Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

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141 Swag, swag, swag, swag, bruh/Brang-dang-dang your girlfriend. - Lil B - Ellen Degeneres V 1 Comment
142 Put Molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it - Rick Ross - U.O.E.N.O.

Not only deeply disturbing, but rapped so tamely... It just gives me goosebumps. Lock your doors and windows, hide your children. Rick Ross is here.

Wow so not only is he fat, ugly, and overall retarded, he also likes to drug woman to have sex with them. World's greatest rapper ladies and gentlemen.

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143 If you don't judge my do rag, I won't judge your red flag. - LL Cool J - Accidental Racist

Ok. So not judging do-rag makes up for years of injustice? Make sense.

144 If a bitch try to get cute Imma sock her, throw a lotta money at her then yell f*** her, f*** her, f*** her! Then yell f*** her! Then Imma go get my Louisville Slugger! - Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up

These lyrics are utterly terrible, but Nicki raps them as well as one could.

145 Versace, Versace - by Migos

Says that for 90 percent of the song

146 I'm MC Hammer Fly, You Can't Touch J'S So Fly I Should Work at Flight Club Read More: Miley Cyrus - 23 Lyrics | Metrolyrics

I'm pretty sure this guy copy and pasted.

147 She'll eat your heart out, like Jeffrey Dahmer - Katy Perry - Dark Horse

Jeffrey Dahmer ate more than just the heart but thanks for asking (not).

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148 I stay around the white like the Ku Klux Klan - Nicki Minaj - Grindin
149 The watch me crank that Robocop - Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)

Even worse than the superman line.

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150 Roll joints bigger than King Kong's fingers - Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free V 1 Comment
151 I work harder than hard working - Lil Wayne - Unstoppable V 1 Comment
152 Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing - Lil Wayne - Lost

You are in a maze, yes. But you are far from even subpar.

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153 When I Die Bury Me Inside the Booty Club - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

Why does he always rap about booties?

Alongside Big Booty? Maybe the booth club consists of his many girls. You know, Big Booty, Large Booty, Giagantic Booty, Colossal Booty, and of course, The Cool Girl.

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154 Wobble - Dy Wobble - Dy Wa Wobble Wobble - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) V 1 Comment
155 Now make that Motherf***er Hammer Time like - Big Sean - Dance (A$$)

I was a never a fan of MC Hammer and I probably never will be, but he is A LOT more better than this douchebag.

156 Let's green egg and ham it - Shaquille O'Neal - Kazaam

The worst part is that Shaq looks like he feels proud of that lyric.

Just watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Kazaam.

This must be the hit single from shag's latest album, I Can Jam With Sam I Am.

157 Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me - Pitbull - International Love V 1 Comment
158 P***y so pink like my Kitty satin' Hello - Lil Kim - Black Friday
159 You can suck my Diznick - Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe V 1 Comment
160 I gotta ask 'em, 'cause if I don't, I don't know - Lil Mamma - Lip Gloss
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Top Remixes (6)

1. My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork
2. She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc
3. Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube - Eminem - Fack
3. Now if I f*** this model, and she just bleached her a** hole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, Imma feel like an a** hole - Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Part 1
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1. And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
2. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix
3. Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat
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