Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital
The Top Ten
1 Your parent is forcing you to do your homework
2 You don't know what 0 + 0 is
Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?
You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.
3 Your Kindle Fire is dead
4 Your toy broke
5 You posted a selfie on Facebook
Hospital: what's wrong?
You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!
6 You're about to take a shower
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.
Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked.
7 You want to chat about Justin Bieber
8 Someone touched me!
9 Your favorite song is playing on the radio
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!
Hospital : Oh brother
10 You got a B in math
Kid:calls hospital
Hospital:what’s your emergency
Kid:I got a b in math and b is for beating u have to help
My ass is deformed
The Contenders
11 You didn't know the hospitals number
12 You're about to wash your clothes
Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!
Hospital : Really?
13 You feel like calling the hospital
The most reasonable.
14 You are calling your friend
15 You're lonely
16 To make sure they're doing okay
17 You stubbed your toe
18 You stepped on a lego brick
19 To tell them a joke
20 You kissed a girl but didn't like it
21 The police station was closed
22 For a small cut
23 You pooped your pants
24 To ask for the hospital's phone number
25 To ask if you can draw a picture of a mouse
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