Top Ten Dumbest Things to Be Scared Of

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The Top Ten

1 Wal-Mart

I don't under stand how anyone could be afraid of Wal-Mart? - nintendofan126

You may be afraid of the people in Wal-Mart - JaysTop10List

A true fan of you, Nintendo, but the back boobs, strange clothes, fake food are just some scary things.

What's so scary about Walmart? Let's go in and- OH MY GOODNESS THIS PLACE IS CRAZY! - MusicalPony

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2 Going to the Bathroom

It depends on the bathrooms. If it's at a nice, fancy restaurant with toilet that automatically flush themselves and is very clean, then I wouldn't be scared. But the school bathrooms on the other hand...

You can't last forever. - nintendofan126

If I say I'm afraid of the bathroom can I just go out of the window - peppypeter

It's really scary to go to toilet after watching a horror film. - Animefan12

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3 The Color Pink

Pink Isn't Scary!

Pink is really scary! NOT! - nintendofan126

If you see your Dad pull up in a brand new car, or your brother paint his room, or your phone screen sponraneously flush with this colour, be very afraid. - PositronWildhawk

How is a color scary? - cosmo

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4 The Dishwasher

AHH! A DISHWASHER! I'll never have clean dishes ever again! :( - nintendofan126

The dishwasher will kill my dishes! And its heat will burn me alive! - Powerfulgirl10

Noo,it will kill my filthy dish friends! - Nateawesomeness

How would anyone dothe dishes? - nintendofan126

5 Going to Bed

I can actually understand the fear of going to bed. People have problems with this because they see illusions that aren't real but terrifying from something tragic that had happened in their life. Or if they saw something that gave them nightmares for months. I couldn't sleep after watching 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)'. I had nightmares for months. But I'm better now. But I can understand this, even though when you first hear it, it does sound a little silly. - MontyPython

Unless your afraid of Freddy Krueger... - nintendofan126

I will have nightmares! And there's a monster under my bed! - Powerfulgirl10

But but,I have nightmares - Nateawesomeness

6 Brushing Your Teeth

My teeth will drown, I'll swallow all the germs, the toothpaste could be toxic, the bristles will cut my gums! - Powerfulgirl10

Nobody would ever wanna kiss you. - nintendofan126

I'll admit it. I enjoy brushing my teeth. - IronSabbathPriest

But but,it will drown my beautiful teeth - Nateawesomeness

7 Dust

I'll sneeze, there are living creatures in the dust, and it will turn into a huge dust bunny and kill me! - Powerfulgirl10

Oh no! I might sneeze - nintendofan126

But but,their are harmful creatures living in it - Nateawesomeness

8 Hello Kitty

The creepy thing is she has no mouth, how many fans she has, and who would even like a cute cat with a pet cat and no mouth.

Who can be scare of Hello Kitty? Unless it's some kind of creepypasta - Chaotixhero

I love Hello Kitty! - Pegasister12

Ok. Now this is Stupid! How could anyone be afraid of hello kitty!?! - nintendofan126

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9 Toilet Paper

This just sums it up. - nintendofan126

What if it becomes a mummy? What if it screams in pain when you rip it off and use it?! - Powerfulgirl10

But but,remember the squid in the toilet,the toilet paper belongs to the squid - Nateawesomeness

10 Bread

You then couldn't eat pizza... NOO - Minecraftcrazy530

What if it becomes the Almighty Loaf and eats you instead? What if it's the loaf of bread from DHMIS?! - Powerfulgirl10

The Contenders

11 Watching TV

The people on the screen can see me! Ahh! - IronSabbathPriest

Only thing stopping me deleting this stupid comment is the 30 likes. - IronSabbathPriest

But but,that's where horror movies take place - Nateawesomeness

Then everybody on T.V. could see me and break the fourth wall! What if a horror movie character comes alive?! - Powerfulgirl10

Guess what, with some of the newest T.V. 's, they CAN see you!

12 The Beatles The Beatles The Beatles were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. The members consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They were soon known as the foremost and most influential act of rock era. Rooted in skiffle, beat, and 1950s rock and roll, the Beatles later experimented ...read more.

This is stupid, and rather offensive thing to be scared of when my whole family is from LIVERPOOL.

Oh no! Paul McCartney, go away! Ah! Lol. - MusicalPony

What if they haunt you?! - Powerfulgirl10

But but,they can be serial killers - Nateawesomeness

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13 TheTopTens TheTopTens TheTopTens is a website created in 2005, which is used to write top ten lists, where anyone can vote, comment, and write posts about the lists.

Wait! I'm ON TheTopTens! AHH! - nintendofan126

Oh no! I'm on TheTopTens! My opinions are not safe, I'll be cyberbullied, I'll get suspended or banned! - Powerfulgirl10

14 The Sun

My mom is scared of this

It could burn or melt me, it could blind me, there are monsters living on the Sun! - Powerfulgirl10

15 Living

So dunderheads think death is not scary and living is scary.

Why would anyone be SCARED of living? - Animefan12

AHH! I'm alive! I'll die! - Powerfulgirl10

AH! LIVING IS SO SCARY! - Erikelelf

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16 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.
17 Police

They will take us to jail or be firm with us

18 Air

But the air could be polluted, there are living creatures in the air, it could make me sick! - Powerfulgirl10

Their are monsters in the air! - Nateawesomeness

19 The Outside

People die outside, I could be crushing innocent bugs with my shoes, and I could get kidnapped! - Powerfulgirl10

But most deaths are outside - Nateawesomeness

20 Soap

What if I drop the soap? What if it makes me dirty? What if there's hair stuck to it? What if it gets mad, turns into a monster and kills me?! - Powerfulgirl10

You would have to or you would smell like a rotten sack of balls

21 Peanut Butter

Not really scared of Peanut Butter but often allergic to it. I'll sneeze if a sandwich made out of Peanut Butter/Jelly is on my plate. - playstationfan66

A dog could eat me if I had peanut butter! The jar would turn into an alien/monster and eat me alive! It could give me food poisoning! - Powerfulgirl10

The sad thug is I'm scared of it - Nateawesomeness

22 Clowns

Killer clowns... killer clowns... crawly clowns! - Powerfulgirl10

23 Heaven

What if it doesn't exist? What if God is evil?! The angels might turns into demons because they're Satan's minions! The they'll destroy my soul! - Powerfulgirl10

24 Yourself

You'd be just screaming all day. - DapperPickle

But I'll die! I'll get hurt! I'll cry! I'll do something stupid and humiliating! - Powerfulgirl10

25 Keys

But they're dirty. They'll cut me. They'll break inside the lock so I can't get in my house when there's a murderer 10 feet away from me! - Powerfulgirl10

26 The Number 27

What if the lucky number 7 isn't a lucky number after all? It's 3 numbers away from 24, which is a dumb starfish! Oh no! He'll emerge from the sea and stab me in the face for saying that! - Powerfulgirl10

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27 Fruit and Vegetables

They go bad... What if VeggieTales was taken over by atheists and they killed religious people?! What if they started a war in Walmart?! Which is 2 times scarier than them! - Powerfulgirl10

28 Emo Music

But it'll brainwash me! I'll become suicidal! I'll be a stereotype! I'll dress all black! Ah what if that's racist?! RACIST IS SCARY! - Powerfulgirl10

29 Vomiting

This is actually very legitimate, but I'll make up dumb excuses anyway.

My throats will burn and the food will get everywhere! My stomach acid could become a drug! It'll look disgusting! People will hate me! It'll hurt! - Powerfulgirl10

30 Bedsheet Ghosts

But what if they're really ghosts...?! I'm gonna die! - Powerfulgirl10

31 Deidara-Senpai Deidara-Senpai Deidara is a fictional character from the Naruto universe created by Masashi Kishimoto and developed into a media franchise, which consists of a series of manga, anime, soundtracks, OVAs, movies, video games, and other collectibles.

Forgive me senpai. What if you try to fight me? (I'm running out of ideas for dumb excuses help) - Powerfulgirl10

32 Itachi

But it'll brainwash me like mo music and turn me into a weeaboo! - Powerfulgirl10

33 My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a children's animated fantasy television series developed by Lauren Faust, produced by Hasbro Studios and DHX Media Vancouver . Despite the target demographic of young girls, Friendship Is Magic has also gained a large following of older viewers, mainly young and ...read more.

I'll become a brony, and the unicorns could impale me with their horns! - Powerfulgirl10

34 A House

It's secretly eating me alive! The floor is probably lava or stomach acid! - Powerfulgirl10

35 Oxygen

One word: Pollution. - Powerfulgirl10

36 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
37 Teletubbies Teletubbies Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes .
38 Boohbah Boohbah Boohbah is a British children's television programme created by Anne Wood. It premiered on 14 April 2003 on ITV in the United Kingdom, followed by its Nick Jr.
39 Of offending others in any shape way size or form
40 Prison
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