Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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101 Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, put it in your kidney. - 2 Chainz - Beez In The Trap V 3 Comments
102 We gonna party like it's your birthday and you we don't give a f*** if you say it's not your birthday - In Da Club - 50 Cent

Is it my birthday, or is it not? I'm confused.

What, so is it Shawty's birthday, or no?

No love for rap yall haters, everyone's partying like its your birthday and everyone don't care if it is

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103 Lookin' shit through each other's eyes - Eminem - Beautiful

Another Eminem line that could be taken out of context, this song is heartbreakingly sweet and emotional, especially coming from Slim Shady..

It's a song about empathy, addiction and love. Not looking at feces.

EminemS best song by a longshot, a beautiful song. This line is just strange but it fits in good with the song

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104 Dos Cadenas, close to genius/Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis - 2 Chainz - Talk Dirty

No thank you. Go ask Big Booty for that favor.

105 Yeah I golf; putt too/Swallow balls; nuts toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Nicki Minaj - "Romans In Moscow" V 2 Comments
106 How you gon' be the stunt double to the n**** monkey, Top of that I'm in the Phantom looking hella chunky - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe V 2 Comments
107 Almost drowned in her p****, so I swam to her butt - Lil Wayne - The Motto

This is grosser than the accidentally slipping line.

This gave me nightmares for weeks.

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108 He toss my salad like his name Romaine - Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
109 No Led in our Zepplin - Redfoo - Party Rock Anthem
110 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too! - Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

"You think I give a damn about a Grammy? " - Mcgillacuddy

111 P*ssy had me dead, might call 2Pac over - Kanye West - Hold My Liquor

This is so disrespectful to Tupac.

112 She said, how big is your d***? I said, how big is your mouth, huh? - Marilyn Manson - Fancy Bitch

The whole idea of Marilyn Manson recording a song with Gucci Mane is just pure garbage.

The fact that a great rocker like Manson said this is no wonder why it deserves to be on here.

The fact that MM said this lyric makes you understand why it deserves to be on here.

What the hell is Marilyn Manson doing in this song?

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113 Kiss my a** and my anus - Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
114 You got a ass so fat let's make a baby - Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz V 2 Comments
115 Orca ninjas go Rambo - It G Ma - Keith Ape V 1 Comment
116 Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci, my girl a superstar all from a home movie - Clique - Kanye West

I saw that video, actually, yet I don't know why she's so popular off of it. She's really bad at sex - Mcgillacuddy

117 I can make your p**** whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song - Best I Ever Had - Drake
118 Everything is green p**** soo woo - Bad Decision - Waka Flocka Flame
119 Plasma hey Nicki hey Nicki asthma - Roman's Revenge - Nicki Minaj V 1 Comment
120 White X6 looks like a panda - Desiigner - Panda

An X6 is a car. He's referring to his white BMW

Still, it wouldn't look like a panda unless it's two tone black and white. But if it's single tone white, then no. - SelfDestruct

Eh I am not so sure if that makes sense... - SelfDestruct

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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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