Top Ten Dumbest Song Titles
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Ok, I'll kiss you thru the phone. Your lips feel like metal...
Haha! Funny comment! Your lips feel like metal! - Britgirl
Possibly the best metal/rock related song ever (i know its grunge, I'm not retarded) but obviously Kurt was on drugs,"we can plant a house, we can build a tree. I don't really care, we could do all three" and you can also tell he was on drugs when he shot his brains out because of good ol' Washington State meth and cocain and heroin and weed (weed isn't a big deal but its a drug) - ChickaChickaSlimShady
Actually the song name was thought of by Kurt because when he was a kid one of his friends wrote "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall, now it makes sense...
Great song, stupid name. - luisprado

Far East Movement for life!

Hips don't lie, eh? In that case I won't listen to a word that comes from your curry hole anymore! - Britgirl


Rihanna's music is boring.
She could have called the song "STANDING IN THE RAIN UNDER MY UMBRELLA"
Boring, plus dumbest song in the history of this industry. She plays with the umbrella and humps on it. I ain't touching that umbrella with herpes on it. Yuck!

An example of lazy song writing.
I guess she's mocking her boyfriend. - funnyuser

It's so I don't know... weird! IT mostly talking about her boyfriend and not taking a selfie. IT just seems like that. Seriously #selfie! - funnyuser
If it were not for the ridiculous hashtag, this ridiculous song would not exist. - PositronWildhawk
This is put on the list mainly because that Nicki is the real stupid hoe here. - ReakMayhem
She's so conceited, she wrote a song about herself.
Dummest title for a song sing Lil Mama and her dumb Lip Gloss song!

How does the DJ get you two falling in love?
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This is a really dumb song and song title! - funnyuser
Sounds like a gay title. - Userguy44
Baby - by a baby. Oh how frightfully apt! - Britgirl
The problem is that we are now listing the dumbest song titles, not the worst songs. - Alkadikce
Justin Bieber:Baby, Baby Baby, Oh
Ian:SHUT UP!

What!? This song is awesome. You guys are crazy
This song is annyoing...

I think this is almost worse than Baby! Remember that this is song titles not songs! - funnyuser
Oh, by the way this isn't worst songs ever. It's dumbest song titles. READ THE DARN LIST TITLE!

I never found why this song is called ET. But this song is amazing.
This is the best ever song in the world but E. T means
E - Extra
T - Terrestial

Terrible lyrics!
Stupidest title and dumb� - st song ever
What the...
Really YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT MANIKA
and screw Tyga he just made it worse



When I was scrolling through and saw this I thought "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TITLE?! "
That's one long name - Ihaskitty1234



Did Shakira just turn into Pacman?

Duh, we all know starships were meant to fly, you hoe
Nicki minaj can't rap to save her life.
Kanye, nobody cares if you're in Paris
What about An American In Paris? - Alkadikce
Ninnys in Paris?


When I listened to this song, my ears hurt. Even Nicki Minaj sounds good compared to this.
What's wrong with the title? - Alkadikce

I bet her album is called makeup - Ihaskitty1234
And I thought lip gloss was a terrible name for a song.

This is a weird name

Well, at least this is one of their more pleasant song titles. - PositronWildhawk

This man is a "Big Weenie" himself. LOL😆😆😆

This is one of the worst songs ever! Same with obladi oblada. John Lennon was extremely drunk when he wrote this song

It is just so random. They never mention John in the song.


Why the hell would you wanna write a song about a talentless country singer who sings "got Lil Wayne pumpin' on my ipod! "




This song ducks because Lil Wayne ruined it beca use of his ugly voice.
Too simple. - Userguy44


What does hell yeah f***** right even mean? It just sounds like two different sentences put together. I really don't get it. It is a good song though. Some people are just voting for songs they don't like, instead of weird song titles. I honestly don't see anything weird about a song being called "Baby" or "Friday".

She's the only person in music biz this stupid to give a song a name like this.
Always rapping about makeup products! I mean what's her album called "EYE SHADOW"
The dummest name for a song ever. At least it is not as bad as that lip gloss song.

The most over rated piece ever. If Tupac were still alive, Lil Wayne would be working at McDonald's.
She isn't even a Rock/Metal artist and she calls herself a rockstar. She should better shut her mouth! She's stealing the credit of all the rockstars like Linkin, Bullet For My Valentine, and many more... If she has so much interest in making Pop music, let her call herself a popstar and not a rockstar. It leads me to shame. People don't make Rock music and still call theirselfs rockstars! That's why I hate Pop, just music that doesn't make sense...
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