Top Ten Dumbest Things to Be Scared Of

This list may be stupid. But I was bored... Comment and add items and enjoy^_^
The Top Ten
1 Wal-Mart

B-But... the toys will attack me, somebody could bomb the building, the people could kill me, you could get food poisoning, and the school supplies are probably used as weapons!

A true fan of you, Nintendo, but the back boobs, strange clothes, fake food are just some scary things.

What's so scary about Walmart? Let's go in and- OH MY GOODNESS THIS PLACE IS CRAZY!

But but,the stuffed animals will attack me,and the fruit probably gets launched from a cannon to bash you,and the pencils are probably used as weapons

2 Going to the Bathroom

It depends on the bathrooms. If it's at a nice, fancy restaurant with toilet that automatically flush themselves and is very clean, then I wouldn't be scared. But the school bathrooms on the other hand...

What if the toilet paper turns into a mummy? What if a ghost comes out of the mirror? What if a spider bites me snd kills me? And what if a sea monster pulls me down the toilet?!?!

If I say I'm afraid of the bathroom can I just go out of the window

It's really scary to go to toilet after watching a horror film.

3 The Color Pink

If you see your Dad pull up in a brand new car, or your brother paint his room, or your phone screen sponraneously flush with this colour, be very afraid.

Patrick's bellybutton, bubblegum, jellyfish, Ditto, the giant worm on SpongeBob!

Pink is really scary! NOT!

How is this color was scary?

4 The Dishwasher

The dishwasher will kill my dishes! And its heat will burn me alive!

AHH! A DISHWASHER! I'll never have clean dishes ever again! :(

5 Going to Bed

I can actually understand the fear of going to bed. People have problems with this because they see illusions that aren't real but terrifying from something tragic that had happened in their life. Or if they saw something that gave them nightmares for months. I couldn't sleep after watching 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)'. I had nightmares for months. But I'm better now. But I can understand this, even though when you first hear it, it does sound a little silly.

I will have nightmares! And there's a monster under my bed!

Unless your afraid of Freddy Krueger...

But but,I have nightmares

6 Brushing Your Teeth

My teeth will drown, I'll swallow all the germs, the toothpaste could be toxic, the bristles will cut my gums!

I'll admit it. I enjoy brushing my teeth.

Nobody would ever wanna kiss you.

7 Dust

I'll sneeze, there are living creatures in the dust, and it will turn into a huge dust bunny and kill me!

Oh no! I might sneeze

8 Hello Kitty

The creepy thing is she has no mouth, how many fans she has, and who would even like a cute cat with a pet cat and no mouth.

Who can be scare of Hello Kitty? Unless it's some kind of creepypasta

She could be the Yule Cat, or she could bd a monster that eats her fans alive!

But but,what if hello kitty is an alien that abducts human beings to space,and uses its fan as prey

9 Toilet Paper

What if it becomes a mummy? What if it screams in pain when you rip it off and use it?!

But but,remember the squid in the toilet,the toilet paper belongs to the squid

This just sums it up.

10 Bread

What if it becomes the Almighty Loaf and eats you instead? What if it's the loaf of bread from DHMIS?!

You then couldn't eat pizza... NOO

The Contenders
11 Watching TV

Then everybody on T.V. could see me and break the fourth wall! What if a horror movie character comes alive?!

The people on the screen can see me! Ahh!

12 The Beatles The Beatles were an English pop rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. The members consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They were soon known as the foremost and most influential act of rock era. Rooted in skiffle, beat, and 1950s rock and roll, the Beatles later experimented with several genres, ranging from pop ballads and Indian music to psychedelia and hard rock, often incorporating classical elements in innovative ways. ...read more.

This is stupid, and rather offensive thing to be scared of when my whole family is from LIVERPOOL.

Oh no! Paul McCartney, go away! Ah! Lol.

What if they haunt you?!

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Oh no! I'm on TheTopTens! My opinions are not safe, I'll be cyberbullied, I'll get suspended or banned!

Wait! I'm ON TheTopTens! AHH!

14 Living

So dunderheads think death is not scary and living is scary.

Why would anyone be SCARED of living?

AHH! I'm alive! I'll die!

15 The Sun

It could burn or melt me, it could blind me, there are monsters living on the Sun!

My mom is scared of this

16 Yourself

But I'll die! I'll get hurt! I'll cry! I'll do something stupid and humiliating!

You'd be just screaming all day.

17 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.
18 Boohbah Boohbah is a British children's television programme created by Anne Wood. It premiered on 14 April 2003 on ITV in the United Kingdom, followed by its Nick Jr.

Boohbah is a British children's television programme created by Anne Wood. It premiered on 14 April 2003 on ITV in the United Kingdom, followed by its Nick Jr.

19 Deidara-Senpai Deidara is a fictional character from the Naruto universe created by Masashi Kishimoto and developed into a media franchise, which consists of a series of manga, anime, soundtracks, OVAs, movies, video games, and other collectibles.

Forgive me senpai. What if you try to fight me? (I'm running out of ideas for dumb excuses help)

20 My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is an animated children's television series based on the fourth incarnation of Hasbro's My Little Pony franchise. The show follows a studious unicorn (later an alicorn) pony named Twilight Sparkle (Tara Strong) and her friends Applejack (Ashleigh Ball), Rarity (Tabitha St. Germain), Fluttershy (Andrea Libman), Rainbow Dash (Ball), Pinkie Pie (Libman), and dragon assistant Spike (Cathy Weseluck). They travel on adventures and help others around Equestria while solving problems that arise in their own friendships.

I'll become a brony, and the unicorns could impale me with their horns!

21 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
22 Teletubbies Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes. It is owned by Canadian Studio WildBrain, which is the largest independent Children's and Adolescent's Film Studio
23 Police

They will take us to jail or be firm with us

24 Your Shadow
25 Air

But the air could be polluted, there are living creatures in the air, it could make me sick!

Their are monsters in the air!

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