Top Ten Dumbest Song Titles


The Top Ten

1 Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em

Ok, I'll kiss you thru the phone. Your lips feel like metal...

Haha! Funny comment! Your lips feel like metal! - Britgirl

2 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Possibly the best metal/rock related song ever (i know its grunge, I'm not retarded) but obviously Kurt was on drugs,"we can plant a house, we can build a tree. I don't really care, we could do all three" and you can also tell he was on drugs when he shot his brains out because of good ol' Washington State meth and cocain and heroin and weed (weed isn't a big deal but its a drug) - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Actually the song name was thought of by Kurt because when he was a kid one of his friends wrote "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall, now it makes sense...

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3 Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Far East Movement for life!

4 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

Hips don't lie, eh? In that case I won't listen to a word that comes from your curry hole anymore! - Britgirl

5 The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers
6 Umbrella - Rihanna

Rihanna's music is boring.

She could have called the song "STANDING IN THE RAIN UNDER MY UMBRELLA"

Boring, plus dumbest song in the history of this industry. She plays with the umbrella and humps on it. I ain't touching that umbrella with herpes on it. Yuck!

7 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

An example of lazy song writing.

I guess she's mocking her boyfriend. - funnyuser

8 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

It's so I don't know... weird! IT mostly talking about her boyfriend and not taking a selfie. IT just seems like that. Seriously #selfie! - funnyuser

If it were not for the ridiculous hashtag, this ridiculous song would not exist. - PositronWildhawk

9 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This is put on the list mainly because that Nicki is the real stupid hoe here. - ReakMayhem

She's so conceited, she wrote a song about herself.

Dummest title for a song sing Lil Mama and her dumb Lip Gloss song!

10 DJ Got Us Fallin in Love - Usher

How does the DJ get you two falling in love?

The Contenders

11 Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith

This is a really dumb song and song title! - funnyuser

12 Baby - Justin Bieber

Baby - by a baby. Oh how frightfully apt! - Britgirl

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13 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

What!? This song is awesome. You guys are crazy

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14 Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
15 Tastes Like Kevin Bacon - iwrestledabearonce

I think this is almost worse than Baby! Remember that this is song titles not songs! - funnyuser

Oh, by the way this isn't worst songs ever. It's dumbest song titles. READ THE DARN LIST TITLE!

16 E.T. - Katy Perry

I never found why this song is called ET. But this song is amazing.

This is the best ever song in the world but E. T means
E - Extra
T - Terrestial

17 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

Terrible lyrics!

Stupidest title and dumb´┐Ż - st song ever

What the...
and screw Tyga he just made it worse

18 Bill Gates - Lil Wayne
19 Swang - Rae Sremmurd
20 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

That's one long name - Ihaskitty1234

Well... I guess at least it's specific. - ArchAces

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List Stats

100 votes
74 listings
6 years, 85 days old

Top Remixes

1. #selfie - The Chainsmokers
2. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
1. Bill Gates - Lil Wayne
2. Swang - Rae Sremmurd
3. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa
1. Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em
2. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
3. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers



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