Dumbest Real Things Drunk People Have Ever DoneKiteretsunu These are some of the real news headlines collected from different sources which tell us about the fantastic acts of these drunk people across the world.
The Top Ten
I've never been drunk in my life! Maybe I should... haha
And I've noticed that it's all males doing these strange things. I wonder what women do under the influence... - Britgirl
I didn't know heavy drinking could get you find ambulances as "attractive". - Kiteretsunu
Dayyum that ambulance though - MoldySock
I don't know how he was able to achieve this feat. Probably drinking can really make you do wonders. - Kiteretsunu
Just how dear this beer bottle could have been for this gentleman has been clearly explained here. - Kiteretsunu
It's sad how insane drinking can make you. This is literally the dumbest thing I've heard all day. - RockFashionista
My beer! I love you! I would never let you burn cause you're so expensive! - funnyuser
So drunk men are brave too! And I would love to see the elephant's reaction. - Kiteretsunu
He must have been looking for clothes!
Go Crocky! Go! You can do this! - Kiteretsunu
Oh!.. Um... such a warm cosy bed. - Kiteretsunu
Officers will be looking for the plate number - MasterJamezZXQ
Hey! You guys don't have a horse parking here. - Kiteretsunu
Robbing this bank would be some ordeal. - PositronWildhawk
I think our acrobatic instincts get activated after we get drunk. But when we come back to our senses..."HELP! " - Kiteretsunu
Drunk man? No, that was Santa Claus you idiots - TwilightKitsune
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2. Drunk man "tried to have sex with an ambulance"
3. Georgia man runs into burning home to save beer