Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever
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This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.
Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.
Beat's alright we'll dance all night. Hate that this is logic these days. Was any of that song even English? It was only popular because of the dance. Funny to see soulja boy completely fall off after just ONE hit single.
By the way this means a certain position (I won't say what for), but in whatever case, it's pretty redundant, not to mention it's repeated at least 10-20 times, which adds to the cringe factor.
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This is one of the dumbest lyrics ever - BlazingParasol
That comment though xDDD
2 Chainz is not a rapper, he's a comedian.
Ok then. Go slit them.
what?!
It's bad good
That sounds like it hurts like hell
Yung Joc clearly thought this was an OK line. Oh, how wrong he was.
That's FUNNY SORRY
Ouch
Chris Brown is the worst part of this song. God, Lil Wayne is better in this than him. It's that bad.
I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being abe to curse for the first time!
Chris Brown is One of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.
Pure example of a person who can't write a shred of good lyrics
When you're trying too hard to be deep and just sounds dumb
Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.
You're already you. Dimwit.
Bisexual means you're attracted to both genders, not just "two."
...what?
Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.
Again, like my comment on Ass Like That, I love Eminem. He his my favorite rapper by far... But Fack is terrible. Also, he confessed to being high when he wrote these lyrics. Say it ain't so!
This song is a parody of south park when Mr Garrison stuck a gerbil up Mr Slave's ass though a tube. Eminem even sounds like Cartman in this song. It's a joke guys, don't take seriously.
Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.
Her writers wrote her this, seems like they were trying to send her a message.
One of her most famous lyrics.
Look who's talking'.
BEST LYRICISM ever
So he's landing in an airplane with a brownish color, but then he says the color is blue, and the plane is full of Hebrews? Wait, let me look this up on Genius...
Ok, I'm back. You missed some lyrics. "Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew. Favorite letters: G Q. That's me, true, peach/blue. Hebrew."
So the "G2 same color as beef stew" part means exactly what it says. His favorite letters "G" and "Q" are the letters of GQ magazine, stating that Cam'ron loves fashion, and he has fancy color combinations for clothes like peach and blue. I don't know what the Hebrew part is for. I guess he gave up on lyrics.
I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything?
Its kind of catchy though, even if it doesn't make sense. I've been humming it around the office all afternoon. Thanks Camron!
Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.
The Newcomers
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How? You don't have one.
This is what happens when Kanye West writes his own lyrics. Where's Consequence or Rhymefest when you need them?
What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.
Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing
Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas.
Someone please inform this moron that Christmas comes BEFORE new years
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In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.
Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus
Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.
A lot of rich people don't know what to do with their money these days.
! That is one of the VILEST lyrics I have ever read! Seriously, having sex with old women? In what kind of world would that be considered sexy?
I think Grandmas are more into their music from the 70s than to be in the shower with a rapper.
What's with rappers talking about having sex with grandmothers!
I literally wanted to lose my lunch after hearing that.
This line has a double meaning. Think about it: why would anyone call a girl big booty unless they are super shallow and don't care about their chicks at all
The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second
These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?
Let me guess, you're called 2 Chainz because you have two "chainz"?
Well, it would probably beat Marco Rubio
I can imagine that...
I'd rather have Obama than his dick.
You're rarted
I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.
Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...
Uhh... thats uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy!
How ironic, because the hippos eat balls and the song is called BALLERS. And you know what I mean by balls, right?
He's very hungry. If he said one more hungry, it would be eating a dollar bill level hungry.
I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to it's repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever.
I like to drink cuz when i drink then im drinkin, don't let me smoke cuz if i smoke then i'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade
What is this? Huh, the lyrics are so good I can't get my head quite around it. Jk's they are terrible! Worse lyrics I have ever read.
Saying that the Master P one is just as bad.
So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking
This line made me hate mainstream rap even more. This had me disgusted, angry, depressed for HOURS after hearing this awful lyric. For those you don't know, Emmett Till was a black 14 year old who was reportly flirting with a white woman, which her husband beated him and shot him. Shouldn't compare a crime to rough sex.
The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we (as a society) get back to morals and values.
Just watch Pen Reviews's opinion on the line on his list of The Top Ten Worst Hip Hop Songs of 2013. He talked about how serious and sickening this line was.
I know this lyric was tasteless but we shouldn't blame lil Wayne, we should blame the writer who wrote that lyric for him to sing.
He literally just disproved his first statement with the second one
You clearly do have a type, you like bad b***c hes... That IS your only type you hippo.