Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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121 I remain the one, like 5 divided by 4 - Jay Z - Jigga My N****

Seriously! This guy's a business man and doesn't even know how to do math!

You're... close! You're off by a quarter! - JackMM

122 She said "Baby I'm anemic", I said "I'm anemic too" a neiman Marcus shopper - Ooorrrr - Young Thug
123 All you skinny hoes let Bruce Bruce hit it - Shake That Monkey - Too Short
124 Diarrhea flow, I s**t on n***as, even when I'm constipated I still s**t on n***as. Young Jeezy - Trap or Die
125 Police taking shots and I talking about Ciroc - Hands Up Don't Shoot - P. Diddy
126 I'll make that p***y feelin' like it's mac and cheese - Kodak Black - Up In Here

Sounds like a yeast infection if you ask me

127 I don't paint pictures, I picture paint - Kodak Black
128 Weezy F Baby and the "F" is for phenomenal - Lil Wayne

SO STUPID! First of all phenomenal starts with an F! So that's like he saying BABY PHAT BABY AND THE F IS FOR PHAT.

Last time I checked phenomenal started with a "P"

Weezy f baby, and the f is for retarded - RnBLover

And L-I-L W-A-Y-N-E spells pervert

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129 Look back at it, then I put a fat rabbit on a CraftMatic - 2 Chainz - I'm Different

What does a fat bunny and an adjustable bed even have to do with a song about being different?!

He is different... But not in a good way.

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130 How are you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got not t***! - Eminem

All of My Name Is is like this. But it is very, very funny when taken in context.

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131 She was tryna patch me up, but, girl I was just tryna get a nut-bust - Tyler, the Creator - She

And in just tryna hide and cry over this terrible lyric.

132 I'm with the f****** extras, bid dog, cup fulla egg nog - OFWGKTA/ Trash Talk - Trashwang V 1 Comment
133 Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is, I get more props & stunts than Bruce Willis - Guru - DWYCK

I prefer Lil' Wayne's six pack of cola.

134 I make her ass scream and holla like rock bands - French Montana

This was awful. Just plain out, damn awful.. Could this rapper not have come up with a better simile? Smh, this one should've made it to the top of the list...

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135 P**** like a sea shell, d*** like a V12. Tapout - Rich Gang

What is Wayne trying to say here

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136 100 bands, cut your girl, now your girl need a bandaid. - 2 Chainz - Mercy

Why would you do that to Big Booty?

137 There's a billion ways to die and I've already tried nine hundred million nine hundred and ninety nine - Canibus.

I think he was tryna subtract a number from a billion and get left with one (1) but failed.

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138 Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6. - Far East Movement - Like a G6

Atrocious song to listen to. It makes me wonder why it was so overplayed on the radio.

This is more hellish trap than music. Or the art that is rap.

Gullwing doesn't make a G6. They make a G5 but someone was trying to feel flier than a G5... you know who does make a G6? Pontiac, and we all know what Pontiac stands for.

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139 Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-n***a - Lil Wayne - Bandz A Make Her Dance V 1 Comment
140 Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy - Lil Wayne - IANAHB

He better be careful. A shark's skin is so rough that it can cut your hand.

What waht in the name of jesus did he just say laugh out loud enough said

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

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1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
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