Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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21 Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is

That cracks me up every time, you could pretty much add the whole song, it's ridiculous

Genius is really helping me with these weird lyrics. Surprisingly enough, a lot of thought was put into this line. Basically, Em was poking fun at how parents will allow their kids to watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry that desensitizes violence without thinking twice, but then place the blame on controversial artists like him when kids start acting out. Eminem references the band Nine Inch Nails (a band that I actually like), highlighting the idea that rappers aren't the only ones responsible for driving the youth to violence; there is also television, movies, and rock music. - Mcgillacuddy

This lyric is so funny! The meaning behind is that he's saying that things like movies, video games, and rock music can also cause people to become violent besides rap. He's using the band Nine Inch Nails (one of my favorite bands) as an example for this.

Eminem meant it like this. Lmao. It's just some hilarious song.

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22 Finger near a n****'s assh*** like WHOA! - Whoa - Black Rob
23 Ain't got time for chit chat; I'm tryin' to get this money/So get up out my face, you doo-doo head dummy. - Soulja Boy - Yahhh!

"Doo-doo head dummy"? Were these lyrics written by a five-year-old? I'm laughing very hard right now.

The only good reaction to this lyric is simple. Yah!

This sounds just like something he would say.

"You doo-doo head dummy" Definitely talking to himself... Y'know, since he is one! Lol. Okay I'm trying to be funny... I'll stop. - KianaLexi

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24 Aaaaow Aaaaow Aaaaow!!!!! - Fack - Eminem

Listen to the song it's disturbing

My dad used to play this song for me as a children. It put me to sleep. Now I may or may not be writing this comment from a prison cell.

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25 My lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' - Lil' Mama - Lip Gloss

the above lyrics explain it all, no seriously - Dania0671

Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.

Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.

We don't give a damn about your swollen ass lips - Mcgillacuddy

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26 Baby girl shake it like a paraplegic please believe it - Wiggle Wiggle - Nelly
27 Back it up like burp burp - Lil Wayne - Lollipop

Lol What? Don't you mean "beep beep" or something like that? Not a body function? - KianaLexi

I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.

28 Got your grandma on my d*** - Rack City - Tyga

I literally wanted to lose my lunch after hearing that.

! That is one of the VILEST lyrics I have ever read! Seriously, having sex with old women? In what kind of world would that be considered sexy?

What's with rappers talking about having sex with grandmothers!

Ha, my grandma is dead so she can't be on your dirty little ass thing, gtfo. - KianaLexi

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29 All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Why don't we give him that and see how he reacts?

30 She said my d*** could be the next black president. - Lil Wayne

Well, it would probably beat Marco Rubio

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31 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop

Wikipedia Emmett Till and you'll understand why this is just an awful awful line.

The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we (as a society) get back to morals and values.

Just watch Pen Reviews's opinion on the line on his list of The Top Ten Worst Hip Hop Songs of 2013. He talked about how serious and sickening this line was.

This line made me hate mainstream rap even more. This had me disgusted, angry, depressed for HOURS after hearing this awful lyric. For those you don't know, Emmett Till was a black 14 year old who was reportly flirting with a white woman, which her husband beated him and shot him. Shouldn't compare a crime to rough sex. - Mumbizz01

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32 I ain't neer seen an a** like that, you make my pee pee go, a-doing-doing-doing - Eminem

That's definitely something Eminem would NEVER sing about. Lose Yourself and The Real Slim Shady were always the best.

I've loved Eminem since was two (Wonderful parenting on my mum's part), and I loved this song as a little kid. I still love all Eminem, save these few cuts from *shudder* Encore. But... He was on a whole lot of prescription medications at the time... Obviously

It was meant to be funny, it's not dumb.

Now This is dumb, it's from one of his worst songs Called Ass Like That

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33 I don't got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like - No Type - Rae Sremmurd

He literally just disproved his first statement with the second one - Mcgillacuddy

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34 You're more of a bitch than a bitch - Xxplosive - Dr. Dre

Dre actually wasn't the one who said this line, but it is his song. - Mcgillacuddy

35 If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page, the girlies I like are under age - The New Style - Beastie Boys

You pedophile... - KianaLexi

36 Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie, I don't have any lines to go right here so chubba teletubbie - Just Lose It - Eminem
37 I go so hard they call me go so hard - Lil Wayne

Tries to rhyme the word hard with the word HARD!

Lil wayne is a lyrical genius... said no one ever!

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.

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38 Cause I'm the n****, the n**** n*****, like how you figure? - F***** Problem - A$AP Rocky
39 Are you into astrology cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus - Kanye West - Gettin it in

I hope that's not a euphamism 'i'm trying to make it to your anus

That's not even astrology - it's astronomy.

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40 I'm hot because I'm fly, you ain't because you not. Mims - This is Why I'm Hot

You ain't cause your not? WTF?

I know I'm not as hot as you, Mims, but please tell me why.

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1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
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3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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