Top Ten Dumbest Song Titles

The Top Ten
1 Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy Tell'em

Ok, I'll kiss you thru the phone. Your lips feel like metal...

Haha! Funny comment! Your lips feel like metal!

2 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Possibly the best metal/rock related song ever (i know its grunge, I'm not retarded) but obviously Kurt was on drugs,"we can plant a house, we can build a tree. I don't really care, we could do all three" and you can also tell he was on drugs when he shot his brains out because of good ol' Washington State meth and cocain and heroin and weed (weed isn't a big deal but its a drug)

Actually the song name was thought of by Kurt because when he was a kid one of his friends wrote "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall, now it makes sense...

Great song, stupid name.

3 Like a G6 - Far East Movement

Far East Movement for life!

4 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira

Hips don't lie, eh? In that case I won't listen to a word that comes from your curry hole anymore!

5 The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie - Red Hot Chili Peppers
6 Umbrella - Rihanna

Rihanna's music is boring.

I used to like this song.

7 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

I guess she's mocking her boyfriend.

An example of lazy song writing.

8 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

It's so I don't know... weird! IT mostly talking about her boyfriend and not taking a selfie. IT just seems like that. Seriously #selfie!

If it were not for the ridiculous hashtag, this ridiculous song would not exist.

9 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This is put on the list mainly because that Nicki is the real stupid hoe here.

She's so conceited, she wrote a song about herself.

Dummest title for a song sing Lil Mama and her dumb Lip Gloss song!

10 DJ Got Us Fallin in Love - Usher

How does the DJ get you two falling in love?

The Contenders
11 Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith

This is a really dumb song and song title!

Sounds like a gay title.

12 Baby - Justin Bieber

The problem is that we are now listing the dumbest song titles, not the worst songs.

Baby - by a baby. Oh how frightfully apt!

13 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

What!? This song is awesome. You guys are crazy

14 Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
15 Tastes Like Kevin Bacon - iwrestledabearonce

Oh, by the way this isn't worst songs ever. It's dumbest song titles. READ THE DARN LIST TITLE!

I think this is almost worse than Baby! Remember that this is song titles not songs!

16 E.T. - Katy Perry

I never found why this song is called ET. But this song is amazing.

17 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd

That's one long name

18 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

Terrible lyrics!

19 Bill Gates - Lil Wayne
20 Swang - Rae Sremmurd
21 Alex Descends Into Hell for a Bottle of Milk - U2

When I was scrolling through and saw this I thought "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TITLE?! "

22 Fatal Foot Fetish - Macabre
23 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

That's actually pretty funny.

24 The Time (Dirty Bit) - The Black Eyed Peas
25 Waka Waka - Shakira

Did Shakira just turn into Pacman?

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