Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

The Top Ten
1 Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.

Beat's alright we'll dance all night. Hate that this is logic these days. Was any of that song even English? It was only popular because of the dance. Funny to see soulja boy completely fall off after just ONE hit single.

By the way this means a certain position (I won't say what for), but in whatever case, it's pretty redundant, not to mention it's repeated at least 10-20 times, which adds to the cringe factor.

2 Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

No, this is an amazing lyric. Y'all obviously can't see the genius in rhyming the word "ass" with "ass" a million times. Big Sean, you are officially the best songwriter to ever live.

This is one of the dumbest lyrics ever - BlazingParasol

He must've been high when writing this.
Just had down stupid

What the...

3 My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

2 Chainz is not a rapper, he's a comedian.

Ok then. Go slit them.

It's bad good

4 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc

That sounds like it hurts like hell

Yung Joc clearly thought this was an OK line. Oh, how wrong he was.

The cringe is real.

5 And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now

Chris Brown is the worst part of this song. God, Lil Wayne is better in this than him. It's that bad.

I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being abe to curse for the first time!

Chris Brown is One of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.

Pure example of a person who can't write a shred of good lyrics

6 Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga

When you're trying too hard to be deep and just sounds dumb

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

You're already you. Dimwit.

7 No ceilings 2, no ceilings dos, no ceilings bisexual, that means two - Fresh - Mannie Fresh

Bisexual means you're attracted to both genders, not just "two."

8 Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack

Ok first things first WORST. SONG. OF. ALL. TIME. Even though I'm a big Eminem fan, my favorite by a longshot, this is just a bad song. Every verse of the song should be in the top 30. This line is just plain disturbing.

Again, like my comment on Ass Like That, I love Eminem. He his my favorite rapper by far... But Fack is terrible. Also, he confessed to being high when he wrote these lyrics. Say it ain't so!

This song is a parody of south park when Mr Garrison stuck a gerbil up Mr Slave's ass though a tube. Eminem even sounds like Cartman in this song. It's a joke guys, don't take seriously.

Eminem even sounds like Eric Cartman from South Park during the chorus of this song.

9 You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"

Her writers wrote her this, seems like they were trying to send her a message.

One of her most famous lyrics.

Look who's talking'.

10 Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

So he's landing in an airplane with a brownish color, but then he says the color is blue, and the plane is full of Hebrews? Wait, let me look this up on Genius...

Ok, I'm back. You missed some lyrics. "Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew. Favorite letters: G Q. That's me, true, peach/blue. Hebrew."
So the "G2 same color as beef stew" part means exactly what it says. His favorite letters "G" and "Q" are the letters of GQ magazine, stating that Cam'ron loves fashion, and he has fancy color combinations for clothes like peach and blue. I don't know what the Hebrew part is for. I guess he gave up on lyrics.

I never heard this song but just looking at those lyrics cracked me up! They make actually NO SENSE, and what the hell does beef stew being blue with a hebrew have to do with anything?

Its kind of catchy though, even if it doesn't make sense. I've been humming it around the office all afternoon. Thanks Camron!

Sounds like something you'd say on crack. But it cracks me up, how little sense it makes.

The Contenders
11 My diamonds they say Pikachu - Picacho - Young Thug
12 All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne

How? You don't have one.

13 Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1

This is what happens when Kanye West writes his own lyrics. Where's Consequence or Rhymefest when you need them?

14 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas.

Someone please inform this moron that Christmas comes BEFORE new years

15 Finger near a n****'s assh*** like WHOA! - Whoa - Black Rob
16 Baby girl shake it like a paraplegic please believe it - Wiggle Wiggle - Nelly
17 Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

Who the hell would have money hanging out of their anus

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

A lot of rich people don't know what to do with their money these days.

18 Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga

! That is one of the VILEST lyrics I have ever read! Seriously, having sex with old women? In what kind of world would that be considered sexy?

I think Grandmas are more into their music from the 70s than to be in the shower with a rapper.

What's with rappers talking about having sex with grandmothers!

I literally wanted to lose my lunch after hearing that.

19 She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

This line has a double meaning. Think about it: why would anyone call a girl big booty unless they are super shallow and don't care about their chicks at all

The worst lne from the worst rapper. He has no flow, no lyrics, no skill. MTV is a dumbass for putting him second

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

Let me guess, you're called 2 Chainz because you have two "chainz"?

20 She said my d*** could be the next black president. - Lil Wayne

Well, it would probably beat Marco Rubio

I'd rather have Obama than his dick.

I can imagine that...

You're rarted

21 Back it up like burp burp - Lil Wayne - Lollipop

I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.

22 I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers

Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

How ironic, because the hippos eat balls and the song is called BALLERS. And you know what I mean by balls, right?

He's very hungry. If he said one more hungry, it would be eating a dollar bill level hungry.

Uhh... that's uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy!

23 Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang

I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to it's repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever.

What is this? Huh, the lyrics are so good I can't get my head quite around it. Jk's they are terrible! Worse lyrics I have ever read.
Saying that the Master P one is just as bad.

I like to drink because when I drink then I'm drinkin, don't let me smoke because if I smoke then I'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade

So let me explain what I understood. It's like a addict saying don't let me let smoke cause if I smoke then I'm smoking

24 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop

This line made me hate mainstream rap even more. This had me disgusted, angry, depressed for HOURS after hearing this awful lyric. For those you don't know, Emmett Till was a black 14 year old who was reportly flirting with a white woman, which her husband beated him and shot him. Shouldn't compare a crime to rough sex.

The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we (as a society) get back to morals and values.

Just watch Pen Reviews's opinion on the line on his list of The Top Ten Worst Hip Hop Songs of 2013. He talked about how serious and sickening this line was.

I know this lyric was tasteless but we shouldn't blame lil Wayne, we should blame the writer who wrote that lyric for him to sing.

25 I don't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like - No Type - Rae Sremmurd

He literally just disproved his first statement with the second one

You clearly do have a type, you like bad b***c he's... That IS your only type you hippo.

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