Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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The Top Ten

1 Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

What in the hell does this sentence mean - livinglegend

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.

What in the world is that price of crap means, a kindergartener can do much better. - Cobbleborg

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2 Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

Comment comment comment comment comment stop.

Wow Here We Have The Most Creative Lyrics Of All Time (Just Kidding ) - christangrant

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3 My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork V 2 Comments
4 Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything? - Mushroom99

Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.

what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything

This is one of the most random things I've ever read - FireWasp2004

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5 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc

That sounds like it hurts like hell - Mcgillacuddy

6 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas. - Johannes9

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

This is hilarious. This dude must be on drugs - Mcgillacuddy

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7 Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

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8 All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
9 And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now

Possible Guilty Conscience reference? I hope so...

Chris Brown is the worst part of this song. God, Lil Wayne is better in this than him. It's that bad.

I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being abe to curse for the first time!

Pure example of a person who can't write a shred of good lyrics - Mcgillacuddy

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10 Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus - 2tasty4U

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

I like to shove money up my butt woohoo! - LordOfTheOnionRings

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The Newcomers

? I'm hornier than the brass section of the band, you understand? - Ab-soul

The Contenders

11 "I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass 'butt what?'" - Lil Wayne

This dude seriously needs to go and seek help.

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12 No ceilings 2, no ceilings dos, no ceilings bisexual, that means two - Fresh - Mannie Fresh

Bisexual means you're attracted to both genders, not just "two."

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13 I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers

Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy! - moose4life19

Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

He's very hungry. If he said one more hungry, it would be eating a dollar bill level hungry.

I'm not sure if a lot of people from the hood play this board game... - Mcgillacuddy

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14 She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

This is a stupid lyric so I call it a stupid lyric.

The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second

Let me guess, you're called 2 Chainz because you have two "chainz"?

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15 "Oo-ooo, boobs boobs boobs boobs Lotta boobs" - Nicki Minaj V 1 Comment
16 Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang

I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade - preachinpreach

I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to it's repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever. - Mcgillacuddy

So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

Your not reviewing the lyrics, they may sound stupid but they could have a certain meaning

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17 Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack

Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.

Again, like my comment on Ass Like That, I love Eminem. He his my favorite rapper by far... But Fack is terrible. Also, he confessed to being high when he wrote these lyrics. Say it ain't so!

Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.

This song is a parody of south park when Mr Garrison stuck a gerbil up Mr Slave's ass though a tube. Eminem even sounds like Cartman in this song. It's a joke guys, don't take seriously.

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18 You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho" V 2 Comments
19 My diamonds they say Pikachu - Picacho - Young Thug

I hope they electrocute your ass - Mcgillacuddy

20 Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is

That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous

Genius is really helping me with these weird lyrics. Surprisingly enough, a lot of thought was put into this line. Basically, Em was poking fun at how parents will allow their kids to watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry that desensitizes violence without thinking twice, but then place the blame on controversial artists like him when kids start acting out. Eminem references the band Nine Inch Nails (a band that I actually like), highlighting the idea that rappers aren't the only ones responsible for driving the youth to violence; there is also television, movies, and rock music. - Mcgillacuddy

This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.

This whole song is incredibly irrelevant, but very funny. The kids squeaking in the background "Yup! " Is hilarious. All of Eminem-as-Slim Shady is slightly dumb, but that just adds to the insightful insanity.

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Top Remixes (6)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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