Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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61 Rack City B*****, Rack Rack City B**** - Tyga - Rack City

Should be in the top list

I mean?

62 First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity. M.O.P - Half and Half
63 You wanna lick the (w)rapper- Lil' Wayne- Lollipop

No, I don't.

64 What do you want me to tell you, I sold a little dust. But it's okay because I believe in Jesus - Plies

the most hypocritical statement in the history of language.

Pure 11/10

65 Theres no need to lie folk, why you sleepin wit ya eyes closed? - Timbaland - Get on the Bus

Damn dis is stupid, I thought you were supposed to but I don't know what you be smoking

In Timbaland's world everyone sleeps with their eyes open.

I'll be sleeping with my eyes open after this line.

66 I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho. - 50 Cent - Candy Shop

I don't think guys can be nymphos

67 Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily - Twinz - Big Punisher

His songs are great, but by far his worst.

Dude... this rhyme is sick.

68 Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity - Eminem - Lose Yourself

Actually, this is an awesome lyric. 10 years later, all of Eminems songs are forgotten except lose yourself. Long live lose yourself!

This line is great and the song is the best sing of all time - simpsondude

The lyrics are the best about this song

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69 Rats gonna rat, snakes gonna hiss - Lil' Wayne

At least he got the hiss part right.

Rats gonna rat? What does that even mean? Rats squeak just like mice do. They do it whenever they're hurt or pissed off.

Rats as in snitches...Snitches gonna snitch. Damn, people call Wayne's lines stupid and then they realize what the lines mean. - KUZGUN

And Lil' Wayne's going to continue his less-than-mediocre career.

He likes animals

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70 Last name Ever. First name Greatest. - Drake - Forever

A bit dumb off the paper at first, then it makes sense. I'd give it a 6/10

This actually is a pretty cool lyric.

This lyric isn't too bad. I've heard far worse

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71 N**** touch my gang we gon' turn this s*** to Columbine - Lil Yachty - Broccoli
72 We in the club doin' the same ol' two step, Guerrilla unit cause they say we bugged out, Cause we don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out 50 Cent - Wanksta
73 Swag on you - Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

I thought swag was an essence, not a noun.

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74 Kissing while we talkin' So I'm speaking with a mumble Ehbludebleebudebuebludebiblumble - will.i.am - Crazy Kids

He actually got paid for that dumb lyric. A lot. I'm not kidding. He made lots of money off of that lyric. Probably more than you'll make in a year. He probably has enough money to buy a new car.

The writers must've gave up while they were writing the lyrics to this song.

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75 The booty so smooth, can't believe is not butter. - Tyga - Bubble Butt

Mhmm... Butter butt. Sounds like something a senior would need topical creams to cure.

76 They got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters - Weird Al - Hardware Store

Weird AL should not be taken seriously. (I mean it! )

This is a parody, rememeber that. It's supposed to be eye-rollingly stupid.

1. It's not a rap song
2. It's also not a parody
3. "Weird Al" is not a rapper

77 I wanna f*** you hard on the sink. After that, give you something to drink. - Kanye West - Bound 2

How are you going to put me in a sink and then "F me"? My ass is probably too big to fit in the god damn sink. - KianaLexi

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78 Okay okay okay okay okay okay! - Kanye West - THat Part

It takes a special kind of genius to rhyme the same word with itself multiple times

79 I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes - Mike Posner - I Took a Pill in Ibiza
80 I got a booger in my nose, A Boogie on the chorus - Kodak Black - Reminiscing
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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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