Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever


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141 I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead. - 2 Chainz - Beautiful Pain

I don't think that's even possible.

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142 I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear. - Eminem - Numb

This is either the best or worst lyric ever. I'm not sure which.

This line overcomes me with fear, fear, fear

Whenever you feel down, remember the butt police.

Does anyone feel that PositronWildhawk hates Eminem because of this?

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143 You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me. - Cannibus - Second Round KO

I hope Cannibal looked over this line and double checked 5 times!

Cannibus: "I can toss salid like no one else. Also, I'm rich."
Eminem and other people he had beef with: "..."

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144 Me not working hard? Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak/and, better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. - Pitbull - Give Me Everything V 1 Comment
145 My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve-song LP, that's 36 mics. - Redman - 5 Boroughs V 1 Comment
146 I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian. - Chingy - Balla Baby

Japanese and Chinese people ARE Asian, dumbass.

147 Swag, swag, swag, swag, bruh/Brang-dang-dang your girlfriend. - Lil B - Ellen Degeneres V 1 Comment
148 Put Molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it - Rick Ross - U.O.E.N.O.

Not only deeply disturbing, but rapped so tamely... It just gives me goosebumps. Lock your doors and windows, hide your children. Rick Ross is here.

Wow so not only is he fat, ugly, and overall retarded, he also likes to drug woman to have sex with them. World's greatest rapper ladies and gentlemen.

So he basically did what Cee Lo Green did - Mcgillacuddy

Mr. Ross learned a lot from Bill Cosby.

149 If you don't judge my do rag, I won't judge your red flag. - LL Cool J - Accidental Racist

Ok. So not judging do-rag makes up for years of injustice? Make sense.

150 If a bitch try to get cute Imma sock her, throw a lotta money at her then yell f*** her, f*** her, f*** her! Then yell f*** her! Then Imma go get my Louisville Slugger! - Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up

These lyrics are utterly terrible, but Nicki raps them as well as one could.

151 Versace, Versace - by Migos

Says that for 90 percent of the song

152 I'm MC Hammer Fly, You Can't Touch J'S So Fly I Should Work at Flight Club Read More: Miley Cyrus - 23 Lyrics | Metrolyrics

I'm pretty sure this guy copy and pasted.

153 She'll eat your heart out, like Jeffrey Dahmer - Katy Perry - Dark Horse

Jeffrey Dahmer ate more than just the heart but thanks for asking (not).

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154 I stay around the white like the Ku Klux Klan - Nicki Minaj - Grindin
155 The watch me crank that Robocop - Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)

Even worse than the superman line.

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156 Roll joints bigger than King Kong's fingers - Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free V 1 Comment
157 I work harder than hard working - Lil Wayne - Unstoppable V 1 Comment
158 Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing - Lil Wayne - Lost

You are in a maze, yes. But you are far from even subpar.

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159 When I Die Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Why does he always rap about booties?

Alongside Big Booty? Maybe the booth club consists of his many girls. You know, Big Booty, Large Booty, Giagantic Booty, Colossal Booty, and of course, The Cool Girl.

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160 Wobble - Dy Wobble - Dy Wa Wobble Wobble - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (5)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

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