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101 Yeah I golf; putt too/Swallow balls; nuts toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Nicki Minaj - "Romans In Moscow" V 2 Comments
102 How you gon' be the stunt double to the n**** monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe V 2 Comments
103 Almost drowned in her p****, so I swam to her butt - Lil Wayne - The Motto

This is grosser than the accidentally slipping line.

This gave me nightmares for weeks.

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104 I'm twisted, door knob - Lil Wayne - The Motto
105 No Led in our Zepplin - Redfoo - Party Rock Anthem
106 P*ssy had me dead, might call 2Pac over - Kanye West - Hold My Liquor

This is so disrespectful to Tupac.

107 She said, how big is your d***? I said, how big is your mouth, huh? - Marilyn Manson - Fancy Bitch

The whole idea of Marilyn Manson recording a song with Gucci Mane is just pure garbage.

The fact that a great rocker like Manson said this is no wonder why it deserves to be on here.

The fact that MM said this lyric makes you understand why it deserves to be on here.

What the hell is Marilyn Manson doing in this song?

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108 Kiss my a** and my anus - Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
109 You got a ass so fat let's make a baby - Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz V 2 Comments
110 Orca ninjas go Rambo - It G Ma - Keith Ape V 1 Comment
111 Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci, my girl a superstar all from a home movie - Clique - Kanye West

I saw that video, actually, yet I don't know why she's so popular off of it. She's really bad at sex - Mcgillacuddy

112 I can make your p**** whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song - Best I Ever Had - Drake
113 Everything is green p**** soo woo - Bad Decision - Waka Flocka Flame
114 Plasma hey Nicki hey Nicki asthma - Roman's Revenge - Nicki Minaj V 1 Comment
115 White X6 looks like a panda - Desiigner - Panda

An X6 is a car. He's referring to his white BMW

Still, it wouldn't look like a panda unless it's two tone black and white. But if it's single tone white, then no. - SelfDestruct

Eh I am not so sure if that makes sense... - SelfDestruct

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116 Twinkle, twinkle little star - Starships - Nicki Minaj
117 I remain the one, like 5 divided by 4 - Jay Z - Jigga My N****

Seriously! This guy's a business man and doesn't even know how to do math!

You're... close! You're off by a quarter! - JackMM

118 She said "Baby I'm anemic", I said "I'm anemic too" a neiman Marcus shopper - Ooorrrr - Young Thug
119 All you skinny hoes let Bruce Bruce hit it - Shake That Monkey - Too Short
120 Diarrhea flow, I s**t on n***as, even when I'm constipated I still s**t on n***as. Young Jeezy - Trap or Die
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Top Remixes (6)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
Mcgillacuddy
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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