Top 10 Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said

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Celebrities are people who are talked about and stalked about everywhere. so... They're basically NEVER safe. And sadly some can't say anything without being judged. I know it's sad, but, some say stupid things, ON PURPOSE. Here are some things that are completey, utterly, purely, definitionly, stupid.

The Top Ten

1 Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton

My family is currently having to deal with poverty and mortgages and stuff, while you are literally rolling in money and fame.

Wow, Paris. You truly have been through SO much. After all, she's only gone to jail for about a MICRO-SECOND. You are a true saint Paris. Forget those silly people out there suffering with poverty and disease. Really? You've got enough money to last you a lifetime and you haven't had to work from the day you came into this world.

Oh. My. God. Okay, Paris, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! You've been in 9/11, The Holocaust, World War I and II, The Slave Trade, Everysingle School Shooting EVER known to man, and even more! Just, wow. Paris, get a grip. - MontyPython

Shut up, you bitch. Think of all those poor people and famillies while your rich.

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2 Anne Was A Great Girl. Hopefully She Would've Been A Belieber. - Justin Bieber Talking About Anne Frank

This just goes to show how full of himself Bieber is. What an absolute jerk. - PetSounds

Seriously? Why would someone say something so egotistical? Anne Frank died because of world war 2 (i don't know details, I never read her diary but I know who she is) and you are worried over something like that? Might as well spit on her grave. - ToptenPizza

Interesting that he claimed to know about her, but didn't even know what "German" meant. - PositronWildhawk

Wow. That is just...offensive. If Anne Frank were still alive, I'd like to think she would be using her influence to break down the walls of intolerance. Not promote a bratty pop star

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3 Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson

Yeah, that's TOTALLY chicken you have... - Turkeyasylum

... Okayyy? It's kinda weird that tuna is hard to tell between chicken. - MontyPython

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4 ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West V 1 Comment
5 Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough. - Amanda Bynes Talking About Rihanna

This b$#@ just insult my rihanna! Like no b! @#! From where shes ugly!? Where b@#$! Where hoe! Where! Underneath that makeup? Where b@! $$! And chris brown was a f-ing jerk for doing that to be honest anyways!

Believe me, Rihanna is WAY prettier than you. It's the truth - JaysTop10List

So mature Amanda. So mature. - MontyPython

ALL right people all right you guys are immature airheads because Rihanna is an idiot and you like her gay people

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6 "I've Never Really Wanted To Go To Japan,Simply Because I Don't Like Eating Fish And I Know That's Very Popular Out There In Africa" - Britney Spears

Wow. Something tells me Britney didn't pay attention in geography. She should now at least some of the country's she's toured in and the continents they are on! Seriously, Britney, buy an atlas!

But Japan is in Asia!

7 I've Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I'd Kill Myself If I Was That Fat - Elizabeth Hurley

Okay, first of all, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. Marilyn Monroe is one of the best actresses and one of the nicest Hollywood stars, ever. She's an icon and is actually named one of Hollywood's hottest stars. She wasn't fat at all! And who are you to judge. Hm? Psh, you will never and I mean never be on the same fabulous level as her. Period. - MontyPython

OK Liz. Here's a few things I want to say. 1. Marilyn Monroe was very shapely and not in the SLIGHTEST bit fat. 2. Are you alleging that women aren't attractive if they don't look like stick insects. And 3. You ARE aware that Marilyn allegedly killed herself?

Shut the heck up, Elizabeth. Suicide is no joke.

Bitch at least she has ass! U have a flat ass. Haha nobody wants a flat ass..., and marylin monroe is one of the best actress, bitch nobody even knows u! So get your flat ass somewhere else and judge and shes is not fat

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8 I'd Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese From A Tin - Gwyneth Paltrow

You would rather become a druggie than gain a little weight? Okay... - Pony

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9 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation. - Justin Bieber

If he is the Kurt Cobain of his generation, then he should kill himself.

They both have nothing in common.

So arrogant. So stupid. If you were only 1% like Kurt Cobain, you wouldn't have to kill yourself. Otherwise, please do as fast as possible.

This is really sad...
the year Kurt Cobain died(1994)was the year Justin Bieber was born(1994).
YOU'RE BAD LUCK JUSTIN!

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10 "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Nothing tastes as good as being skinny - Kate Moss V 1 Comment
12 What's Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff? - Paris Hilton

And do they sell archery stuff at Target? (NOTE: I actually know what they sell there. I'm not Paris Hilton! )

How dumb can you be? - Turkeyasylum

I hope you are being sarcastic... - TeenTitansGoSucks

Not even a shocker.

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13 "Whatever They Have In Korea,That's Bad" - Justin Bieber V 1 Comment
14 WHALE SHARKS … so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex.' Then I think "Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?' - Tara Reid

I can't even, it's just, I'm dying of laughter. - MontyPython

She's so stupid! How can somebody be so stupid and still be alive and that rich? I don't get it.

That's insulting to my favorite shark. Screw you Tara!

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15 Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life. - Kim Kardashian

So you're not afraid that you die or somebody you love die? Well let's kill your children then. No problem, right?

You alredy have strech mark...on yo booty - AlphaQ

16 "I Think Gay Marriage Should Be Between A Man And A Woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnie, you do realize that gay marriage should be between two GUYS, right?

Umm...

17 "So,Where's The Cannes Film Festival Being Held This Year?" - Christina Aguilera V 1 Comment
18 I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone

The unbearable stupidity of being.( I should read that book) - RecklessGreed

19 I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with hitting a woman - Sean Connery
20 We're more popular than Jesus now - John Lennon

He meant to say that The Beatles were so popular that it became bigger than Christianity. Most people thought The Beatles were better than Jesus, though. - Pony

A testament to their popularity is the fact that the Beatles were able to absorb the predictable hard hit that was the inevitable result of making that statement.

Dear John Lennon

I love you but this is ridiculous - Gh_player

Oh John! You silly goose you! - MontyPython

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2. Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson
3. ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West
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1. "I've Never Really Wanted To Go To Japan,Simply Because I Don't Like Eating Fish And I Know That's Very Popular Out There In Africa" - Britney Spears
2. "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West
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