Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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61 Can I put my booty up in your spaghetti? - Pussycat - Missy Elliott
62 Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth. - Jay-Z - Its Hot

Geocentric theories of the universe are so Middle Ages, Jay-Z. Come on, now. With all that money, you could at least take an Astronomy class. SMH @ this pathetic line. It should be #1.

Thank you for being so scientific!

I'm all for keeping it old school, but is Hova and Galieo's beef a bit... You know... Tired?

63 Rack City B*****, Rack Rack City B**** - Tyga - Rack City V 2 Comments
64 First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity. M.O.P - Half and Half
65 Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy, but those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny. Camron - 5 Boroughs

Another one of his stupid rhymes.

66 You wanna lick the (w)rapper- Lil' Wayne- Lollipop V 1 Comment
67 What do you want me to tell you, I sold a little dust. But it's okay because I believe in Jesus - Plies

the most hypocritical statement in the history of language.

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68 Theres no need to lie folk, why you sleepin wit ya eyes closed? - Timbaland - Get on the Bus

Damn dis is stupid, I thought you were supposed to but I don't know what you be smoking

In Timbaland's world everyone sleeps with their eyes open.

I'll be sleeping with my eyes open after this line.

69 I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho. - 50 Cent - Candy Shop

I don't think guys can be nymphos

70 Rats gonna rat, snakes gonna hiss - Lil' Wayne

At least he got the hiss part right.

Rats gonna rat? What does that even mean? Rats squeak just like mice do. They do it whenever they're hurt or pissed off.

Rats as in snitches...Snitches gonna snitch. Damn, people call Wayne's lines stupid and then they realize what the lines mean. - KUZGUN

And Lil' Wayne's going to continue his less-than-mediocre career.

He likes animals

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71 Last name Ever. First name Greatest. - Drake - Forever

A bit dumb off the paper at first, then it makes sense. I'd give it a 6/10

This actually is a pretty cool lyric.

This lyric isn't too bad. I've heard far worse

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72 We in the club doin' the same ol' two step, Guerrilla unit cause they say we bugged out, Cause we don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out 50 Cent - Wanksta
73 Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity - Eminem - Lose Yourself

Actually, this is an awesome lyric. 10 years later, all of Eminems songs are forgotten except lose yourself. Long live lose yourself!

This line is great and the song is the best sing of all time - simpsondude

The lyrics are the best about this song

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74 Kissing while we talkin' So I'm speaking with a mumble Ehbludebleebudebuebludebiblumble - will.i.am - Crazy Kids

He actually got paid for that dumb lyric. A lot. I'm not kidding. He made lots of money off of that lyric. Probably more than you'll make in a year. He probably has enough money to buy a new car.

The writers must've gave up while they were writing the lyrics to this song.

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75 I wanna f*** you hard on the sink. After that, give you something to drink. - Kanye West - Bound 2

How are you going to put me in a sink and then "F me"? My ass is probably too big to fit in the god damn sink. - KianaLexi

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76 N**** touch my gang we gon' turn this s*** to Columbine - Lil Yachty - Broccoli
77 Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like 'blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah,' I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP! - Trina - Here We Go

I make fun of this lyric all the time

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78 Swag on you - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

I thought swag was an essence, not a noun.

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79 The booty so smooth, can't believe is not butter. - Tyga - Bubble Butt

Mhmm... Butter butt. Sounds like something a senior would need topical creams to cure.

80 Water, fire, air and dirt/F***kin' magnets, how do they work?/And I don't want to talk to a scientist/Y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed. - Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

Why is the first word censored but not the next one?

What is this? Science class mixed with Avatar? - Mcgillacuddy

That's a question we've all grappled with at times. I mean, how do magnets work? And don't y'all tell me any of that magnetic pull BS.

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1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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