Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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The Top Ten

1 Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

What in the hell does this sentence mean - livinglegend

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.

What in the world is that price of crap means, a kindergartener can do much better. - Cobbleborg

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2 Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

Comment comment comment comment comment stop.

Wow Here We Have The Most Creative Lyrics Of All Time (Just Kidding ) - christangrant

That comment though xDDD

3 My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

Ok then. Go slit them.

It's bad good

4 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc

That sounds like it hurts like hell - Mcgillacuddy

5 All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne

How? You don't have one.

6 Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

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7 Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything? - Mushroom99

Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.

what color is beef stew and what does hebrew have to do with anything

Comment who? Me too. Hitler hates jews, mountain dew, send nudes - wren6

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8 And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now

Possible Guilty Conscience reference? I hope so...

I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being abe to curse for the first time!

Chris Brown is One of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.

Ok this is actually kinda clever. - ProPanda

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9 No ceilings 2, no ceilings dos, no ceilings bisexual, that means two - Fresh - Mannie Fresh

Bisexual means you're attracted to both genders, not just "two."

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10 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas. - Johannes9

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

This is hilarious. This dude must be on drugs - Mcgillacuddy

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The Contenders

11 Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack

Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.

Again, like my comment on Ass Like That, I love Eminem. He his my favorite rapper by far... But Fack is terrible. Also, he confessed to being high when he wrote these lyrics. Say it ain't so!

Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.

Gerbil in your ass? through a tube?

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12 You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho" V 2 Comments
13 My diamonds they say Pikachu - Picacho - Young Thug
14 "I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass 'butt what?'" - Lil Wayne

This dude seriously needs to go and seek help.

He should go back to 2nd grade!

Worst punn ever

15 "Oo-ooo, boobs boobs boobs boobs Lotta boobs" - Nicki Minaj V 1 Comment
16 Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

Keep that money to yourself - preachinpreach

Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus - 2tasty4U

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

I like to shove money up my butt woohoo! - LordOfTheOnionRings

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17 Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
18 Finger near a n****'s assh*** like WHOA! - Whoa - Black Rob
19 Ain't got time for chit chat; I'm tryin' to get this money/So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy. - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!

"Doo-doo head dummy"? Were these lyrics written by a five-year-old? I'm laughing very hard right now.

The only good reaction to this lyric is simple. Yah!

This sounds just like something he would say.

"You doo-doo head dummy" Definitely talking to himself... Y'know, since he is one! Lol. Okay I'm trying to be funny... I'll stop. - KianaLexi

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20 She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

Such a bad rapper

This is a stupid lyric so I call it a stupid lyric.

Ahahaaha this is hilarious.

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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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