Dumbest Rapper Names

You may like their songs, but you have to admit, the names are stupid.

The Top Ten Dumbest Rapper Names

1 Soulja Boy DeAndre Cortez Way, known professionally as Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, or simply Soulja Boy, is an American rapper, record producer, actor, and entrepreneur.

I seriously don't understand the difference between soulja boy and tellem. Seriously what is the difference? Also the name is retarded, because it has no meaning to the name, come on give a meaning.

For sure I agree and its not just his name thats random but the things he sings as well. who says crank that harry potter or sponge bob!

Nas and Eminem and 2pac don't deserve to be on this list like Nasir Jones and M&M Marshall Mathers. Soulja is a stupid name... No doubt

terrible name!
why is nas there? its just nasir shortened

2 Waka Flocka Flame Juaquin James Malphurs, better known by his stage name Waka Flocka Flame or simply Waka Flocka, is an American rapper from Atlanta, Georgia.

Sounds like a tongue twister. He must've chose his stage name while being high on weed. - RiverVibeZ

Why in the world would you wanna be called Waka Flocka Flame?! That's so stupid!
Shorty S***stain and Peanut Butter Wolf should definitely be near the top, too.

Just look at the name... It's ridiculous. - Lissie19999

If this isn't ridiculous, then I don't know what is..... - Celestius

3 Lil Wayne Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. is an American rapper from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was discovered by Brian "Baby" "Birdman" Williams at a very young age, and was signed to Cash Money Records, where he would be one quarter of the rap group Hot Boys. In the years to follow, he would go on to find his own ...read more.

He's 30-something years old and he's still calling himself little. Bow wow was originally known as lil bow wow but changed his name over time as he got older.

Stupid Name that shows no creativity, He doesn't even write his own lyrics (and the Lyrics in his songs are stupid as well), his voice sounds like he's been choking on that cough syrup he's been addicted to...

Hate his name. His music sucks. Never just start with gangsta rap music then switch to making love songs.

The reason he calls himself lil is that he is short guys, we all know that he is not that young

4 P. Diddy

sounds like a 3 year old telling his mom he has to go to the bathroom. "mama I gotta p diddy. "

They don't know what to name themseLves these days... P. Diddy? WTF IS THAT?!?!? - rebeLLious

It means puff daddy, he is the puff daddy, it means he is the king of the chronic (he smokes weed). Not that I'm saying he is a good rapper but at least show the full version of his name -_-

What kind of name is this. It makes him sound stupid or like he's a baby or sumthing! Why would he choose a name like this? - marlonacott

5 50 Cent Curtis James Jackson III, better known by his stage name 50 Cent, is an American rapper, actor, entrepreneur, investor, record, film, and television producer.

Ha! His name is 50 Cent because his music is only worth 50 cents. Therefore, this is a very fitting stage name for him. - RiverVibeZ

Might as well call himself one cent

What a stupid name. But, I have to hand it to the guy; he did really well in the hip-hop game and in pop culture while having the dumbest name of all time! Now that is an accomplishment.

If you actually knew why he called himself that then you would be amazed

6 Vanilla Ice Robert Matthew Van Winkle, known by his stage name, Vanilla Ice, is an American rapper, actor and television host.

Lil Wayne and 50 cent are alright, Eminem is okay, and I find no problem with T-pain, now Vanilla Ice, wow that is so stupid, I also agree for soulja boy, and flava flav

Not particularly a good rap name to use. Vanilla? Ice? - marlonacott

That's a name that should be given to ice cream or a male homosexual stripper
Also he's not that famous

Can I have some VANILLA ICE cream please? - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

7 Lil Poopy

Uh...what went on this kid's head when he thought to call himself this?

"Hey, I'm gonna call myself Lil Poopy! That's not gonna get made fun of." Sorry, kid.. hate to break it to ya, but that was a bad choice.

This man really names him self after doodoo lmao I'm suffering from internal bleeding I'm laughing so hard

By far the worst rapper name ever! I don't care that he was only 8 years old, it's still a horrible name for anyone! - DaWyteNight

He's retarded

8 Peanut Butter Wolf

Holy god! What the hell is a peanut butter wolf! A wolf made of peanut butter? Or a wolf that eats it! Seriously this is the most ridiculous name I have ever heard, and probably the most DUMB name ever, especially for a rapper!

How is this not top of the list this is the funniest rapper name I have ever heard of. It sounds like an idiot thought of his favourite things and just put the words next to each other.

Are you serous?! There is actually a rapper named peanut butter wolf?!?! What is that even supposed to be?! No wonder I've never learned of this weird ass rapper

This sounds like it would be the name of some weird obscure YouTuber.

9 Shorty S***stain

Showing how much he values himself and how much his audience should value him. Nice job. - RobertWisdom

(I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS RAPPER OF MUSIC BEFORE) But if this is REALLY a rapper and his 'chosen' name, than this is dumb! SO STOP, SO HE'S SHORT AND A S*STAIN?! Well done! - marlonacott

Has to be the stupidest name ever.

No doubt.Shorty sh*tstain from the wu-tang clan affiliate group brooklyn zu has the worst name.
- Chris-1

10 Ol' Dirty Bastard

Really? SERIOUSLY!?!?! How dumb. Ol' Dirty Bastard is a GREAT name, isn't it? Don't you just love it? Who wouldn't wanna be called an old unwashed freak?

Very funny and humiliating.

I love his music, but his name is what really bothers me. REST IN PEACE DIRTY!

Although I have too much respect for him but he haves the most stupid stage name in the whole music industry! R.I. P

The Contenders

11 Snoop Dogg Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr., (born, October 20, 1971) known professionally as Snoop Dogg, is an American rapper, actor, record producer, and television personality from Long Beach, California.

At Least It's Better Than Snoop Lion - BeatlesFan1964

Snoop dogg is a great name its from charlie brown snoop lion is dumb but dogg is great

He's named this because his mom used to call him that and he used his childhood nickname people don't say nothing if u don't know nothing

What is he the drugged out cousing of Snoopy, Charlie Browns dog?

12 Ty Dolla Sign Tyrone William Griffin, Jr., born April 13, 1985, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, and record producer. He first gained major recognition in 2010 for his feature on YG's "Toot It and Boot It", which he had written and produced for Def Jam Recordings. In the summer of 2013, he signed a record ...read more.

What a retard

His mediocre name fits his bad music and awful "voice." - DaWyteNight

Don't come for my boo! Y'all better back off!

terrible no talent garbage noise.

13 Birdman

Better than Baby. That was just weird. Wht kinda grown man calls himself Baby and encourages other grown men to call him that? - RobertWisdom

A dumb name after a homosexual superhero from the old Cartoon Network shows!

Well, he did kiss his "son" lil wayne on the lips. So maybe when he decided on this name he was trying to tell us something? - DaWyteNight

He also has a nickname baby. Really? What grown man calls himself baby?

Naming himself after a homosexual superhero from an old Adult Swim T.V. show.

14 Baby Bash

Why would make your rapper name completely sound like something completely perverted is completely beyond me.

it sounds like a person who bashes in babies heads.

Let's vote this so that Eminem gets lower in the list!

Who did the baby bash dis time?

15 The Game Jayceon Terrell Taylor, better known by his stage name The Game, is an American rapper and actor. He was born on November 29, 1979 in Los Angeles, California. Game spent most of his childhood in foster care (up until high school) even though he knew all of his brothers and sisters. Since 2002, Game ...read more.

It's not a bad name. It just sounds like anything else you would normally say

And we all just lost it

Stupid! More like the lame

The name, is the game, and it's so lame. - Votebotingsucks

16 Booty Smackinz

This guy must've been pretty stupid to come up with this.

Only a horny person would come up with this name.

I don't even wanna know...

This is beyond humiliating.

17 Baby Boy Da Prince

I was just about to vote for Juicy J until I saw this. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THIS!?

That's probably his real name.

"hi baby boy the prince your name is pretty stupid" is what his mother always sais to him. Its a super duper f******* dumb name don't we all know

18 Chamillionaire Hakeem Seriki, is an American rapper, entrepreneur, and investor from Houston, Texas, better known by his stage name Chamillionaire.

Was previously thought to have evolved from Charmander the Pokemon.

Sucks to become a chamillionaire if that worth isn't held by gold bars.

HE IS the CHAMILLITARY MAN OK he has a pretty dumb name but you have to admit this guy can rap faster than Usain Bolt on steroids!

19 Flo Rida Tramar Lacel Dillard, better known by his stage name Flo Rida is an American rapper and pop music artist from Carol City, Florida. He is known for songs such as "Low", "Right Round", "Sugar", "Club Can't Handel Me", "Good Feeling", "Whistle", "Wild Ones", "My House" and "GDFR."

How do you hate on his name? Seriously, his name comes from his hometown, that's loyalty if you ask me

Well The Names Better Than Peanut Butter Wolf. Peanut butter wolf wow

Florida is a state not a town

I actually think it's kind of clever.

20 Nas Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones, better known by his stage name Nas, is an American rapper and entrepreneur born on September 14, 1973 in New York City. His album, Illmatic, is considered to be one of the best rap albums of all time. He is also considered to be one of the best rappers of all time.

It's how you say nose in Romanian, although I'm not sure of the spelling.

It's his actual name though so it doesn't count as a dumb rap name. Nasir, Nas for short. - RobertWisdom

perhaps he has no idea...

It's short for his name nasir

Well his name sounds Nas-ty... Get it... - Ihaskitty1234

21 Lil Uzi Vert Symere Woods, better known by his stage name Lil Uzi Vert, is an American hip hop recording artist and songwriter.

I actually figured out, if you say Lil Uzi Vert fast enough, it comes out as Lucifer. So, it's a little bit clever. A little of in depth knowledge about Uzi makes it way more interesting, in fact. - RandomThings

This name is the stupidest name for a rapper and it suits him because he sucks has a rapper he would be good as a noble mumbler

His name is retarded and it makes no sense and he is ugly.

I laughed when I heard his name first. - Userguy44

22 Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.

Its gotta do with his real name. Marshall Mathers. M^^M. Eminem. Plus you need to have an original name, and this is as original as it gets. - I_Make_U_Cry

Shut up guys he rocks, Why is he on this list, wow he is the best rapper ever. If you say bo to that you must be stupid

Eminem is a very creative rap name, who the heck put it on this list?

Who puted Eminem on here? It's a great name for rap music.

23 Kardinal Offishall

Makes absolutely no sense

He's an official for the St. Louis Cardinals? - Mcgillacuddy

24 Flava Flav

Haha he is what Lil Wayne will look like 40 years on lolz. Flava Flav might have been cool in the 70s 80s, but its just whack now. - Hummer09

"that a ass name" what flava do have any cause the only flava girl see in you is your money.

Its my option rappers must get their names by drawing them out of a hat how else do you explain names like DMX, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Peanut Butter wolf & Fava Flav. - egnomac

25 Pimp Daddy Welfare

WHAT? Like welfare for pimp daddys? Seriously...

26 Fetty Wap Willie Maxwell II, better known by his stage name Fetty Wap, is an American hip hop recording artist from Paterson, New Jersey.

His name sounds like a Muppet character.

The hell kind of retarded name is this?

He's eye is wired

What the hell is a feddy or a wap?

27 Lama Doodle Lama Doodle is a rapper known for his "collaboration" with Submarine Man, 6ix9ine and Footye North titled "SESE".

You are OUT, bad boy-YAI - xandermartin98

Llama is spelt with two l's, kid.

28 Silento Richard Lamar Hawk, better known by his stage name Silentó, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor. He is best known for his debut single "Watch Me", which reached number three on the Billboard Hot 100.

If only he lived up to his name - VideoGamefan5

If his name is Silento, why isn't he silent? - EpicJake

If only he was silent - christangrant

He isn't a rapper

29 YG

Does this stand for Yucky Garbage? - RiverVibeZ

Its like naming my self OG... he didn't think much...

30 Desiigner Sidney Royel Selby III (born May 3, 1997), better known by his stage name Desiigner, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, record executive and actor. He rose to prominence in 2016 after the release of his debut single "Panda", which reached number one on the U.S. Billboard Hot ...read more.

Stupid name, stupid spelling, and he's ugly. - RobertWisdom

Desiigner? what's next? Fashiion?

31 DMX Earl Simmons, known professionally as DMX and Dark Man X, is an American rapper and actor. He was born on December 18, 1970.

Terrible rapper, but his name is kinda cool.

DMX is one of the greatest of all time but his name isn't that good - venomouskillingmachine

Dark man x... don't c a problem wit it...

What does it stand for :S dirty man xrated :S

32 Big Pun Christopher Lee Rios, better known by his stage name Big Pun, was an American rapper. Emerging from the underground hip hop scene in The Bronx borough of New York City, in the early 1990s, he was the first Latino rapper to have an album certified platinum as a solo act. ...read more.

What pun are you talking about?

More like big Bull Sh**!

No pun intended. - Userguy44

Well its Big Punishemt actually... - oliverpaw

33 Nate Dogg Nathaniel Dwayne Hale, better known by his stage name Nate Dogg, was an American rapper, singer, and actor. He was known as one of the pioneers of West Coast hip hop. He was noted for his membership in rap trio 213 and his solo career in which he collaborated with Dr. Dre, Eminem, Warren G, Tupac Shakur, ...read more.

Lmao this name is so bad

34 Fabolous

Such a fab rapper even his name is fab oh wait - Ihaskitty1234

Not heard of this one, but it's just a word misspelt. Rubbish!

Well his music certainly isn't fabolous! - DaWyteNight

35 Sysco

If you guys are talking about SISQO he's not a rapper racists. Not everybody black with a microphone is a rapper. Name one bar he spit. - RobertWisdom

Let me guess Michael Jackson is a rapper too. And so is Toni Braxton right? Wait, Oprah Winfrey had a microphone. She must be a rapper too. smh - RobertWisdom

No wonder I've never heard of you... YOUR NAME STINKS

He nicknamed himself the dragon or sumtin like that. That's retarded who does that. - ballaboi17

36 Mike Will Made-It

I hate rap with a passion, but I'm not sure he flunked grammar. Is his name Mike Will? Mike Will made-it sort of makes sense, but only if his name is that. Otherwise, totally agree with the others.

Mike probably flunked grammar- not will made it, but make it.

Yes, this is a real MC name.

37 Xzibit

His name is dope. - RobertWisdom

I don't see much wrong with this name. It's just "exhibit" with the letters changed, sort of like M&M = Eminem and Tupac = 2pac - Mcgillacuddy

38 Young Thug Jeffrey Lamar Williams, better known by his stage name Young Thug, is an American rapper from Atlanta, Georgia. He became known for his commercial debut single 'Stoner', as well as other songs such as 'Check', 'Digits', and 'Best Friend' ...read more.

How do we get these people?

39 Dreddy Kruger

He named himself after Freddy Kruger?!?! Probably twice as scary, though!

Got his name from a Horror movie~ -

40 Gucci Mane Radric Delantic Davis, known professionally as Gucci Mane, is an American rapper who has released 12 studio albums and over 70 mixtapes. In 2007, he founded his own label, 1017 Records. He helped to pioneer the hip hop subgenre of trap music alongside fellow Atlanta-based rappers T.I. and Young Jeezy. ...read more.

lol he named himself after an Italian fashion brand... and wow how are nas and 2pac dumb names? they're both just their real names shortened -

I heard that Gucci was a name of underwear and mane is hair. His name = Underwear Head - AlphaQ

Why not try to named himself prada mane or armani boyz. And brick squad it fool dumbest name for rap group.

More like Goofy Mane or Stupid Mane - DaWyteNight

41 Bobby Shmurda Ackquille Jean Pollard, known professionally as Bobby Shmurda, is an American rapper and songwriter from Brooklyn, New York.

That's not even his real name.

42 2 Chainz Tauheed Epps, known by his stage names 2 Chainz and formerly Tity Boi, is an American rapper from College Park, Georgia, and is often regarded as one of the most mediocre rappers of recent years. He started out in the southern rap duo Playaz Circle with fellow rapper Dolla Boy, before he would become ...read more.

2 Chainz is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

His music is just weird.. - LucyHeartfilia

Why not 3? Or 4? Why stop with the stupid when you've just begun?

"2 chainz but today I got a few on" - DaWyteNight

43 Lil Yachty Miles Parks McCollum, known professionally as Lil Yachty, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. Yachty first gained recognition in August 2015 for his singles "One Night" and "Minnesota" from his debut EP Summer Songs. He released his debut mixtape Lil Boat in March 2016.

Lil Boaty

44 Fat Joe Joseph Antonio Cartagena, better known by his stage name Fat Joe, is an American rapper and actor from the Bronx, New York.

This sounds like a slang term for a penis

Why isn't he fat?

45 The Tea Bag Boyz

Please kill me

What the actual - HufflepuffGeekGirl

46 Trey Songz Tremaine Aldon Neverson, born November 28, 1984, is an American singer, songwriter, rapper and actor. His debut album, I Gotta Make It, was released in 2005 through Atlantic Records. His follow-up album, Trey Day, spawned his first top 20 single, "Can't Help but Wait". Songz released his third album ...read more.

One that makes me cringe whenever I hear it. Always sounds French to me, like "Tres Songs". It's just awful!

HE'S NOT A RAPPER! Every black musician is not a rapper. - RobertWisdom

My head hurts every time I hear this name.

This is probably my #1 most hated rapper name. ZERO creativity.

47 A Boogie wit da Hoodie
48 Submarine Man Water Handblast (born Ardy Robert Andrews) better known by his name Submarine Man, is an American rapper known for his songs that heavily feature lyrics about foot fetishes as well as heavily autotuned vocals.

What the hell does his stage name even mean?!

More like Autotune Man lol! - Userguy44

More like Foot Fetishist - xandermartin98

49 Ja Rule Jeffrey Bruce Atkins, better known by his stage name Ja Rule, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, and actor from Queens, New York.

I dun think he rule anything...

Ja rule suck he doesn't rule anything and Eminem messed up his career by disses

50 T-Pain Faheem Rashad Najm, better known by his stage name T-Pain, is an American recording artist and music producer from Tallahassee, Florida.

He's a real t-pain to listen to.

What is it supposed to stand for tough pain?

He is from Tallahassee.

Haha, that's terrible! I heard of a white rapper called T-Lights as well. Smh

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