Top Ten Dumbest Song Titles

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The Top Ten

1 Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em

Ok, I'll kiss you thru the phone. Your lips feel like metal...

Haha! Funny comment! Your lips feel like metal! - Britgirl

2 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Possibly the best metal/rock related song ever (i know its grunge, I'm not retarded) but obviously Kurt was on drugs,"we can plant a house, we can build a tree. I don't really care, we could do all three" and you can also tell he was on drugs when he shot his brains out because of good ol' Washington State meth and cocain and heroin and weed (weed isn't a big deal but its a drug) - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Actually the song name was thought of by Kurt because when he was a kid one of his friends wrote "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall, now it makes sense...

Great song, stupid name. - luisprado

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3 Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Far East Movement for life!

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4 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

Hips don't lie, eh? In that case I won't listen to a word that comes from your curry hole anymore! - Britgirl

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5 The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers UListen to Sample
6 Umbrella - Rihanna

I used to like this song. - Luckys

Rihanna's music is boring.

She could have called the song "STANDING IN THE RAIN UNDER MY UMBRELLA"

Boring, plus dumbest song in the history of this industry. She plays with the umbrella and humps on it. I ain't touching that umbrella with herpes on it. Yuck!

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7 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

An example of lazy song writing.

I guess she's mocking her boyfriend. - funnyuser

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8 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

It's so I don't know... weird! IT mostly talking about her boyfriend and not taking a selfie. IT just seems like that. Seriously #selfie! - funnyuser

If it were not for the ridiculous hashtag, this ridiculous song would not exist. - PositronWildhawk

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9 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This is put on the list mainly because that Nicki is the real stupid hoe here. - ReakMayhem

She's so conceited, she wrote a song about herself.

Dummest title for a song sing Lil Mama and her dumb Lip Gloss song!

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10 DJ Got Us Fallin in Love - Usher

How does the DJ get you two falling in love?

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The Contenders

11 Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith

Sounds like a gay title. - Userguy44

This is a really dumb song and song title! - funnyuser

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12 Baby - Justin Bieber

Shut up and die, Mr.Bieber!

The problem is that we are now listing the dumbest song titles, not the worst songs. - Alkadikce

Baby - by a baby. Oh how frightfully apt! - Britgirl

Justin Bieber:Baby, Baby Baby, Oh
Ian:SHUT UP!

13 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

What!? This song is awesome. You guys are crazy

This song is annyoing...

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14 Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett UListen to Sample
15 Tastes Like Kevin Bacon - iwrestledabearonce

I think this is almost worse than Baby! Remember that this is song titles not songs! - funnyuser

Oh, by the way this isn't worst songs ever. It's dumbest song titles. READ THE DARN LIST TITLE!

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16 E.T. - Katy Perry

I never found why this song is called ET. But this song is amazing.

This is the best ever song in the world but E. T means
E - Extra
T - Terrestial

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17 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

That's one long name - Ihaskitty1234

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18 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

Terrible lyrics!

Stupidest title and dumb� - st song ever

What the...
Really YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT MANIKA
and screw Tyga he just made it worse

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19 Bill Gates - Lil Wayne UListen to Sample
20 Swang - Rae Sremmurd UListen to Sample
21 Alex Descends Into Hell for a Bottle of Milk - U2

When I was scrolling through and saw this I thought "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TITLE?! "

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22 Fatal Foot Fetish - Macabre UListen to Sample
23 The Time (Dirty Bit) - The Black Eyed Peas UListen to Sample
24 Waka Waka - Shakira

Did Shakira just turn into Pacman?

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25 Starships - Nicki Minaj

Duh, we all know starships were meant to fly, you hoe

Nicki minaj can't rap to save her life.

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26 N***** In Paris - Kanye West

What about An American In Paris? - Alkadikce

Kanye, nobody cares if you're in Paris

Ninnys in Paris?

27 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa UListen to Sample
28 Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger UListen to Sample
29 Friday - Rebecca Black

What's wrong with the title? - Alkadikce

When I listened to this song, my ears hurt. Even Nicki Minaj sounds good compared to this.

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30 Perfume - Britney Spears

I bet her album is called makeup - Ihaskitty1234

And I thought lip gloss was a terrible name for a song.

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31 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo UListen to Sample
32 Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over - The Devil Wears Prada UListen to Sample
33 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin

This is a weird name

34 Yahhh! - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em UListen to Sample
35 Van Full of Retards - A*** C***

Well, at least this is one of their more pleasant song titles. - PositronWildhawk

36 Big Weenie - Eminem

This man is a "Big Weenie" himself. LOL😆😆😆

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37 Body Like a Back Road - Sam Hunt UListen to Sample
38 I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man
39 The Continuing Story of Bungalo Bill - The Beatles

This is one of the worst songs ever! Same with obladi oblada. John Lennon was extremely drunk when he wrote this song

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40 Hey John What's Your Name Again - The Devil Wears Prada

It is just so random. They never mention John in the song.

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41 Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett UListen to Sample
42 Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift

Why the hell would you wanna write a song about a talentless country singer who sings "got Lil Wayne pumpin' on my ipod! "

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43 Jenny From the Block - Jennifer Lopez UListen to Sample
44 Gangnam Style - PSY UListen to Sample
45 Thoia Thoing - R. Kelly UListen to Sample
46 You - Lloyd

Too simple. - Userguy44

This song ducks because Lil Wayne ruined it beca use of his ugly voice.

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47 Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin') - T-Pain UListen to Sample
48 Hell Yeah - Ginuwine UListen to Sample
49 H.Y.F.R. (Hell Yeah F***** Right) - Drake

What does hell yeah f***** right even mean? It just sounds like two different sentences put together. I really don't get it. It is a good song though. Some people are just voting for songs they don't like, instead of weird song titles. I honestly don't see anything weird about a song being called "Baby" or "Friday".

50 Lip Gloss - Lil Mama

She's the only person in music biz this stupid to give a song a name like this.

Always rapping about makeup products! I mean what's her album called "EYE SHADOW"

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Top Remixes

1. #selfie - The Chainsmokers
2. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
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1. Bill Gates - Lil Wayne
2. Swang - Rae Sremmurd
3. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa
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1. Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em
2. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
3. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers
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