Top Ten Dumbest Things to Be Scared Of

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21 Heaven

What if it doesn't exist? What if God is evil?! The angels might turns into demons because they're Satan's minions! The they'll destroy my soul! - Powerfulgirl10

22 Yourself

You'd be just screaming all day. - DapperPickle

But I'll die! I'll get hurt! I'll cry! I'll do something stupid and humiliating! - Powerfulgirl10

23 Keys

But they're dirty. They'll cut me. They'll break inside the lock so I can't get in my house when there's a murderer 10 feet away from me! - Powerfulgirl10

24 The Number 27

What if the lucky number 7 isn't a lucky number after all? It's 3 numbers away from 24, which is a dumb starfish! Oh no! He'll emerge from the sea and stab me in the face for saying that! - Powerfulgirl10


25 Fruit and Vegetables

They go bad... What if VeggieTales was taken over by atheists and they killed religious people?! What if they started a war in Walmart?! Which is 2 times scarier than them! - Powerfulgirl10

26 Rooster laying eggs

What if it shoots eggs in my face?! What if her babies die? (Actually to be honest eggs are usually eaten) But forget that! What if the shells cut me?! - Powerfulgirl10

If a rooster lays an egg, be very afraid. - DynastiNoble

27 Emo Music

But it'll brainwash me! I'll become suicidal! I'll be a stereotype! I'll dress all black! Ah what if that's racist?! RACIST IS SCARY! - Powerfulgirl10

28 Vomiting

This is actually very legitimate, but I'll make up dumb excuses anyway.

My throats will burn and the food will get everywhere! My stomach acid could become a drug! It'll look disgusting! People will hate me! It'll hurt! - Powerfulgirl10

29 Bedsheet Ghosts

But what if they're really ghosts...?! I'm gonna die! - Powerfulgirl10

30 Deidara-Senpai Deidara-Senpai

Forgive me senpai. What if you try to fight me? (I'm running out of ideas for dumb excuses help) - Powerfulgirl10

31 Itachi

But it'll brainwash me like mo music and turn me into a weeaboo! - Powerfulgirl10

32 My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a children's animated fantasy television series developed by Lauren Faust, produced by Hasbro Studios and DHX Media Vancouver . Despite the target demographic of young girls, Friendship Is Magic has also gained a large following of older viewers, mainly young and more.

I'll become a brony, and the unicorns could impale me with their horns! - Powerfulgirl10

33 A House

It's secretly eating me alive! The floor is probably lava or stomach acid! - Powerfulgirl10

34 Oxygen

One word: Pollution. - Powerfulgirl10

35 Noobs

Noobs are horrible.

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