are you so tall?

Because you are so short - Ananya

Cause I'm 1 ft 1 and you're 3 inches.

9 Why?
10 Have you heard that great new song that everyone calls annoying on the charts?

Isn't that all of them though?

The Contenders

11 Miley Cyrus is a beautiful human being, with a beautiful voice, am I right?
12 How do you think Titanic should have ended?
13 Does Being A Brony Make You A Psychopath?

Trust me, there's at least one psychopathic brony in the world - bobbythebrony

14 How?

It happened.

15 I fancy my sister, is that normal?
16 When?

Yesterday night - Ananya

10 days ago.

17 Where?

My house.

18 What is love?

Something you only know when you let her go.

BABY DON'... Oh...it was a question...

I'm dumb

19 Will I Die Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday?

No, only 4 weeks ago.

20 Who are The Beatles?

The Beetles? Those bugs on the ground, duh!

21 Do you like Bob Hope?
22 Do You Like Bananas?

Not a bad thing after all lol - Ananya

23 What's a Chicken?

You when you refuse to tell your crush you like him. -Topaz

24 Is Santa Claus Real?
25 Do I Snore?
26 Is Donald Trump cute?

no

27 Why am I broke?
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