Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call 911
VIOLENT STYLE!
KILL IT! Put it in a grave! Dig it up. Kill the grave too! Now throw it off a balcony!
Fluttershy Style.
Take care of it. After a month, it needs to go back to its family. Let it free into soft grass.
I think you shouldn't call the police because there is an ant on your bed. I mean... it's just an ant! The ant won't rob you or anything (unless it's a fire ant. )
Ah it going to kill you yeah right
Big deal, 1 ant is harmless
Punch him then steal it back
This one is just plain dumb!
Get another one then
Just get another one
This isn't stupid, this is robbery. You payed for that cookie, it's illegal to steal it.
Then get another cookie.
Who cares, I claim strict ownership of that doughnut!
Who would expect the police to arrest an ant.
What is up with ants
Is the person who made this list a troll? Nobody would come up with something so dumb!
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Caller : " You are horrible. You should work at Wal-Mart instead of being who you are.
Operator : No, Wal-Mart is horrible. Any other options?
Caller : McDonalds?
Operator : I hate kids.
Caller : Fine, your out of luck.
Operator : Thanks, I don't like what I do, I shall be a band director.
Caller : good choice.
Operator : I do need a real job.
Caller : Or, an expert video game tester!
Operator : Perfect. Let me ask if I can quit.
Caller :...
Operator : I can't, there's an emergency.
Caller : good luck! Will you be here tomorrow?
Operator : no, I'm leaving.
Caller : whatever, bye!
That wouldn't really matter. There are millions of them everywhere.
Why would you shoot an ant with a gun? Can't you just step on it?!
Even a bullet is bigger than a ant.
What's with ants and this list?
Inviting them for chicken pot pie is stupider!
Well it's nice but still.
They are weapons of mass destruction, after all.
At least you don't have to worry about Lego pain.
Oh, ha ha! I remember watching this on YouTube, it was hilarious!
A 4 year old MORON did that once!
It doesn't work anymore! So why? Unless that's your only phone then it would be a nightmare.
But the robber might come back after he realises that. Precaution is the best safety.
No it's good! The phone might be antique!
Operator:911 what is your emergency? Caller:I got Sherked Operator:What does that mean?
You would get arrested for having illegal drugs.
And why would they?!
This is actually a very good reason to call 911! It's an emergency! This is worse than a fire in your house!
Actually a good reason. He is a hated person!
That's something caps girl would do.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid reference.