Dumbest Rapper NamesYou may like their songs, but you have to admit, the names are stupid.
The Top Ten
I seriously don't understand the difference between soulja boy and tellem. Seriously what is the difference? Also the name is retarded, because it has no meaning to the name, come on give a meaning.
For sure I agree and its not just his name thats random but the things he sings as well. who says crank that harry potter or sponge bob!
Nas and Eminem and 2pac don't deserve to be on this list like Nasir Jones and M&M Marshall Mathers. Soulja is a stupid name... No doubt
nooV 22 Comments
Why in the world would you wanna be called Waka Flocka Flame?! That's so stupid!
Shorty S***stain and Peanut Butter Wolf should definitely be near the top, too.
Just look at the name... It's ridiculous. - Lissie19999
If this isn't ridiculous, then I don't know what is..... - Celestius
That's such a dumb stage name. It sounds like a tongue twister. - CharismaticKatV 15 Comments
Stupid Name that shows no creativity, He doesn't even write his own lyrics (and the Lyrics in his songs are stupid as well), his voice sounds like he's been choking on that cough syrup he's been addicted to...
He's 30-something years old and he's still calling himself little. Bow wow was originally known as lil bow wow but changed his name over time as he got older.
Hate his name. His music sucks. Never just start with gangsta rap music then switch to making love songs.
The reason he calls himself lil is that he is short guys, we all know that he is not that youngV 11 Comments
sounds like a 3 year old telling his mom he has to go to the bathroom. "mama I gotta p diddy. "
They don't know what to name themseLves these days... P. Diddy? WTF IS THAT?!?!? - rebeLLious
It means puff daddy, he is the puff daddy, it means he is the king of the chronic (he smokes weed). Not that I'm saying he is a good rapper but at least show the full version of his name -_-
Lol me and my mum remember him as Puff Daddy OK.V 15 Comments
Might as well call himself one cent
What a stupid name. But, I have to hand it to the guy; he did really well in the hip-hop game and in pop culture while having the dumbest name of all time! Now that is an accomplishment.
If you actually knew why he called himself that then you would be amazed
It's because his raps are worth 50 cents. - CharismaticKatV 11 Comments
Lil Wayne and 50 cent are alright, Eminem is okay, and I find no problem with T-pain, now Vanilla Ice, wow that is so stupid, I also agree for soulja boy, and flava flav
Not particularly a good rap name to use. Vanilla? Ice? - marlonacott
That's a name that should be given to ice cream or a male homosexual stripper
Also he's not that famous
Because I only know "Ice Ice Baby"V 5 Comments
Holy god! What the hell is a peanut butter wolf! A wolf made of peanut butter? Or a wolf that eats it! Seriously this is the most ridiculous name I have ever heard, and probably the most DUMB name ever, especially for a rapper!
How is this not top of the list this is the funniest rapper name I have ever heard of. It sounds like an idiot thought of his favourite things and just put the words next to each other.
Are you serous?! There is actually a rapper named peanut butter wolf?!?! What is that even supposed to be?! No wonder I've never learned of this weird ass rapper
This sounds like it would be the name of some weird obscure YouTuber.V 17 Comments
Really? SERIOUSLY!?!?! How dumb. Ol' Dirty Bastard is a GREAT name, isn't it? Don't you just love it? Who wouldn't wanna be called an old unwashed freak?
Very funny and humiliating.
I love his music, but his name is what really bothers me. REST IN PEACE DIRTY!
Ha ha ha! Why would someone wanna be called that? - CharismaticKatV 3 Comments
At Least It's Better Than Snoop Lion - BeatlesFan1964
Snoop dogg is a great name its from charlie brown snoop lion is dumb but dogg is great
He's named this because his mom used to call him that and he used his childhood nickname people don't say nothing if u don't know nothing
Um no he good dumbassesV 8 Comments
There's nothing really wrong with his stage name. - CharismaticKat
What a retard
Don't come for my boo! Y'all better back off!
By far the worst rapper name ever! I don't care that he was only 8 years old, it's still a horrible name for anyone! - DaWyteNight
Is this a boy or a girl? The fact that I can't even tell his/her gender just proves they must suck. - DarkBoi-X
Who is that? - CharismaticKatV 5 Comments
A dumb name after a homosexual superhero from the old Cartoon Network shows!
He also has a nickname baby. Really? What grown man calls himself baby?
Naming himself after a homosexual superhero from an old Adult Swim T.V. show.
Birdman? Really?!?! Bird mans the name of an overrated movieV 3 Comments
It's not a bad name. It just sounds like anything else you would normally say
And we all just lost it
Stupid! More like the lame
(I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS RAPPER OF MUSIC BEFORE) But if this is REALLY a rapper and his 'chosen' name, than this is dumb! SO STOP, SO HE'S SHORT AND A S*STAIN?! Well done! - marlonacott
Has to be the stupidest name ever.
No doubt.Shorty sh*tstain from the wu-tang clan affiliate group brooklyn zu has the worst name.
And I thought Lil Poopy was bad!V 8 Comments
it sounds like a person who bashes in babies heads.
Let's vote this so that Eminem gets lower in the list!
Who did the baby bash dis time?
I've honsetly never heard of baby bash but the name reeks like dipers lol
I was just about to vote for Juicy J until I saw this. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THIS!?
That's probably his real name.
"hi baby boy the prince your name is pretty stupid" is what his mother always sais to him. Its a super duper f******* dumb name don't we all know
How do you hate on his name? Seriously, his name comes from his hometown, that's loyalty if you ask me
Well The Names Better Than Peanut Butter Wolf. Peanut butter wolf wow
Florida is a state not a town
Its literally just the word Florida but split into an awful rapper that gives Florida a bad name - christangrantV 2 Comments
Was previously thought to have evolved from Charmander the Pokemon.
Sucks to become a chamillionaire if that worth isn't held by gold bars.
HE IS the CHAMILLITARY MAN OK he has a pretty dumb name but you have to admit this guy can rap faster than Usain Bolt on steroids!
It's how you say nose in Romanian, although I'm not sure of the spelling.
perhaps he has no idea...
It's short for his name nasir
Nose in catalanV 4 Comments
I actually figured out, if you say Lil Uzi Vert fast enough, it comes out as Lucifer. So, it's a little bit clever. A little of in depth knowledge about Uzi makes it way more interesting, in fact. - RandomThings
This name is the stupidest name for a rapper and it suits him because he sucks has a rapper he would be good as a noble mumbler
His name is retarded and it makes no sense and he is ugly.
Its pretty creative to be honest - CharismaticKatV 2 Comments
Makes absolutely no sense
He's an official for the St. Louis Cardinals? - Mcgillacuddy
Its gotta do with his real name. Marshall Mathers. M^^M. Eminem. Plus you need to have an original name, and this is as original as it gets. - I_Make_U_Cry
Shut up guys he rocks, Why is he on this list, wow he is the best rapper ever. If you say bo to that you must be stupid
Eminem is a very creative rap name, who the heck put it on this list?
I mean, let's be fair here. He shares the same name as a type of candy. Also I'd just like to take this time to say that Skittles are better. - hiphopgodV 17 Comments
Haha he is what Lil Wayne will look like 40 years on lolz. Flava Flav might have been cool in the 70s 80s, but its just whack now. - Hummer09
"that a ass name" what flava do have any cause the only flava girl see in you is your money.
Its my option rappers must get their names by drawing them out of a hat how else do you explain names like DMX, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Peanut Butter wolf & Fava Flav. - egnomac
If only he lived up to his name - VideoGamefan5
If his name is Silento, why isn't he silent? - EpicJake
If only he was silent - christangrant
He isn't a rapper
Its like naming my self OG... he didn't think much...
Desiigner? what's next? Fashiion?
This guy must've been pretty stupid to come up with this.
Only a horny person would come up with this name.
I don't even wanna know...
Sounds like a Victorian school punishment.
Terrible rapper, but his name is kinda cool.
DMX is one of the greatest of all time but his name isn't that good - venomouskillingmachine
Dark man x... don't c a problem wit it...
What does it stand for :S dirty man xrated :S
What pun are you talking about?
More like big Bull Sh**!
Well its Big Punishemt actually... - oliverpaw
Such a fab rapper even his name is fab oh wait - Ihaskitty1234
Not heard of this one, but it's just a word misspelt. Rubbish!
I don't see much wrong with this name. It's just "exhibit" with the letters changed, sort of like M&M = Eminem and Tupac = 2pac - Mcgillacuddy
Mike probably flunked grammar- not will made it, but make it.
Yes, this is a real MC name.
No wonder I've never heard of you... YOUR NAME STINKS
He nicknamed himself the dragon or sumtin like that. That's retarded who does that. - ballaboi17
i dun get it...sysco is just stupid name..
You mean SisqóV 4 Comments
His name sounds like a Muppet character.
The hell kind of retarded name is this?
What does that even mean? - CharismaticKat
What the hell is a feddy or a wap?V 1 Comment
He named himself after Freddy Kruger?!?! Probably twice as scary, though!
Got his name from a Horror movie~ -
How do we get these people?
lol he named himself after an Italian fashion brand... and wow how are nas and 2pac dumb names? they're both just their real names shortened -
I heard that Gucci was a name of underwear and mane is hair. His name = Underwear Head - AlphaQ
Why not try to named himself prada mane or armani boyz. And brick squad it fool dumbest name for rap group.
More like Goofy Mane or Stupid Mane - DaWyteNight
2 Chainz is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
His music is just weird.. - LucyHeartfilia
Why not 3? Or 4? Why stop with the stupid when you've just begun?
Why two? Why not one hundred - CharismaticKatV 2 Comments
This sounds like a slang term for a penis
He is fat and his name is probably Joe so explains why he chose that name - CharismaticKat
Why isn't he fat?
Please kill me
What the actual - HufflepuffGeekGirl
One that makes me cringe whenever I hear it. Always sounds French to me, like "Tres Songs". It's just awful!
My head hurts every time I hear this name.
This is probably my #1 most hated rapper name. ZERO creativity.
Trey silence please. - CyriV 1 Comment
I dun think he rule anything...
Ja rule suck he doesn't rule anything and Eminem messed up his career by disses
He's a real t-pain to listen to.
What is it supposed to stand for tough pain?
He is from Tallahassee.
Haha, that's terrible! I heard of a white rapper called T-Lights as well. Smh
This is a cool name.
It's his real life - SoloPotato
Ice cube is one of earthes most popular and remember rapper, has been part of numbers of groups and did some solo work as well, he is also an inperation to manny.
Name - SoloPotato
He is a good rapper but the name is Absurd
Stupid just like him - CharismaticKat
It isn't big - DaWyteNight
No one with a name like this should be famous. Or even allowed to live.
Ladies Love Cool James!
Oh come on, this one isn't that bad.
There is nothing wrong with his stage name. Stop your crying n step!
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