Top 10 Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said

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Celebrities are people who are talked about and stalked about everywhere. so... They're basically NEVER safe. And sadly some can't say anything without being judged. I know it's sad, but, some say stupid things, ON PURPOSE. Here are some things that are completey, utterly, purely, definitionly, stupid.

The Top Ten

1 Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton

My family is currently having to deal with poverty and mortgages and stuff, while you are literally rolling in money and fame.

Wow, Paris. You truly have been through SO much. After all, she's only gone to jail for about a MICRO-SECOND. You are a true saint Paris. Forget those silly people out there suffering with poverty and disease. Really? You've got enough money to last you a lifetime and you haven't had to work from the day you came into this world.

Oh. My. God. Okay, Paris, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! You've been in 9/11, The Holocaust, World War I and II, The Slave Trade, Everysingle School Shooting EVER known to man, and even more! Just, wow. Paris, get a grip. - MontyPython

It’s kind of sad how the people with wonderful lives, are rich, have family that loves them and a large, completely undeserved fanbase are the ones that complain about how they’ve had it the hardest. - 3DG20

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2 Anne Was A Great Girl. Hopefully She Would've Been A Belieber. - Justin Bieber Talking About Anne Frank

This just goes to show how full of himself Bieber is. What an absolute jerk. - PetSounds

Seriously? Why would someone say something so egotistical? Anne Frank died because of world war 2 (i don't know details, I never read her diary but I know who she is) and you are worried over something like that? Might as well spit on her grave. - ToptenPizza

Interesting that he claimed to know about her, but didn't even know what "German" meant. - PositronWildhawk

She probably wouldn’t have been. - 3DG20

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3 Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson

Yeah, that's TOTALLY chicken you have... - Turkeyasylum

The dumbest in the list - belarbi

No that is my poop tuna - CerealGuy

... Okayyy? It's kinda weird that tuna is hard to tell between chicken. - MontyPython

4 ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West
5 Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough. - Amanda Bynes Talking About Rihanna

This b$#@ just insult my rihanna! Like no b! @#! From where shes ugly!? Where b@#$! Where hoe! Where! Underneath that makeup? Where b@! $$! And chris brown was a f-ing jerk for doing that to be honest anyways!

So mature Amanda. So mature. - MontyPython

Believe me, Rihanna is WAY prettier than you. It's the truth - JaysTop10List

Yeah, because “not being pretty enough” is totally a reason to go that low.
-***** that hasn’t been relevant since 2008. - 3DG20

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6 I'd Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese From A Tin - Gwyneth Paltrow

You would rather become a druggie than gain a little weight? Okay... - Pony

Okayyy? In my opinion I'd choose the tin cheese. - MontyPython

Don't do drugs, Gwyneth. - Croy987

7 "I've Never Really Wanted To Go To Japan,Simply Because I Don't Like Eating Fish And I Know That's Very Popular Out There In Africa" - Britney Spears

Wow. Something tells me Britney didn't pay attention in geography. She should now at least some of the country's she's toured in and the continents they are on! Seriously, Britney, buy an atlas!

But Japan is in Asia!

8 I've Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I'd Kill Myself If I Was That Fat - Elizabeth Hurley

Okay, first of all, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. Marilyn Monroe is one of the best actresses and one of the nicest Hollywood stars, ever. She's an icon and is actually named one of Hollywood's hottest stars. She wasn't fat at all! And who are you to judge. Hm? Psh, you will never and I mean never be on the same fabulous level as her. Period. - MontyPython

OK Liz. Here's a few things I want to say. 1. Marilyn Monroe was very shapely and not in the SLIGHTEST bit fat. 2. Are you alleging that women aren't attractive if they don't look like stick insects. And 3. You ARE aware that Marilyn allegedly killed herself?

Shut the heck up, Elizabeth. Suicide is no joke.

Bitch at least she has ass! U have a flat ass. Haha nobody wants a flat ass..., and marylin monroe is one of the best actress, bitch nobody even knows u! So get your flat ass somewhere else and judge and shes is not fat

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9 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation. - Justin Bieber

If he is the Kurt Cobain of his generation, then he should kill himself.

They both have nothing in common.

So arrogant. So stupid. If you were only 1% like Kurt Cobain, you wouldn't have to kill yourself. Otherwise, please do as fast as possible.

Kurt Cobain is rolling in his grave. - Catacorn

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10 "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West

Don’t worry, you’re not missing out on much. - 3DG20

The Contenders

11 What's Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff? - Paris Hilton

And do they sell archery stuff at Target? (NOTE: I actually know what they sell there. I'm not Paris Hilton! )

How dumb can you be? - Turkeyasylum

Paris Hilton is the world's biggest idiot. - ToptenPizza

This is either a joke, or it’s confirmed that Paris Hilton doesn’t have a brain. - 3DG20

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12 Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life. - Kim Kardashian

So you're not afraid that you die or somebody you love die? Well let's kill your children then. No problem, right?

Yep, not about something bad happening to her kids, family and friends... A stupid stretch mark! Why do people support this idiot again? - 3DG20

This is so stupid. The fact that this is her biggest fear is just embarrassing. This just shows how much her body means to her. Ya, we need to take care of our bodies and it is ok if you want them to look a certain way but, she is an idiot.

You alredy have strech mark...on yo booty - AlphaQ

13 "Whatever They Have In Korea,That's Bad" - Justin Bieber

Really? Because last I checked, you came from Canada, (unfortunately...) not Korea. - 3DG20

14 Nothing tastes as good as being skinny - Kate Moss

That insults so many people. - Minecraftcrazy530

15 WHALE SHARKS … so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex.' Then I think "Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?' - Tara Reid

I can't even, it's just, I'm dying of laughter. - MontyPython

She's so stupid! How can somebody be so stupid and still be alive and that rich? I don't get it.

That's insulting to my favorite shark. Screw you Tara!

This chick needs to take some zoology classes. - Aragorn98

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16 "I Think Gay Marriage Should Be Between A Man And A Woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnie, you do realize that gay marriage should be between two GUYS, right?

Umm...

17 "So,Where's The Cannes Film Festival Being Held This Year?" - Christina Aguilera
18 I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with hitting a woman - Sean Connery

Dear god, that
sentence is just wrong.

Domestic violence is not cool, Sean. Not cool at all. 👎 - Croy987

19 I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone

The unbearable stupidity of being.( I should read that book) - RecklessGreed

20 We're more popular than Jesus now - John Lennon

He meant to say that The Beatles were so popular that it became bigger than Christianity. Most people thought The Beatles were better than Jesus, though. - Pony

A testament to their popularity is the fact that the Beatles were able to absorb the predictable hard hit that was the inevitable result of making that statement.

Dear John Lennon

I love you but this is ridiculous - Gh_player

He really didn't mean that they are Better
I wish he haven't said that - Musicislife

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21 I don't like big balls on a dog. - Kim Kardashian
22 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Brooke, you DO realise that when we die we cease to live at all anymore? Seriously, leave this to people who can figure out life and death.

23 You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do - Tom Cruise
24 India's Prime Minister is Prithviraj Chavan - Alia Bhatt

Not everyone is from India you know - simpsondude

25 "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go." - Barack Obama

I did not believe he actually said this, but checked on YouTube and he really did say it when he was a candidate the first time, what an idiot.

US have 57 states but the government doesn't want you to know about it... Conspiracy Theory?! I think yes - CerealGuy

Now that he's been in office for over 6 years, he probably still does not know the correct number of states.

Really? He served 2 terms as the country’s president and he doesn’t even know how many states there are? - 3DG20

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26 He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
27 There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again. - George W. Bush
28 I'm a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Here's a clean glass of water baby LOL - 50 Cent

Lmfao! This made me laugh so hard! - RedAce66

Oh dear. I hope you were talking about a dog and not a woman, Fiddy.

29 'The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?' - Jade Goody
30 'Doesn't that hurt' - Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers.
31 Everything happens for a reason - Justin Bieber

I believe that

32 I wanted to merge Harajuku with Barbie because all girls are Barbies; we all wanna play dress up, we all wanna put on lipstick and be cute and sexy - Nicki Minaj

No, we’re not you. - 3DG20

33 If you have a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen. - Barack Obama
34 "You Ain't Got The Answers!" - Kanye West

"You ain't got the answers sway! " - Cheese567

35 I have decided in 2020 to run for president - Kanye West

How come donald trump can get away with this and kanye can't? its rascism - RecklessGreed

36 I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
37 All of a sudden, you're, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through - R. Kelly
38 I've been noticing gravity since I was very young - Cameron Diaz
39 I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist - Tara Reid
40 Poland is in Russia - Justin Bieber

He's so stupid to say that - Neonco31

41 This music stuff is cool and all, but really it's the money that matters - Juicy J

Isn’t that most “mainstream” artists? - 3DG20

42 Soulja Boy is fresh as hell and is actually the true meaning of what hip hop is supposed to be - Kanye West

He must have got his head on that sign to hard.

It's Kanye West, need I say more?

43 No one was doing what she (Nicki Minaj) was doing, and then she came in and it was kind of one of those things where people were like, 'Whoa! She just changed pop music'. And she did! There's no denying it - Cher Lloyd

Just like global warming is changing the world - RecklessGreed

44 "Anne Was A Great Girl.Hopefully She Would Have Been A Belieber" - Justin Bieber
45 "I Won't Go Into A Big Spiel About Reincarnation,But The First Time I Was In The Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I've Ever Felt To Home" - Kanye West
46 "Is This Chicken,What I Have,Or Is This Fish?I Know It's Tuna,But It Says 'Chicken By The Sea'" - Jessica Simpson
47 I'm the man - Justin Bieber

Yeah, some “man” when you’re 25 and still sound like a 12 year old girl. - 3DG20

48 I know he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word bitch. - Kim Kardashian
49 It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people. - Bryant Gumbel
50 Predictions are difficult, especially about the future. - Yogi Berra
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1. Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton
2. "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West
3. "You Ain't Got The Answers!" - Kanye West
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1. Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton
2. Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson
3. ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West
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1. "I've Never Really Wanted To Go To Japan,Simply Because I Don't Like Eating Fish And I Know That's Very Popular Out There In Africa" - Britney Spears
2. "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West
3. "Whatever They Have In Korea,That's Bad" - Justin Bieber
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