Top 10 Dumbest Reasons to Call the Hospital

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The Top Ten

1 Your parent is forcing you to do your homework

Parent: do your homework!
(You call 999 for the hospital)
Person on other end of line: why are you calling the hospital?
You: my parents are making me do my homework!

Hospital: What is your emergency?
You: Mommy is making me do homework and I don’t know how to do it.
Hospital: What kind of homework is it?
You: Math. I’m learning calculus.
Hospital: Oh, that! *Hangs up* - 3DG20

2 You don't know what 0 + 0 is

Hospital: why are you calling the hospital?
You: do you know what zero add zero is? I'm not very good at maths.

3 Your toy broke

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: a 4x2 flat Lego brick broke.

4 You posted a selfie on Facebook

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: I posted a selfie on facebook that didn't get any likes!

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I posted an selfie on Facebook
*Hospital hangs up*
Person : Hello? - JaysTop10List

Hospital: What is your emergency?
You: I just posted a pooping selfie on Facebook. Care to check it out?
Hospital: Oh my god! So hot!
You: Wait, seriously?!
Hospital: Yeah.
You: But I was kidding you sicko! *Hangs up* - 3DG20

5 Your Kindle Fire is dead

Hospital: what's wrong?
You: my tablet's run out of battery?

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : *Sobs* My kindle fire is dead.
Hospital : Haven't you heard an invention called a charger? - JaysTop10List

Hospital: Now what do you want?
You: My Kindle Fire is dead.
Hospital: If you’re asking me to come to another one of your stupid funerals, it’s a no. *Hangs up*
You: *Cries* - 3DG20

6 You're about to take a shower

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Hi, I'm about to take a shower.
Hospital : What's next? You're going to tell me that you're completely naked. - JaysTop10List

Hospital: What’s your emergency?
You: I’m about to take a shower. Wanna join?
Hospital: Hell yeah! - 3DG20

There's only one legit reason for this:

Hospital: What's the emergency?
You: Help, I've slipped and fallen while getting in the shower and I can't get up!

7 You want to chat about Justin Bieber

Hospital: I swear to god! This call better be important!
You: It is, I promise.
Hospital: Fine.
You: Do you like Justin Bieb-
Hospital: *Hangs up* - 3DG20

8 Someone touched me!

Hospital: What now?
You: Someone touched me!
Hospital: In what manner?
You: What do you mean?
Hospital: How did they touch you? Was it sexually or-
You: No, they just touched me!
Hospital: Alright listen, we don’t have time for you today. You’re preventing us from getting to the thousands of real emergencies.
You: But this is a real emergency! They gave me cooties!
Hospital: Goodbye.
You: NO NO NO NO-
Hospital: *Hangs up* - 3DG20

9 Your favorite song is playing on the radio

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : Get the ambulance, Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is playing on the radio!
Hospital : Oh brother - JaysTop10List

AAAH! American Girl by Tom petty is playing! Gotta call 911! - galaxyfox

What? - Userguy44

Hospital: What is your emergency?
You: Well, it’s not really an emergency, but the greatest song ever is playing on the radio and I just needed someone to cherish the moment with me because I don’t have any other friends?
Hospital: What song is it?
You: “Baby” by Justin Bieber.
Hospital: *Hangs up* - 3DG20

10 You got a B in math

Hospital: If you call us one more time, I swear to go-
You: No, it’s an actual emergency this time.
Hospital: Fine, what is it?
You: I got a B in math and-
Hospital: *Hangs up*
You: Son of a bitch! *Calls them back*
Hospital: I told you not to call us again!
You: You didn’t even give me a chance to finish my sentence. I was going to say I got a B in math and my mom hit me with a belt so hard that I couldn’t sit for a week now and going for not getting an A+.
Hospital: Good! You deserved it. *Hangs up*
You: Well, looks like I’m suing their asses. - 3DG20

The Contenders

11 You didn't know the hospitals number

Hospital: How can I help?
Person: I don't know the number to the hospital... Please help me.
Hospital:...
Person: HELP ME!
Hospital: This is the hospital...
Person: But what is the number?
Hospital: YOUR CALLING IT RIGHT NOW!
Person: NO I CALLED 911!
Hospital: -_- - gdvirus

12 You're about to wash your clothes

Hospital : What's the emergency?
Person : I'm washing my dirty undies!
Hospital : Really? - JaysTop10List

13 You feel like calling the hospital
14 You're lonely
15 You are calling your friend
16 To make sure they're doing okay
17 You stepped on a lego brick
18 To tell them a joke
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