Dumbest Quotes by George W. Bush

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The Top Ten

1 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

This quote starts off so powerful, but then, it just fails. Terrorists all over the world were probably cheering on this quote and using it as their rallying cry. - Velilana

Americans often proudly proclaim 'any one can become the President of the USA'. Bush is proof that that isn't necessarily a good thing.

Amazingly, this quote is true, bush and the republicans ran out of stupid ideas to screw the country up.

I believe that he knew what he said - and meant it.

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2 There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

So many things wrong with this quote sigh... He never even lived in Tennessee. And since he was the governor of Texas, he thought that a "saying" in his state was actually in another state he never even lived in. Then he practically repeats his point... Twice...

You Dumbass you probably couldn't find Tennessee on a damn map let alone know any local sayings there! Worst damn president since Carter!

Such a great example of the fact that Bush was not only unable to handle a country, he also couldn't handle a sentence.

J. Cole sampled this line in his song No Role Modelz - jameshoward

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3 They misunderestimated me.

What an idiot! A killer a con man. Greedy stupid idiot and he's a believer in god? No he's a greedy cold hearted jerk

I agree. The mis and the under cross each other out, so he said they either appropriately estimated him or over estimated him.

Haha. I couldn't stop laughing at this one. I hope it's real. I never heard it.

He's worse than Will Ferrell in The Campaign! Dear lord!

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4 Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

Is you an ignorant moron unfit to be the king of Sealand let alone the President of the United States Bush? Of course you're is!

Thank god he's no longer president

ARE our children learning - Ajkloth

Terribly, due to Common Core, but still an improvement from when you were a kid, George Bush. - PianoQueen

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5 It was not a war against Islam or the country of Islamia

Oh God I live in Ireland and even I'm greatful that he's out of power.

Where is this Islamia you speak of Mr. President? - Stupid Tea party people

6 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Except during Lent according to him

I can't think of a situation where we couldn't coexist peacefully with fish...

We can, actually. We should all be nice to fish.
I'm not being sarcastic. We can.

7 Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.

No words can describe this disaster

8 More and more of our imports are coming from overseas.
9 I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

To put food on your family. I can't imagine how awkward things are at the dinner table for you guys.

I think it is better to put food in your family, on your family could be pretty messy.

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10 Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

All of his speeches must be written by three year olds.

Dreams take flight would have saved this one

I think you mean:
"Families are where our nation finds hope, where our dreams take flight."
*Grammar.

The Contenders

11 You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.

So every American works 3 jobs. Yeah we are screwed if this is true

They don't even work three jobs in Greece, let alone America! How stupid is this guy!

12 I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.

Really, How interesting. If there is more than one internet, than does that mean there is more than one TopTens.com? No, it means that this screwball excuse for a president has less than one brain.

13 I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the President.

Did you try to jump into the bible? If so please see a doctor immediately

So he hates USA and is delusional... Why was he president again?

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14 Nucular

This one was great! Years later & I still laugh remembering how he pronounced this.

15 Anybody here got uhh.. 4 kids?... 3 kids, You got 4? 4.. 3 okay.....shhh..alright alright....I don't know why I asked that...... Oh I know why I asked that!
16 I like to fish V 3 Comments
17 It's gonna take time to restore chaos

The day George W. Bush revealed his plans for America. Good thing we have Obama now.

18 There is not a doubt in my mind- that we will fail. V 1 Comment
19 We need to be right... one time. I mean, a hundred percent of the time.
20 You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. V 4 Comments
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