Top Ten Dumbest Reasons Why People Say SpongeBob Sucks

The Top Ten

1 They think SpongeBob and Patrick annoy Squidward on purpose

I think they do, someone should make a theory about it.

I don't think that SpongeBob and Patrick mean to annoy Squidward. Often, their intentions are good. The duo is innocently insensitive, but I am more upset with people demonizing the writers. (I had to say that because I just hate how people are so evil towards them, especially when you consider the fact that I follow a few of them on Twitter and one follows me back. That's like having your best friend or family member get insulted.) - Murvine_Taylor

Honestly, I Hate SpongeBob And Patrick, I mean if they are accidentally hurting squidward, Maybe THEY WOULD NOTICE THAT SQUIDWARD HATES IT, and don't get me started on the other fish... - DapperPickle

"SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes" - Puga

2 They simply don't like new things

People judge new SpongeBob on just a few episodes. Whenever somebody says that they don't like modern SpongeBob, they always just mention One Coarse Meal. - RalphBob

People who don't like the new SpongeBob aren't true SpongeBob fans. - cosmo

We do like SpongeBob. We just don't like seeing infected splinters or characters trying to drive each other to suicide on our favorite show.

Everone hates mosern spongebob because a phew bad episodes so they start hateing on it

3 They think it should have ended in 2004

It should have, and actually, even Stephen Hillenburg, the creator himself wanted to end it after the first movie, but Nickelodeon had other plans, because why would they end a show that was making them the most money? - 3DG20

It should've ended after Season 1. None of this One Coarse Meal, Toenail, A Pal For Gary.

SpongeBob is one of the stupidest cartoons made in the late 90s. It had funny bits like the jellyfish, fun song, and Plankton.

And it should've. Undeniably. - Puga

4 They don't like SpongeBob's voice

That's coming from a grown man who plays Minecraft.

His voice isn't bad.

Mainly because SpongeBobs new voice truly is annoying. - Minecraftcrazy530

Then you are going to hate mine because I my voice is high pitched like post-movie SpongeBob's, you know, when I squeal over cute and adorable kitties. - Murvine_Taylor

5 They don't like the character designs

Well, I Do Think They Put WAY Too Much Wrinkles On One-Time Characters. - DapperPickle

Yea just like in season 7

American cartoons did go crap in the 90s.

Yeah I do.

6 They just want SpongeBob to die

Sounds like Mrs. Puff in Demolition Doofus, but I'm more upset with the post-movie haters wanting the writers to die. - Murvine_Taylor


7 They think Patrick is a jerk

That’s because he is a jerk. Yeah, he was in the earlier seasons too, but now, he has little to no empathy for others, does more harm than good, and is just a selfish, unlikeable prick. - 3DG20

Patrick IS a jerk. He becomes a prick to SpongeBob and gets what he wants. The world does not revolve around him.

He's stupid. That's what he always was. Some things he does is what makes you think that he's a jerk, but he is really just being stupid. Stuck in the Wringer and Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom for two hopefully obvious examples. - Jasmine21064

He kind of is.

Pet Sitter Pat
Stuck in the Wringer
The Card
Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom
I'm With Stupid
The Googly Artiste
Karate Star
Yours Mine and Mine
Pat No Pay
Oral Report... - Puga

8 They don't like the writers

They don't just dislike them, they HATE them. On Twitter, people were harassing Casey Alexander. It makes me so furious when people tell the writers to burn in hell, etc. It's fine if they hate the New SpongeBob, but wanting the writers dead or tortured is harsh. - Murvine_Taylor

Agreed, and that's coming from someone who likes the first 3 seasons. - IcetailofWishClan

I don't like some of the writers like Zeus Cervas but I still watch the show - Joansb

How could anyone like Zeus Cervas? - Puga

Casey Alexander and Zeus Cervas? Hate both of them. - Turkeyasylum

9 They think the world is out to get Squidward
10 They think Squidward and Gary are the only likeable characters

Other than Plankton, this is pretty much true. - 3DG20

Well, now that's not true. Plankton? - Puga

I like all the characters in the show.

The Only Characters We Like Are The Abused Ones:
Squidward and
Gary - DapperPickle

The Contenders

11 They've only seen the newer episodes

I've seen it when it started, and it was stupid but watchable but I wouldn't watch it nowadays.

12 They think SpongeBob is ugly

Honestly hate videos on youtube that make spongebib stupid and evil and most think he is ugly by makeing him look ugly he is actually kinda cute and normal for his self

13 They have overly high expectations and complain that the show isn't as good as its predecessor, Rocko's Modern Life
14 They think Squidward is the one who tortures SpongeBob and Patrick

There actually are some who think this, but it's the other way around. - Goatworlds

Squidward does occasionally torture Spongebob and/or Patrick. And that's ALWAYS on purpose!

You people are liars.

15 They say it is for babies
16 They say kids only like it because it's Spongebob not because of episodes, movies.
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