Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital

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The Top Ten

1 Your parent is forcing you to do your homework

Parent: do your homework!
(You call 999 for the hospital)
Person on other end of line: why are you calling the hospital?
You: my parents are making me do my homework!

2 You don't know what 0 + 0 is

Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?
You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.

3 Your toy broke

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: a 4x2 flat Lego brick broke.

4 You posted a selfie on Facebook

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I posted an selfie on Facebook
*Hospital hangs up*
Person : Hello? - JaysTop10List

5 Your Kindle Fire is dead

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: my tablet's run out of battery?

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : *Sobs* My kindle fire is dead.
Hospital : Haven't you heard an invention called a charger? - JaysTop10List

6 You're about to take a shower

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.
Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked. - JaysTop10List

There's only one legit reason for this:

Hospital: What's the emergency?
You: Help, I've slipped and fallen while getting in the shower and I can't get up!

7 You want to chat about Justin Bieber
8 Someone touched me!
9 Your favorite song is playing on the radio

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!
Hospital : Oh brother - JaysTop10List

10 You got a B in math

The Contenders

11 You didn't know the hospitals number

Hospital: How can I help?
Person: I don't know the number to the hospital... Please help me.
Hospital:...
Person: HELP ME!
Hospital: This is the hospital...
Person: But what is the number?
Hospital: YOUR CALLING IT RIGHT NOW!
Person: NO I CALLED 911!
Hospital: -_- - gdvirus

12 You're about to wash your clothes

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!
Hospital : Really? - JaysTop10List

13 You feel like calling the hospital
14 You are calling your friend
15 You're lonely
16 To make sure they're doing okay
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