Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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181 I ate the p***y fast, I'm about to start burpin' - Tyga - Bubble Butt

Thanks for that image Tyga-ADoseOfBuckley.

182 Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda! - O.T. Genesis - CoCo
183 Water whip, like I'm Nemo - O.T. Genasis - CoCo V 1 Comment
184 I know nothin', f*** the popo - O.T. Genasis - CoCo
185 Chain hang to my ding-a-ling, chain hang, chain hang to my ding-a-ling - 2 Chainz - Headband
186 Day you can F*** with me, that would be neveruary - 2 Chainz - Headband

Big Booty would never do so anyway - Mcgillacuddy

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187 N***a want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a chicken - 2 Chainz - Crack

So we have to give him chicken for him to spit bad lyrics? - Mcgillacuddy

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188 I make that p**** whistle like the Old Spice man - B.O.B - Headband

I just pictured that in my mind right now, and it wasn't pretty - Mcgillacuddy

189 My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead - Eminem - C** on Everybody

Why would you throw someone's death in a song?!

That's the entire song. At least it's funny(? )

190 My stove deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up. stove?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

Why exactly DOES your stove deserve a shout out, 2 Chainz?

Getting really sick of his retarded lyrics.

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191 I drink red bitches, I don't drink Red Bulls - 2 Chainz - Fork V 1 Comment
192 Haters getting mad cause "I got me some bathing apes" - Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)

What the hell does that sentence even mean?

What. The. Hell. Did.I. Just. Read. Oh, I know now: something that makes NO SENSE.

193 I get more a** than a toilet seat - Nate Dogg - Shake That
194 This one for the hood n***** hipster bitches that shop at Lenox - Trinidad James - All Gold Everything
195 Hi kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? - Eminem - My Name Is

I had to rewrite this because someone misspelled Nine Inch Nails.

196 R.I.P. - Rest in P**** - Lil Wayne - Rich as F***

I'm not gonna lie. I read that and laughed for a good ten minutes.

That's stupid and quite offensive.

197 They popping them like they some skittles, 2 bitches one me, Malcolm In the Middle - Migos - Hannah Montana
198 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes (SLURP) - Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
199 Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens - Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
200 And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working - Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
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1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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