Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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121 Police taking shots and I talking about Ciroc - Hands Up Don't Shoot - P. Diddy
122 Look back at it, then I put a fat rabbit on a CraftMatic - 2 Chainz - I'm Different

What does a fat bunny and an adjustable bed even have to do with a song about being different?!

He is different... But not in a good way.

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123 How are you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got not t***! - Eminem

All of My Name Is is like this. But it is very, very funny when taken in context.

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124 She was tryna patch me up, but, girl I was just tryna get a nut-bust - Tyler, the Creator - She

And in just tryna hide and cry over this terrible lyric.

125 I'm with the f****** extras, bid dog, cup fulla egg nog - OFWGKTA/ Trash Talk - Trashwang V 1 Comment
126 Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is, I get more props & stunts than Bruce Willis - Guru - DWYCK

I prefer Lil' Wayne's six pack of cola.

127 I make her ass scream and holla like rock bands - French Montana

This was awful. Just plain out, damn awful.. Could this rapper not have come up with a better simile? Smh, this one should've made it to the top of the list...

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128 P**** like a sea shell, d*** like a V12. Tapout - Rich Gang

What is Wayne trying to say here

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129 100 bands, cut your girl, now your girl need a bandaid. - 2 Chainz - Mercy

Why would you do that to Big Booty?

130 Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, put it in your kidney. - 2 Chainz - Beez In The Trap V 3 Comments
131 There's a billion ways to die and I've already tried nine hundred million nine hundred and ninety nine - Canibus.

I think he was tryna subtract a number from a billion and get left with one (1) but failed.

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132 Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6. - Far East Movement - Like a G6

Atrocious song to listen to. It makes me wonder why it was so overplayed on the radio.

This is more hellish trap than music. Or the art that is rap.

Gullwing doesn't make a G6. They make a G5 but someone was trying to feel flier than a G5... you know who does make a G6? Pontiac, and we all know what Pontiac stands for.

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133 Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-n***a - Lil Wayne - Bandz A Make Her Dance V 1 Comment
134 Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy - Lil Wayne - IANAHB

He better be careful. A shark's skin is so rough that it can cut your hand.

What waht in the name of jesus did he just say laugh out loud enough said

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

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135 I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead. - 2 Chainz - Beautiful Pain

I don't think that's even possible.

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136 I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear. - Eminem - Numb

This is either the best or worst lyric ever. I'm not sure which.

This line overcomes me with fear, fear, fear

Whenever you feel down, remember the butt police.

Does anyone feel that PositronWildhawk hates Eminem because of this?

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137 You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me. - Cannibus - Second Round KO

I hope Cannibal looked over this line and double checked 5 times!

Cannibus: "I can toss salid like no one else. Also, I'm rich."
Eminem and other people he had beef with: "..."

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138 Me not working hard? Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak/and, better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. - Pitbull - Give Me Everything V 1 Comment
139 My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve-song LP, that's 36 mics. - Redman - 5 Boroughs V 1 Comment
140 I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian. - Chingy - Balla Baby

Japanese and Chinese people ARE Asian, dumbass.

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Top Remixes (6)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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