Top Ten Dumbest Religions

The Top Ten
1 Islam

There's no such thing as moderate Islam. You're either a Muslim (an intolerant and violent in though and action) or you're what Muhammad called himself, hypocrites. There's no such thing as promoting peace in Islam, it does but divide even their own people. Sunni Islam is by far the most vile practice of this religion. They're told to lie for Islam's sake. And their only goal in this life is to conquer the world with this totalitarian, intolerant, violent, hateful, genocidal and sexist (more than any other religion) ideology. You can't be a good person and be a real Muslim too, it's just conflictual. Usually those good people cherry pick what is in Islam and say ignorant things like it's a religion of peace. Look in the comments, how much pissed Muslims cursed those who don't share their ideology. Radical Islam is getting bigger and bigger. One day, when radical Islam will be the vast majority, you will realize that this is the most disgusting religion of all. Stupid brainwashed people, and there's no such thing as critical thinking in Islam. And we thought that Nazis were the worst, hum, just wait and watch.

2 Scientology

This should, honestly, be first. It was invented by an author in 1954. Last time I checked, making up a bunch of stories about aliens. According to WIkipedia,

"75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. The thetans then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to do this today."

That doesn't even make sense! Also, the top question isn't answered: Where did life come from? Where did Earth come from? Any religion that can't answer these two questions is false.

Religion only creates fights among people and no one has ever seen or proved that there is God! But scientists have proved many things that seemed impossible to do. And if you follow one God it is natural that you be proud of that God and not like others. So instead of following God follow science. Science is the only thing that has brought in this world technology and better Living standards not God! So believe in yourself believe in your work your life..

3 Satanism

Satanism in the modern sense does not exist. The term origenated when secret societies in Europe began forming with ideologies and teachings different than that of the Catholic Church (The Nights Templar, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, etc). They wernt Satan worshipers, they were just people who thought that the church was corrupt (which they were at the time) and sought to learn more about science and other "unchristian" subjects. As a method of stopping people from joining them, the church burnt them on the stake and called them Satanists as a method of associating them with evil. Eventually the groups went into hiding and over hundreds of years the Church's propaganda became so deeply rooted in western culture that most people thought that Satanists really worshiped Satin. But to say that Satanists really were (an are) devil worshipers would be to say the same thing about people like Galileo, George Washington, Ben Franklin and Leonardo de Vinci.
Anyways, the whole concept of Satin is stupid. There is no absolute evil in the real world. Everyone has a reason to do things, even if it involves killing people (not that killing people is a good thing, it's just that people always have some reason to do it).

4 Mormonism

Not only were there inconsistencies within scripture, but Joseph Smith literally "translated golden plates" using a stone in a hat in which he placed his head in. also no one was allowed to see until one day "god" gave joseph smith the right to show witnesses the golden plates who soon left to believe in other religions. One of the biggest downfalls in a lot of peoples' belief in the LDS church is when The Book of Abraham that came from something called a papyrus that was "translated" by Joseph Smith at the time and no one could disprove it because ancient egyptian hieroglyphs weren't able to be translated yet. The Papyrus was soon discovered in I think the 1970's well after we had discovered the rosetta stone which had taught us how to basically translate hieroglyphs. When given to professionals, they found that it was some ancient burial ritual that had nothing to do with the story of Abraham and dated way before even the book of Genesis. Book of Mormon was based in the americas and archaeological evidence proved that these people indeed did NOT exist during this time frame. Many different animals mentioned in the Book of Mormon didn't inhabit the americas and different materials were also not used. I mean if you all want to believe in a religion where a 14 year old boy claimed to have met god in a forest and told him to start his own religion which has basically been proven false then go ahead

5 Amish

It is an variant of the Mennonite branch of Christianity - not surprisingly most commenters have little idea how it works. Just one quick note - they don't reject all technology and may use it as needed. Not in their homes however. Visit an Amish area and see how windmills have been replaced by solar panels. And many, if not most families have cell phones, and quite a few computers with WiFi. The Amish Mafia is totally fake, but ironically there are actual Amish Web dating sites.

Amish is a lifestyle who put this here! I respect the Amish even if their ways are kinda dumb. There's nothing wrong with them, they just don't like the way society is run nowadays, and quite honestly... I can't argue

I live in northern Indiana and there's a lot of them around here. For fun some people get thick metal fence posts and get in a truck bed. They pull up next to a buggy and throw the fence post in the spokes of the wheel and it destroys the wheel and they have to pull over.

6 Christianity

You people curse Islam still we respect Christianity, yes we do! But, if you don't respect us, fine, we will tolerate every bad thing say about us. It's just because of one idiotic dog called Bin Laden who didn't understand the message of Allah and started killing innocent people like a mad man... And who are the people to take the blame... ALL the Muslims. Look at what Christianity has done, they forced people to lead the Christianity in the slavery times. And today... all the innocent Muslims have to suffer like mad... when a child is a Muslim and he/she goes to school people laugh at them, people discriminate them, people just act like DOGS. Islam is a religion of peace, love, freedom. I totally agree that Bin Laden is a idiot, but why does the whole Islamic community have to pay for that? Are we the ones that have done wrong? Did we send Bin Laden to kill people? No!... But what can I say... Forgive me if I've said something that's hard, I have a lot of respect for the Christians, but sometimes you just have to open your mouth and scream for your right!

7 Raelism

What kind of religion is this by the way?

Because it bad

8 Wicca

Their belief is based upon the four ancient elements of nature ; water, air, earth and fire. My question is why is that dumb? I'm not a wicca but I can understand their beliefs for those natural forces. It's not because this is more ancient than the current ( but also old beliefs ) religions that it means that it is dumb.

I am offended. The living should join together, not kill each other. Being a Wicca is almost a gift and it helps you, the people, and the environment. It means you can be who you want and make up your own rules but be nice. We are one with nature. Wicca is NOT dumb.

I have nothing against helping and protecting the environment, but worshipping it? No offense Wiccans.

9 Sikhism

Sikhism is brilliant. It is one of the most peace-loving, equality-respecting, forward-looking religions ever. Anyone who thinks Sikhism is dumb should go visit a Sikh temple and eat with the Sikhs in the langar while they give you free food and welcome you to their community. By the way, I am not Sikh.

Ok this one is a bit stupid but not as much as Hinduism. So anyway you can only follow one religon not half this or half that. Well this religon does that so it's a combination of Islam and Hindu. Wait a polythestic religon and a mono? Yes that's a dumb combo. And why do I guys like your hair so much. It's even worse than Jesse kateopolis from full house.

This is not dumb it says that men and women have equal rights and how the hell is it dumb?

10 Shinto

Its Japanese so its bad

Same me to brother

The Contenders
11 Bohra Muslims

What the flip is this? Just another addition to the list so people can bash another faith even more? Til now I have not heard of Bohra

12 Judaism

No religion that has a basis and teaches to be a good person is bad in my eyes. I believe all religions are ok, out of all of them I think atheism is dumb. And I don't necessarily say not believing in God or whatever, is what's stupid. They talk about not forcing views on others and do it themselves. That in and of itself is dumb. I believe in science, and all of the evolution stuff. Evolution to a degree can be proven. Humans and beasts adapt to their environment to survive over time. That is evolution. I think mocking And belittling others faiths is dumb. Christians do it too. Basically doing that is hypocrisy. All religions have one common principle. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Even Satanism follows the principle. Which modern day idea most people have of satanism is entirely wrong. It's not necessarily worship of the devil, as much as it is teaching indulgence vs abstinence. No faith is dumb the fighting of which one is right is though. It's like fighting over who has the biggest penis. The fact that you are fighting over something so personal says something About you.

13 Hinduism Hinduism is an Indian religion or dharma, a religious and universal order to which Hindus abide. It is the world's third-largest religion, with over 1.2 billion followers, or 15–16% of the global population, known as Hindus. The word Hindu is an exonym, and while Hinduism has been called the oldest religion in the world, many practitioners refer to their religion as Sanātana Dharma, which refers... read more

All the way it is a added opinion, Hinduism is oldest religion the oldest people on the earth were the people of the harappan civilization they were the Hindus they worshipped the great god shiva, the aryans, the race to which the most of the people belong to, , they were the Hindus they worshipped the great god shiva, if you oppose Hinduism then you probably don'tknow about it, that how great is this religion, the practices that people have made are made by them only not by god, sanskrit is the oldest language, from which all the languages have been originated.

It is not a religion. It is self contradictory. Few Hindus talk about non-violence and vegetarianism, while same people also believe in animal sacrifice and offering meat to goddess. It is confused religion, do not have its own doctrines. Most of its temples and literature are stolen from Dravidian Sramanic ( non-vedic) culture.

14 Buddhism

Birth in this world especially as humen is endowed with sufferings. But happiness you can emulate with God's blessings and by understanding the teachings of Bhudda. Main causes of humen sufferings are only two. Unawareness and greediness. By minimising these two one can reduce the humen sufferings to the maximum extent. And enhance the happiness in life follow only the eight steps. Good way of thinking, good way of living, good way of earning, etc. Then finally, Bhuddan saranam katchami (believe in Bhudda as a historical humen lived in this world some 5000 years back). Dharmam saranam katchami (do possible charities) and Sangam saranam katchami (support the endowments which are involved in propagating the techings of Bhudda)... Such is the simple but very much scientificcally and logistically evolved religion in this world for peaceful living in this world.

15 Jehovah's Witnesses

The claim they have the same bible as Christian and they didn't change anything yet every place it says lord or God it says jehovah instead. (Also the missing books which I won't get into) Another thing is they don't even acknowledge the fact that God's real name isn't jehovah it's YHWH or Yahweh someone just translated it into jehovah.

I think the fact that the royal commission had to investigate these people for covering up CHILD ABUSE is sickening. I believe this is truly the dumbest religion

FYI I am one and I am VERY happy to be one. So you guys should not be insulting us, or any religion just because it has different customs and beliefs from yours.

16 Jediism

This should be number 1! It's hard to believe that this is being beaten by Islam, even as a Protestant Christian. At least it has a more decent foundation, Jediism is just based on a movie series, created by MAN!

Pretty dumb to me, no one should be making a religion out of Star Wars and people say it's also about islam too, what? You can't put 2 religions into 1

What Star Wars is a religion!

17 Bahá'í Faith
18 Pastafarianism

Actually in the seventh season of Sabrina The Teenage Witch she was well accidentally wearing colander on her head. "I'm not a lunatic" When she was doing a clear out with Roxie, Morgan and Harvey. She was going down the street and people from Scorch saw her and she mentioned about Rings of Saturn to them.
That was before Pastafarianism existed. Before The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The church to go too sounds ok, just a wacky God.
Their version of pirates seem more like Jack Sparrow than real pirates.
They still celebrate Christmas its just called Holiday in December.

A joke religion because of trying to put the Bible into Science classes in school. But now some people out there really believe there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

19 Jainism

I am proud to be born in Jain family and being a Jain.

Live and Let Live is the message from Lord Mahavir Swami. This message itself is a great philosophy and I believe the true answer to solve the world's all problems. If one live and let others live will create an environment where all living beings can live with harmony.

Mahatma Gandhi's guru was a Jain monk and he taught him path of Non-Violence. Gandhi did experiment using philosophy of Non-Violence and made a power, land, material hungry British regime to its knees without even throwing a stone.

Jainism is a way of living and all teachings, practices are based on science. People may feel that practicing Jainism way in life is difficult, but I would like that try for few months and see the result.

This religion do not ask anyone to wear some specific clothes, swords, beards. It does not dictates to pray any specific time of day. It does not forces to go to temples, mosques etc. The religious books do not mention any specific rituals for pray or events.

It has only one small sentence - LIVE AND LET LIVE, which covers up whole book, gives path for life.

20 Mennonite
21 Zoroastrianism

The Iranians were actually "Zoroastrian". Their book is "Avesta" and it is similar to "Veda" to some extent. It used to be great religion. Islam was forced on them. Don't you see Iranians are slightly different than the typical followers of Islam? They were visionaries, poets, philosophers etc...

22 Taoism
23 Baptist

Is this even a religion?

24 Muslim

They are crazy

25 Iglesia ni Cristo

This "church" is a money making scam of the Manalo family; one of whom has continuously held the position of executive minister since it's founding by the lead scammer Felix Ysagun Manalo. It has a moronic set of doctrines based largely on Felix's poor understanding of English idioms used in bible translations as well as his liberal twisting and omitting context to make "prophecy" seem to apply to him. INC also is super focused on obedience and offerings $$$.

People hate this religion for bible translates being incorrect, They don't even notice that the translation was just something to make it clear, Sad...

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