Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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The Top Ten

1 Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

What in the hell does this sentence mean - livinglegend

One of the best lists I've ever seen on this site - Joeljohns249

Watch me crank it, watch me roll Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy Then Superman dat oh
It really doesn't make sense. - Luckys

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

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2 Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

What the... - Misfire

This is one of the dumbest lyrics ever - BlazingParasol

Comment comment comment comment comment stop.

Wow Here We Have The Most Creative Lyrics Of All Time (Just Kidding ) - christangrant

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3 My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

2 Chainz is not a rapper, he's a comedian. - DaWyteNight

Ok then. Go slit them.

It's bad good

4 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc

That's FUNNY SORRY

That sounds like it hurts like hell - Mcgillacuddy

Yung Joc clearly thought this was an OK line. Oh, how wrong he was.

5 And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now

Ewww that's just...ewww

I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being abe to curse for the first time!

Possible Guilty Conscience reference? I hope so...

Chris Brown is One of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.

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6 Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga

When you're trying too hard to be deep and just sounds dumb

You're already you. Dimwit.

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

7 No ceilings 2, no ceilings dos, no ceilings bisexual, that means two - Fresh - Mannie Fresh

Bisexual means you're attracted to both genders, not just "two."

...what?

8 Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack

Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.

Again, like my comment on Ass Like That, I love Eminem. He his my favorite rapper by far... But Fack is terrible. Also, he confessed to being high when he wrote these lyrics. Say it ain't so!

Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.

How can anyone do that?

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9 You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"

Her writers wrote her this, seems like they were trying to send her a message.

One of her most famous lyrics.

Look who's talking'.

BEST LYRICISM ever

10 Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything? - Mushroom99

Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.

what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything

This just sounds hilarious. its not all that bad. I think its funny as anything

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The Contenders

11 My diamonds they say Pikachu - Picacho - Young Thug
12 All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne

How? You don't have one.

13 Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1

This is what happens when Kanye West writes his own lyrics. Where's Consequence or Rhymefest when you need them? - DaWyteNight

14 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas. - Johannes9

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

Master P is one of the suspects that killed hip hop. What a stupid idiot.

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15 Finger near a n****'s assh*** like WHOA! - Whoa - Black Rob

WOAH Is Right - Liltee

16 Baby girl shake it like a paraplegic please believe it - Wiggle Wiggle - Nelly
17 Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

Keep that money to yourself - preachinpreach

Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus - 2tasty4U

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

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18 She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

This is a stupid lyric so I call it a stupid lyric.

Such a bad rapper

The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second

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19 Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga

I literally wanted to lose my lunch after hearing that.

! That is one of the VILEST lyrics I have ever read! Seriously, having sex with old women? In what kind of world would that be considered sexy?

What's with rappers talking about having sex with grandmothers!

Why would you say that to a stripper?

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20 She said my d*** could be the next black president. - Lil Wayne

You're rarted

Well, it would probably beat Marco Rubio

I'd rather have Obama than his dick.

I can imagine that...

21 Back it up like burp burp - Lil Wayne - Lollipop

I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.

22 I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers

Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy! - moose4life19

Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

He's very hungry. If he said one more hungry, it would be eating a dollar bill level hungry.

I feel like makin moves like chess - preachinpreach

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23 Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang

this sucks . So its suckin - 2tasty4U

I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade - preachinpreach

I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to it's repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever. - Mcgillacuddy

So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

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24 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop

Wikipedia Emmett Till and you'll understand why this is just an awful awful line.

The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we (as a society) get back to morals and values.

Just watch Pen Reviews's opinion on the line on his list of The Top Ten Worst Hip Hop Songs of 2013. He talked about how serious and sickening this line was.

I know this lyric was tasteless but we shouldn't blame lil Wayne, we should blame the writer who wrote that lyric for him to sing.

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25 I don't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like - No Type - Rae Sremmurd

He literally just disproved his first statement with the second one - Mcgillacuddy

You clearly do have a type, you like bad b***c hes... That IS your only type you hippo.

26 Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is

That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous

Genius is really helping me with these weird lyrics. Surprisingly enough, a lot of thought was put into this line. Basically, Em was poking fun at how parents will allow their kids to watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry that desensitizes violence without thinking twice, but then place the blame on controversial artists like him when kids start acting out. Eminem references the band Nine Inch Nails (a band that I actually like), highlighting the idea that rappers aren't the only ones responsible for driving the youth to violence; there is also television, movies, and rock music. - Mcgillacuddy

This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.

Emnim is a amazing rapper this is a funny line ITS SUPPOSED TO DUMB!

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27 You're more of a bitch than a bitch - Xxplosive - Dr. Dre

Dre actually wasn't the one who said this line, but it is his song. - Mcgillacuddy

28 If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page, the girlies I like are under age - The New Style - Beastie Boys

This is a disappointing line coming from Beastie Boys - venomouskillingmachine

29 My lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' - Lil' Mama - Lip Gloss

the above lyrics explain it all, no seriously - Dania0671

Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.

Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.

We don't give a damn about your swollen ass lips - Mcgillacuddy

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30 I go so hard they call me go so hard - Lil Wayne

That line goes hard

Tries to rhyme the word hard with the word HARD!

Lil wayne is a lyrical genius... said no one ever!

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.

31 Cause I'm the n****, the n**** n*****, like how you figure? - F***** Problem - A$AP Rocky
32 Are you into astrology cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus - Kanye West - Gettin it in

I hope that's not a euphamism 'i'm trying to make it to your anus

That's not even astrology - it's astronomy.

Heheheehe. Anus. Hehehehe. Seriously, Kanye not?

33 I ain't neer seen an a** like that, you make my pee pee go, a-doing-doing-doing - Eminem

Makes me laugh so much

That's definitely something Eminem would NEVER sing about. Lose Yourself and The Real Slim Shady were always the best.

I've loved Eminem since was two (Wonderful parenting on my mum's part), and I loved this song as a little kid. I still love all Eminem, save these few cuts from *shudder* Encore. But... He was on a whole lot of prescription medications at the time... Obviously

Its not dumb, its funny

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34 My favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose - Where Ya At? - Shaq
35 Grab a drink, grab a glass. After that I grab yo ass - Kanye West - Celebration
36 Santa ho ho ho ho ho - Pu$$y - Lupe Fiasco

What I love Lupe Fiasco he's a lyrical genius. I'll pretend I never saw this - venomouskillingmachine

Okay I laughed at this way more than I should've - Mcgillacuddy

37 I'm hot because I'm fly, you ain't because you not. Mims - This is Why I'm Hot

You ain't cause your not? WTF?

Lmao. I'm black because I'm African. You ain't because you not.

I know I'm not as hot as you, Mims, but please tell me why.

38 She's so sweet make me wanna lick the wrapper Lil Wayne - Lollipop

The lyric is : she said 'he's so sweet; make me wanna lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

Dear Lil Wayne, using candy in sexual terms is so overrated. Nobody wants to lick your lollipop, so please shut up and just go the hell away.

Worst rapper of all time

39 N****'s know I'm sick, I don't spit, I vomit, Got it. One egg short of the omelet. Simon Says ta shoot a n**** in his Thigh and Legs and tell him Ketchup Like Miyo-Naise..Uhm! Lil Wayne

I'm absolutely disgusted by this lyric. In fact it is so terrible and meaninless that I think it makes me lose a lot of respect for the negro rapping society

This is why I think Lil Wayne is completely overrated - Mcgillacuddy

Easily the dumbest lyric I've ever heard in my life.

Omelet? Ketchep? Miyo -Naise?

40 In a 600 ain't no smokin' cigada, Come over here I think I see your baby fada, Here go the number to my casa, If you in a rush you call me manana Mase - What You Want

He managed to rhyme father, cigar, tomorrow, and house all together. - ilovekelly75

Not suprising this dumbass made the list twice...

I can't even understand what half of these mean... - Elina

41 "I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass 'butt what?'" - Lil Wayne

This dude seriously needs to go and seek help.

He should go back to 2nd grade!

Worst punn ever

42 And I got her n****, grocery bags - Gudda Gudda - Bedrock

This list is dumbest rap lyrics. A lot of items on this list are more immoral, greedy or inappropriate than dumb. - Alkadikce

This is the vaguest unconnected simile ever.

This definitely ranks #1 in my list.

That lyric is gonna haunt him.

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43 Ain't got time for chit chat; I'm tryin' to get this money/So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy. - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!

"Doo-doo head dummy"? Were these lyrics written by a five-year-old? I'm laughing very hard right now.

The only good reaction to this lyric is simple. Yah!

This sounds just like something he would say.

Such childish lyrics!

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44 Real G's movin' silent like lasagna - Lil' Wayne

This line is actually very smart. Real G's move in silent like lasagna. In lasagna the "G" is silent. - venomouskillingmachine

This line is GOAT and it's off a GOAT song. Goes over a ton of people's heads though I guess.

This line is hilariously bad.

Well, lasagna is silent... He does has a point...

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45 Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the p*ssy in a sarcophagus - Kanye West - Monster

He's probably gonna be killed when he puts one foot in Egypt.

46 Alright stop, Pajama time! - Just Lose It - Eminem

What loolll

47 Can I put my booty up in your spaghetti? - Pussycat - Missy Elliott
48 Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie, I don't have any lines to go right here so chubba teletubbie - Just Lose It - Eminem

I love chubby teletubbies

49 I'm tired a usin technology - 50 Cent

Says the guy who uses autotune.

Then go dig a hole and live in it 50 cents.

Or more like -My Grandfather

Then go live under a rock.

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50 I wanna stay away from the day of the lays CZAdF - Born in Rochester

This is probably my favorite rap group but these lyrics to this songs stink

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Top Remixes (4)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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