Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call 911

The Top Ten
1 There is an ant on your bed

VIOLENT STYLE!
KILL IT! Put it in a grave! Dig it up. Kill the grave too! Now throw it off a balcony!

Fluttershy Style.
Take care of it. After a month, it needs to go back to its family. Let it free into soft grass.

I think you shouldn't call the police because there is an ant on your bed. I mean... it's just an ant! The ant won't rob you or anything (unless it's a fire ant. )

Ah it going to kill you yeah right

Big deal, 1 ant is harmless

2 Someone stole your pen or pencil

Punch him then steal it back

This one is just plain dumb!

Get another one then

Just get another one

3 Someone stole your cookie

This isn't stupid, this is robbery. You payed for that cookie, it's illegal to steal it.

Then get another cookie.

4 An ant ate your doughnut

Who cares, I claim strict ownership of that doughnut!

Who would expect the police to arrest an ant.

What is up with ants

Is the person who made this list a troll? Nobody would come up with something so dumb!
^0_0^

5 To insult the operator

Caller : " You are horrible. You should work at Wal-Mart instead of being who you are.
Operator : No, Wal-Mart is horrible. Any other options?
Caller : McDonalds?
Operator : I hate kids.
Caller : Fine, your out of luck.
Operator : Thanks, I don't like what I do, I shall be a band director.
Caller : good choice.
Operator : I do need a real job.
Caller : Or, an expert video game tester!
Operator : Perfect. Let me ask if I can quit.
Caller :...
Operator : I can't, there's an emergency.
Caller : good luck! Will you be here tomorrow?
Operator : no, I'm leaving.
Caller : whatever, bye!

6 Someone shot an ant with a gun

That wouldn't really matter. There are millions of them everywhere.

Why would you shoot an ant with a gun? Can't you just step on it?!

Even a bullet is bigger than a ant.

What's with ants and this list?

7 To invite them for apple pie

Inviting them for chicken pot pie is stupider!

Well it's nice but still.

8 Someone stole your Lego pieces

They are weapons of mass destruction, after all.

At least you don't have to worry about Lego pain.

9 Someone touched your food
10 Help with a math problem

Oh, ha ha! I remember watching this on YouTube, it was hilarious!

A 4 year old MORON did that once!

The Contenders
11 To tell them you're out of hairspray
12 A robber stole your broken old phone

It doesn't work anymore! So why? Unless that's your only phone then it would be a nightmare.

But the robber might come back after he realises that. Precaution is the best safety.

No it's good! The phone might be antique!

13 Your dog ate your sandwich
14 You find a hat that no one owns
15 You got Shreked

Operator:911 what is your emergency? Caller:I got Sherked Operator:What does that mean?

16 To get tacos
17 Your mum puts cheese in her panties
18 Someone stole your illegal drugs

You would get arrested for having illegal drugs.

19 Someone shot you in the forehead
20 Young Boys and Girls are having a party
21 Someone pooped on you

And why would they?!

22 Justin Bieber is in your house

This is actually a very good reason to call 911! It's an emergency! This is worse than a fire in your house!

Actually a good reason. He is a hated person!

23 Someone threatened queen Elsa

That's something caps girl would do.

24 The world has run out of surprisingly intelligent ants
25 We ran out of ketchup

Diary of a Wimpy Kid reference.

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