Dumbest Rapper NamesYou may like their songs, but you have to admit, the names are stupid.
The Top Ten
I seriously don't understand the difference between soulja boy and tellem. Seriously what is the difference? Also the name is retarded, because it has no meaning to the name, come on give a meaning.
For sure I agree and its not just his name thats random but the things he sings as well. who says crank that harry potter or sponge bob!
Nas and Eminem and 2pac don't deserve to be on this list like Nasir Jones and M&M Marshall Mathers. Soulja is a stupid name... No doubt
No you are wrongV 20 Comments
Why in the world would you wanna be called Waka Flocka Flame?! That's so stupid!
Shorty S***stain and Peanut Butter Wolf should definitely be near the top, too.
Just look at the name... It's ridiculous. - Lissie19999
If this isn't ridiculous, then I don't know what is..... - Celestius
This name is just dumb as heck. Walk a flock of flameV 14 Comments
Stupid Name that shows no creativity, He doesn't even write his own lyrics (and the Lyrics in his songs are stupid as well), his voice sounds like he's been choking on that cough syrup he's been addicted to...
He's 30-something years old and he's still calling himself little. Bow wow was originally known as lil bow wow but changed his name over time as he got older.
Hate his name. His music sucks. Never just start with gangsta rap music then switch to making love songs.
The reason he calls himself lil is that he is short guys, we all know that he is not that youngV 11 Comments
sounds like a 3 year old telling his mom he has to go to the bathroom. "mama I gotta p diddy. "
They don't know what to name themseLves these days... P. Diddy? WTF IS THAT?!?!? - rebeLLious
It means puff daddy, he is the puff daddy, it means he is the king of the chronic (he smokes weed). Not that I'm saying he is a good rapper but at least show the full version of his name -_-
More like the abbreviation of PIECE OF DICKV 13 Comments
Might as well call himself one cent
What a stupid name. But, I have to hand it to the guy; he did really well in the hip-hop game and in pop culture while having the dumbest name of all time! Now that is an accomplishment.
Pronounced, Fiddy, not FIFTY.
Honestly 50 is ok but that name...
Why 50 cent? Honestly you can't even get anything with that cash, but then again 100 bucks sounds REAL dumb - B0S5J4M3S
Lil Wayne and 50 cent are alright, Eminem is okay, and I find no problem with T-pain, now Vanilla Ice, wow that is so stupid, I also agree for soulja boy, and flava flav
Not particularly a good rap name to use. Vanilla? Ice? - marlonacott
That's a name that should be given to ice cream or a male homosexual stripper
Also he's not that famous
Can I have some VANILLA ICE cream please? - NickelbackLinkinPark4EvaV 4 Comments
Holy god! What the hell is a peanut butter wolf! A wolf made of peanut butter? Or a wolf that eats it! Seriously this is the most ridiculous name I have ever heard, and probably the most DUMB name ever, especially for a rapper!
How is this not top of the list this is the funniest rapper name I have ever heard of. It sounds like an idiot thought of his favourite things and just put the words next to each other.
Are you serous?! There is actually a rapper named peanut butter wolf?!?! What is that even supposed to be?! No wonder I've never learned of this weird ass rapper
what - HufflepuffGeekGirlV 14 Comments
Snoop dogg is a great name its from charlie brown snoop lion is dumb but dogg is great
At Least It's Better Than Snoop Lion - BeatlesFan1964
He's named this because his mom used to call him that and he used his childhood nickname people don't say nothing if u don't know nothing
How is he not Number one?!?! - RandomUserV 7 Comments
Really? SERIOUSLY!?!?! How dumb. Ol' Dirty Bastard is a GREAT name, isn't it? Don't you just love it? Who wouldn't wanna be called an old unwashed freak?
Very funny and humiliating.
I love his music, but his name is what really bothers me. REST IN PEACE DIRTY!
HE MUST BE HIGH IF HE THINKS THAT'S AN AMAZING, CREATIVE NAME - HufflepuffGeekGirlV 2 Comments
A dumb name after a homosexual superhero from the old Cartoon Network shows!
He also has a nickname baby. Really? What grown man calls himself baby?
Naming himself after a homosexual superhero from an old Adult Swim T.V. show.
Birdman? Really?!?! Bird mans the name of an overrated movieV 3 Comments
Don't come for my boo! Y'all better back off!
By far the worst rapper name ever! I don't care that he was only 8 years old, it's still a horrible name for anyone! - DaWyteNight
Because sometimes they don't come out big.
It’s so bad it goes all around and becomes good!V 1 Comment
it sounds like a person who bashes in babies heads.
Let's vote this so that Eminem gets lower in the list!
I've honsetly never heard of baby bash but the name reeks like dipers lolV 1 Comment
(I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS RAPPER OF MUSIC BEFORE) But if this is REALLY a rapper and his 'chosen' name, than this is dumb! SO STOP, SO HE'S SHORT AND A S*STAIN?! Well done! - marlonacott
No doubt.Shorty sh*tstain from the wu-tang clan affiliate group brooklyn zu has the worst name.
Has to be the stupidest name ever.
whatV 7 Comments
It's not a bad name. It just sounds like anything else you would normally say
Stupid! More like the lame
And we all just lost it
How do you hate on his name? Seriously, his name comes from his hometown, that's loyalty if you ask me
Well The Names Better Than Peanut Butter Wolf. Peanut butter wolf wow
Florida is a state not a town
Its literally just the word Florida but split into an awful rapper that gives Florida a bad name - christangrantV 2 Comments
I was just about to vote for Juicy J until I saw this. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THIS!?V 2 Comments
Was previously thought to have evolved from Charmander the Pokemon.
Sucks to become a chamillionaire if that worth isn't held by gold bars.
HE IS the CHAMILLITARY MAN OK he has a pretty dumb name but you have to admit this guy can rap faster than Usain Bolt on steroids!
It's how you say nose in Romanian, although I'm not sure of the spelling.
perhaps he has no idea...
It's short for his name nasir
I agree,id rather use Nasir than NasV 2 Comments
This name is the stupidest name for a rapper and it suits him because he sucks has a rapper he would be good as a noble mumbler
His name is retarded and it makes no sense and he is ugly.
ya ya ya
If you have the word "Lil" in your rapper name. You will, live a bad
Life. - SoloPotato
Makes absolutely no sense
He's an official for the St. Louis Cardinals? - Mcgillacuddy
Its gotta do with his real name. Marshall Mathers. M^^M. Eminem. Plus you need to have an original name, and this is as original as it gets. - I_Make_U_Cry
Shut up guys he rocks, Why is he on this list, wow he is the best rapper ever. If you say bo to that you must be stupid
Eminem is a very creative rap name, who the heck put it on this list?
I mean, let's be fair here. He shares the same name as a type of candy. Also I'd just like to take this time to say that Skittles are better. - hiphopgodV 17 Comments
Haha he is what Lil Wayne will look like 40 years on lolz. Flava Flav might have been cool in the 70s 80s, but its just whack now. - Hummer09
"that a ass name" what flava do have any cause the only flava girl see in you is your money.
Its my option rappers must get their names by drawing them out of a hat how else do you explain names like DMX, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Peanut Butter wolf & Fava Flav. - egnomac
If only he lived up to his name - VideoGamefan5
If his name is Silento, why isn't he silent? - EpicJake
If only he was silent - christangrant
Its like naming my self OG... he didn't think much...
Desiigner? what's next? Fashiion?
Terrible rapper, but his name is kinda cool.
DMX is one of the greatest of all time but his name isn't that good - venomouskillingmachine
Dark man x... don't c a problem wit it...
What does it stand for :S dirty man xrated :S
This guy must've been pretty stupid to come up with this.
I don't even wanna know...
Only a horny person would come up with this name.
This is beyond humiliating.
What pun are you talking about?
Well its Big Punishemt actually... - oliverpaw
No wonder I've never heard of you... YOUR NAME STINKS
He nicknamed himself the dragon or sumtin like that. That's retarded who does that. - ballaboi17
i dun get it...sysco is just stupid name..
You mean SisqóV 4 Comments
Such a fab rapper even his name is fab oh wait - Ihaskitty1234
Not heard of this one, but it's just a word misspelt. Rubbish!
I don't see much wrong with this name. It's just "exhibit" with the letters changed, sort of like M&M = Eminem and Tupac = 2pac - Mcgillacuddy
Mike probably flunked grammar- not will made it, but make it.
Yes, this is a real MC name.
lol he named himself after an Italian fashion brand... and wow how are nas and 2pac dumb names? they're both just their real names shortened -
Why not try to named himself prada mane or armani boyz. And brick squad it fool dumbest name for rap group.
I heard that Gucci was a name of underwear and mane is hair. His name = Underwear Head - AlphaQ
More like Goofy Mane or Stupid Mane - DaWyteNight
His name sounds like a Muppet character.
The hell kind of retarded name is this?
He's eye is wired
What the hell is a feddy or a wap?
He named himself after Freddy Kruger?!?! Probably twice as scary, though!V 2 Comments
How do we get these people?
Sounds like a racial epithet.
Please kill me
What the actual - HufflepuffGeekGirl
2 Chainz is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
His music is just weird.. - LucyHeartfilia
Why not 3? Or 4? Why stop with the stupid when you've just begun?
"2 chainz but today I got a few on" - DaWyteNightV 1 Comment
This sounds like a slang term for a penis
Jibbs? Jibbs!? WHAT KIND OF RIDUCULOSNESS IS THIS? No, but seriously, this sounds like something in a Dr. Seuss book.V 1 Comment
One that makes me cringe whenever I hear it. Always sounds French to me, like "Tres Songs". It's just awful!
My head hurts every time I hear this name.
This is probably my #1 most hated rapper name. ZERO creativity.V 1 Comment
One would think that the NBA in his new would refer to the basketball league. However, that is not the case here as it means "Never Broke Again". Not only does that make the name long but it also makes him sound stupid with this name. - SelfDestruct
Ja rule suck he doesn't rule anything and Eminem messed up his career by dissesV 1 Comment
What is it supposed to stand for tough pain?
Haha, that's terrible! I heard of a white rapper called T-Lights as well. SmhV 2 Comments
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