Top 10 Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said

Celebrities are people who are talked about and stalked about everywhere. so... They're basically NEVER safe. And sadly some can't say anything without being judged. I know it's sad, but, some say stupid things, ON PURPOSE. Here are some things that are completey, utterly, purely, definitionly, stupid.

The Top Ten

1 Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton

My family is currently having to deal with poverty and mortgages and stuff, while you are literally rolling in money and fame.

Oh. My. God. Okay, Paris, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! You've been in 9/11, The Holocaust, World War I and II, The Slave Trade, Everysingle School Shooting EVER known to man, and even more! Just, wow. Paris, get a grip.

Wow, Paris. You truly have been through SO much. After all, she's only gone to jail for about a MICRO-SECOND. You are a true saint Paris. Forget those silly people out there suffering with poverty and disease. Really? You've got enough money to last you a lifetime and you haven't had to work from the day you came into this world.

Paris shut your face, you are a sheltered rich girl who's been famous by birth. You had to do no work your entire stupid life. Jay-z had to deal drugs to live. Madonna came to New York with nothing. Even Nicki Minaj started out as a waitress. You have had no issues in your idealistic life.

Let's not forget she's still alive so this isn't true. I am one of everyone who hates Paris Hilton which is everyone on earth

2 Anne Was A Great Girl. Hopefully She Would've Been A Belieber. - Justin Bieber Talking About Anne Frank

Yeah, she was a great girl. So, in other words, she wouldn't be a Belieber

Bieber wasn't even born yet when Anne Frank was alive and I think she wouldn't even listen to his music.

This just goes to show how full of himself Bieber is. What an absolute jerk.

What. If Anne was still alive, she wouldn’t even listen to his godawful music.

3 Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson

Yeah, that's TOTALLY chicken you have...

The dumbest in the list

Well, what does it taste like?

No that is my poop tuna

4 ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West
5 "I've Never Really Wanted To Go To Japan,Simply Because I Don't Like Eating Fish And I Know That's Very Popular Out There In Africa" - Britney Spears

Wow. Something tells me Britney didn't pay attention in geography. She should now at least some of the country's she's toured in and the continents they are on! Seriously, Britney, buy an atlas!

But Japan is in Asia!

I don't see the connection.

Yeah... NOT QUITE

Someone get this dumb*** and atlas

6 Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough. - Amanda Bynes Talking About Rihanna

So mature Amanda. So mature.

This b$#@ just insult my rihanna! Like no b! @#! From where shes ugly!? Where b@#$! Where hoe! Where! Underneath that makeup? Where b@! $$! And chris brown was a f-ing jerk for doing that to be honest anyways!

Believe me, Rihanna is WAY prettier than you. It's the truth

Rihanna is 1000000000000000000000000000 times prettier and better than Amanda Bynes.

7 I've Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I'd Kill Myself If I Was That Fat - Elizabeth Hurley

Okay, first of all, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. Marilyn Monroe is one of the best actresses and one of the nicest Hollywood stars, ever. She's an icon and is actually named one of Hollywood's hottest stars. She wasn't fat at all! And who are you to judge. Hm? Psh, you will never and I mean never be on the same fabulous level as her. Period.

OK Liz. Here's a few things I want to say. 1. Marilyn Monroe was very shapely and not in the SLIGHTEST bit fat. 2. Are you alleging that women aren't attractive if they don't look like stick insects. And 3. You ARE aware that Marilyn allegedly killed herself?

Shut the heck up, Elizabeth. Suicide is no joke.

Marilyn Monroe is perfect, she is the most talented actresses ever and is well known today, she is so amazing, she wasn't fat, she was curvy, she wasn't overweight. And nothing Elizabeth has done will come close to Marilyn, Marilyn will be a forever known icon in Hollywood, my faverote actress, and she is fabulous and bueatafull, No Buissness Like Show Buissness is great, and it is a saying today, and How To Marry a Millionare is great too, nothing Elizabeth has done is good, and Marilyn is way more pretty than her, and nicer, and more talented. She was so much more unique. She is my idol, ok? She has synethesia, and she is so awesome!

8 I'd Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese From A Tin - Gwyneth Paltrow

So, you would go with the addictive and deadly substance then? Ok.

You would rather become a druggie than gain a little weight? Okay...

Okayyy? In my opinion I'd choose the tin cheese.

Don't do drugs, Gwyneth.

9 "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West

Don’t worry, you’re not missing out on much.

10 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation. - Justin Bieber

Justin is pretty much actually the opposite of this. You should go back to music school.

If he is the Kurt Cobain of his generation, then he should kill himself.

They both have nothing in common.

So arrogant. So stupid. If you were only 1% like Kurt Cobain, you wouldn't have to kill yourself. Otherwise, please do as fast as possible.

The Contenders

11 Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life. - Kim Kardashian

Oh yeah. Kidnappers, losing a loved one, death, bombings, shootings, they're all beaten by stretch marks.

So you're not afraid that you die or somebody you love die? Well let's kill your children then. No problem, right?

Yep, not about something bad happening to her kids, family and friends... A stupid stretch mark! Why do people support this idiot again?

This is so stupid. The fact that this is her biggest fear is just embarrassing. This just shows how much her body means to her. Ya, we need to take care of our bodies and it is ok if you want them to look a certain way but, she is an idiot.

12 What's Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff? - Paris Hilton

And do they sell archery stuff at Target? (NOTE: I actually know what they sell there. I'm not Paris Hilton! )

How dumb can you be?

Paris Hilton is the world's biggest idiot.

I hate people that where born rich

13 "Whatever They Have In Korea,That's Bad" - Justin Bieber

Really? Because last I checked, you came from Canada, (unfortunately...) not Korea.

14 Nothing tastes as good as being skinny - Kate Moss

That insults so many people.

Actually being smart tastes better.

Not that you would know.

15 "So,Where's The Cannes Film Festival Being Held This Year?" - Christina Aguilera

Not in Cannes.

Hell. (Jk)

16 WHALE SHARKS … so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex.' Then I think "Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?' - Tara Reid

I can't even, it's just, I'm dying of laughter.

She's so stupid! How can somebody be so stupid and still be alive and that rich? I don't get it.

That's insulting to my favorite shark. Screw you Tara!

This chick needs to take some zoology classes.

17 "I Think Gay Marriage Should Be Between A Man And A Woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnie, you do realize that gay marriage should be between two GUYS, right?

Umm...

18 I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with hitting a woman - Sean Connery

I think what he meant by that is that there's nothing wrong with hitting a woman when she's hitting you herself. Something like that. Bad choice of words though.

Dear god, that
sentence is just wrong.

Domestic violence is not cool, Sean. Not cool at all. 👎

19 I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone

The unbearable stupidity of being.( I should read that book)

20 We're more popular than Jesus now - John Lennon

This offended many Christians in the South to the point they went and held gatherings to destroys Beatles records and merchandise. Heck, they even tried to hurt them in Memphis with fireworks. Not to mention this quote is mostly why Lennon got assassinated.

He meant something else, I read. He just made a bad choice of words. John, I think you're a great musician and all that, but this is just ridiculous.

He meant to say that The Beatles were so popular that it became bigger than Christianity. Most people thought The Beatles were better than Jesus, though.

A testament to their popularity is the fact that the Beatles were able to absorb the predictable hard hit that was the inevitable result of making that statement.

21 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Brooke, you DO realise that when we die we cease to live at all anymore? Seriously, leave this to people who can figure out life and death.

22 He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Yeah...
I believe that's how it works.

23 You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do - Tom Cruise
24 I don't like big balls on a dog. - Kim Kardashian

Proof positive that Kar-trashian is a "horndog", if you catch my drift.
Could there be a video of this out there, too?
EW!

Ummm, what... - Applejack9876

25 Everything happens for a reason - Justin Bieber

Only voting just to comment, Justin may be as dumb as Lloyd and Harry from dumb and dumber, but this is true.

I believe that

I don’t like Justin Bieber, but to be honest, I kind of agree with this one.

26 "You Ain't Got The Answers!" - Kanye West

"You ain't got the answers sway! "

27 There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again. - George W. Bush

If you're going to quote something... at least get the quote right.

28 'Doesn't that hurt' - Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers.

I mean, not really... they're too DEAD to feel the pain

29 How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real? - Jaden Smith

I've been trying to think of a snappy comeback, ut this quote is so stupid I can't even think of one.

Well, how can I see mirrors then?

30 India's Prime Minister is Prithviraj Chavan - Alia Bhatt

Not everyone is from India you know

31 "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go." - Barack Obama

Obama was the president of the US and he didn’t know geography?

I did not believe he actually said this, but checked on YouTube and he really did say it when he was a candidate the first time, what an idiot.

US have 57 states but the government doesn't want you to know about it... Conspiracy Theory?! I think yes

Now that he's been in office for over 6 years, he probably still does not know the correct number of states.

32 If you have a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen. - Barack Obama
33 I have decided in 2020 to run for president - Kanye West

HAHAAHA

wait r u being serious, because only your fans will vote for you.

So, you'll be getting no votes

The Americans would not vote for you.

How come donald trump can get away with this and kanye can't? its rascism

Kanye, why do u wanna run for president? - BlazingParasol

34 I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
35 First my mother was Spanish, then she became a Jehovah's witness - Geri Haliwell
36 I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist - Tara Reid
37 I'm a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Here's a clean glass of water baby LOL - 50 Cent

Lmfao! This made me laugh so hard!

Oh dear. I hope you were talking about a dog and not a woman, Fiddy.

38 'The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?' - Jade Goody
39 You can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. - Jaden Smith

Why is Jaden Smith so stupid?
*looks at hands*
Nope. No answer.

40 I wanted to merge Harajuku with Barbie because all girls are Barbies; we all wanna play dress up, we all wanna put on lipstick and be cute and sexy - Nicki Minaj

No, we’re not you.

41 "Anne Was A Great Girl.Hopefully She Would Have Been A Belieber" - Justin Bieber
42 "I Won't Go Into A Big Spiel About Reincarnation,But The First Time I Was In The Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I've Ever Felt To Home" - Kanye West
43 "Is This Chicken,What I Have,Or Is This Fish?I Know It's Tuna,But It Says 'Chicken By The Sea'" - Jessica Simpson

Already here.

44 All of a sudden, you're, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through - R. Kelly
45 I've been noticing gravity since I was very young - Cameron Diaz

Okay. Good to know.

46 I don't like geographical location names - Katie Hopkins
47 Poland is in Russia - Justin Bieber

He's so stupid to say that

Just bad geography.

48 This music stuff is cool and all, but really it's the money that matters - Juicy J

Isn’t that most “mainstream” artists?

49 Soulja Boy is fresh as hell and is actually the true meaning of what hip hop is supposed to be - Kanye West

He must have got his head on that sign to hard.

It's Kanye West, need I say more?

50 No one was doing what she (Nicki Minaj) was doing, and then she came in and it was kind of one of those things where people were like, 'Whoa! She just changed pop music'. And she did! There's no denying it - Cher Lloyd

Just like global warming is changing the world

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