Top Ten Dumbest Song Titles

The Top Ten

1 Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em

Ok, I'll kiss you thru the phone. Your lips feel like metal...

Haha! Funny comment! Your lips feel like metal! - Britgirl

2 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Possibly the best metal/rock related song ever (i know its grunge, I'm not retarded) but obviously Kurt was on drugs,"we can plant a house, we can build a tree. I don't really care, we could do all three" and you can also tell he was on drugs when he shot his brains out because of good ol' Washington State meth and cocain and heroin and weed (weed isn't a big deal but its a drug) - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Actually the song name was thought of by Kurt because when he was a kid one of his friends wrote "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall, now it makes sense...

Great song, stupid name. - luisprado

3 Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Far East Movement for life!

4 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

Hips don't lie, eh? In that case I won't listen to a word that comes from your curry hole anymore! - Britgirl

5 The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers
6 Umbrella - Rihanna

Rihanna's music is boring.

I used to like this song. - Luckys

She could have called the song "STANDING IN THE RAIN UNDER MY UMBRELLA"

Boring, plus dumbest song in the history of this industry. She plays with the umbrella and humps on it. I ain't touching that umbrella with herpes on it. Yuck!

7 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

An example of lazy song writing.

I guess she's mocking her boyfriend. - funnyuser

8 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

It's so I don't know... weird! IT mostly talking about her boyfriend and not taking a selfie. IT just seems like that. Seriously #selfie! - funnyuser

If it were not for the ridiculous hashtag, this ridiculous song would not exist. - PositronWildhawk

9 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This is put on the list mainly because that Nicki is the real stupid hoe here. - ReakMayhem

She's so conceited, she wrote a song about herself.

Dummest title for a song sing Lil Mama and her dumb Lip Gloss song!

10 DJ Got Us Fallin in Love - Usher

How does the DJ get you two falling in love?

The Contenders

11 Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith

This is a really dumb song and song title! - funnyuser

Sounds like a gay title. - Userguy44

12 Baby - Justin Bieber

Baby - by a baby. Oh how frightfully apt! - Britgirl

The problem is that we are now listing the dumbest song titles, not the worst songs. - Alkadikce

Justin Bieber:Baby, Baby Baby, Oh

Shut up and die, Mr.Bieber!

13 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

What!? This song is awesome. You guys are crazy

This song is annyoing...

14 Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
15 Tastes Like Kevin Bacon - iwrestledabearonce

I think this is almost worse than Baby! Remember that this is song titles not songs! - funnyuser

Oh, by the way this isn't worst songs ever. It's dumbest song titles. READ THE DARN LIST TITLE!

16 E.T. - Katy Perry

I never found why this song is called ET. But this song is amazing.

This is the best ever song in the world but E. T means
E - Extra
T - Terrestial

17 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

That's one long name - Ihaskitty1234

18 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

Terrible lyrics!

Stupidest title and dumb� - st song ever

What the...
and screw Tyga he just made it worse

19 Bill Gates - Lil Wayne
20 Swang - Rae Sremmurd
21 Alex Descends Into Hell for a Bottle of Milk - U2

When I was scrolling through and saw this I thought "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TITLE?! "

22 Fatal Foot Fetish - Macabre
23 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

That's actually pretty funny. - RogerMcBaloney

24 The Time (Dirty Bit) - The Black Eyed Peas
25 Waka Waka - Shakira

Did Shakira just turn into Pacman?

26 Starships - Nicki Minaj

Duh, we all know starships were meant to fly, you hoe

Nicki minaj can't rap to save her life.

27 N***** In Paris - Kanye West

Kanye, nobody cares if you're in Paris

What about An American In Paris? - Alkadikce

Ninnys in Paris?

28 Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger
29 Friday - Rebecca Black

When I listened to this song, my ears hurt. Even Nicki Minaj sounds good compared to this.

What's wrong with the title? - Alkadikce

30 Perfume - Britney Spears

I bet her album is called makeup - Ihaskitty1234

And I thought lip gloss was a terrible name for a song.

31 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo
32 Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over - The Devil Wears Prada
33 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin

This is a weird name

34 Yahhh! - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
35 Van Full of Retards - A*** C***

Well, at least this is one of their more pleasant song titles. - PositronWildhawk

36 Big Weenie - Eminem

This man is a "Big Weenie" himself. LOL😆😆😆

37 Body Like a Back Road - Sam Hunt
38 I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man
39 The Continuing Story of Bungalo Bill - The Beatles

This is one of the worst songs ever! Same with obladi oblada. John Lennon was extremely drunk when he wrote this song

40 Hey John What's Your Name Again - The Devil Wears Prada

It is just so random. They never mention John in the song.

41 Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett
42 Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift

Why the hell would you wanna write a song about a talentless country singer who sings "got Lil Wayne pumpin' on my ipod! "

43 Jenny From the Block - Jennifer Lopez
44 Gangnam Style - PSY
45 Thoia Thoing - R. Kelly
46 You - Lloyd

This song ducks because Lil Wayne ruined it beca use of his ugly voice.

Too simple. - Userguy44

47 Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin') - T-Pain
48 Hell Yeah - Ginuwine
49 H.Y.F.R. (Hell Yeah F***** Right) - Drake

What does hell yeah f***** right even mean? It just sounds like two different sentences put together. I really don't get it. It is a good song though. Some people are just voting for songs they don't like, instead of weird song titles. I honestly don't see anything weird about a song being called "Baby" or "Friday".

50 Lip Gloss - Lil Mama

She's the only person in music biz this stupid to give a song a name like this.

Always rapping about makeup products! I mean what's her album called "EYE SHADOW"

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