Dumbest Real Things Drunk People Have Ever Done

These are some of the real news headlines collected from different sources which tell us about the fantastic acts of these drunk people across the world.

The Top Ten

1 Drunk man "tried to have sex with an ambulance"

I've never been drunk in my life! Maybe I should... haha
And I've noticed that it's all males doing these strange things. I wonder what women do under the influence... - Britgirl

I didn't know heavy drinking could get you find ambulances as "attractive". - Kiteretsunu

Dayyum that ambulance though - MoldySock

2 Drunken man nearly ships self across Pacific

I don't know how he was able to achieve this feat. Probably drinking can really make you do wonders. - Kiteretsunu

3 Georgia man runs into burning home to save beer

Just how dear this beer bottle could have been for this gentleman has been clearly explained here. - Kiteretsunu

It's sad how insane drinking can make you. This is literally the dumbest thing I've heard all day. - RockFashionista

My beer! I love you! I would never let you burn cause you're so expensive! - funnyuser

4 Drunk safari guide charges wild elephant

So drunk men are brave too! And I would love to see the elephant's reaction. - Kiteretsunu

5 Drunk man arrested nude in a neighbor's dryer

He must have been looking for clothes!

6 Drunk Australian man tries to ride a crocodile

Go Crocky! Go! You can do this! - Kiteretsunu

7 Drunk man falls asleep on top of a horse

Oh!.. Um... such a warm cosy bed. - Kiteretsunu

8 Drunk man arrested with a zebra and a parrot in car
9 Drunk man rides horse into bank

Officers will be looking for the plate number - MasterJamezZXQ

Hey! You guys don't have a horse parking here. - Kiteretsunu

Robbing this bank would be some ordeal. - PositronWildhawk

10 Drunk man rescued from chimney

I think our acrobatic instincts get activated after we get drunk. But when we come back to our senses..."HELP! " - Kiteretsunu

Drunk man? No, that was Santa Claus you idiots - TwilightKitsune

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1. Drunken man nearly ships self across Pacific
2. Drunk man "tried to have sex with an ambulance"
3. Georgia man runs into burning home to save beer


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