Top 10 Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said

Celebrities are people who are talked about and stalked about everywhere. so... They're basically NEVER safe. And sadly some can't say anything without being judged. I know it's sad, but, some say stupid things, ON PURPOSE. Here are some things that are completey, utterly, purely, definitionly, stupid.

The Top Ten

1 Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton

Wow, Paris. You truly have been through SO much. After all, she's only gone to jail for about a MICRO-SECOND. You are a true saint Paris. Forget those silly people out there suffering with poverty and disease. Really? You've got enough money to last you a lifetime and you haven't had to work from the day you came into this world.

Yep, definitely. We can all see that you're very poor and sick. And nobody likes ya and that you're homeless. Yea yea whatever how stupid she is she doesn't deserve all the money she has.

My family is currently having to deal with poverty and mortgages and stuff, while you are literally rolling in money and fame.

Oh whatever. Go back to rolling around in your undeserved money and putting on 80 pounds of makeup.

2 Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would've been a Belieber. - Justin Bieber talking about Anne Frank

Seriously? Why would someone say something so egotistical? Anne Frank died because of world war 2 (I don't know details, I never read her diary but I know who she is) and you are worried over something like that? Might as well spit on her grave.

Wow. That is just...offensive. If Anne Frank were still alive, I'd like to think she would be using her influence to break down the walls of intolerance. Not promote a bratty pop star

Bieber wasn't even born yet when Anne Frank was alive and I think she wouldn't even listen to his music.

I couldn't decide between this and his other comment. How can he even say this, why just why

3 Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson

... Okayyy? It's kinda weird that tuna is hard to tell between chicken.

Well, what does it taste like?

The dumbest in the list

No that is my poop tuna

4 ...But the first time I was in a Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I felt to home. - Kanye West
5 I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa - Britney Spears

Wow. Something tells me Britney didn't pay attention in geography. She should now at least some of the country's she's toured in and the continents they are on! Seriously, Britney, buy an atlas!

I don't see the connection.

But Japan is in Asia!

Yeah... NOT QUITE

Someone get this dumb*** and atlas

6 Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough. - Amanda Bynes talking about Rihanna

Believe me, Rihanna is WAY prettier than you. It's the truth

No, Chris Brown beat her because he's an idiot.

Just like you.

So mature Amanda. So mature.

It's true though. Rihanna is so ugly.

7 I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat. - Elizabeth Hurley

Marilyn Monroe is perfect, she is the most talented actresses ever and is well known today, she is so amazing, she wasn't fat, she was curvy, she wasn't overweight. And nothing Elizabeth has done will come close to Marilyn, Marilyn will be a forever known icon in Hollywood, my faverote actress, and she is fabulous and bueatafull, No Buissness Like Show Buissness is great, and it is a saying today, and How To Marry a Millionare is great too, nothing Elizabeth has done is good, and Marilyn is way more pretty than her, and nicer, and more talented. She was so much more unique. She is my idol, ok? She has synethesia, and she is so awesome!

Okay, first of all, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. Marilyn Monroe is one of the best actresses and one of the nicest Hollywood stars, ever. She's an icon and is actually named one of Hollywood's hottest stars. She wasn't fat at all! And who are you to judge. Hm? Psh, you will never and I mean never be on the same fabulous level as her. Period.

OK Liz. Here's a few things I want to say. 1. Marilyn Monroe was very shapely and not in the SLIGHTEST bit fat. 2. Are you alleging that women aren't attractive if they don't look like stick insects. And 3. You ARE aware that Marilyn allegedly killed herself?

Shut the heck up, Elizabeth. Suicide is no joke.

8 I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

You would rather become a druggie than gain a little weight? Okay...

So, you would go with the addictive and deadly substance then? Ok.

Okayyy? In my opinion I'd choose the tin cheese.

Don't do drugs, Gwyneth.

9 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation. - Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber = Kurt Cobain? That's the funniest joke in a while. The Kurt Cobain of this generation is Jared Leto, or someone... But definitely not JB.

Justin is pretty much actually the opposite of this. You should go back to music school.

Oh he is so stupid
Kurt cobain was real he is Fake and stupid and sings like a girl

If he is the Kurt Cobain of his generation, then he should kill himself.

10 My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see me perform. - Kanye West

Have you seen yourself perform your cover of BoRhap. You failed miserably. Mama, just killed a song.

Don’t worry, you’re not missing out on much.

The Contenders

11 Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life. - Kim Kardashian

This is so stupid. The fact that this is her biggest fear is just embarrassing. This just shows how much her body means to her. Ya, we need to take care of our bodies and it is ok if you want them to look a certain way but, she is an idiot.

Yep, not about something bad happening to her kids, family and friends... A stupid stretch mark! Why do people support this idiot again?

So you're not afraid that you die or somebody you love die? Well let's kill your children then. No problem, right?

Oh yeah. Kidnappers, losing a loved one, death, bombings, shootings, they're all beaten by stretch marks.

12 What's Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff? - Paris Hilton

And do they sell archery stuff at Target? (NOTE: I actually know what they sell there. I'm not Paris Hilton! )

She obviously hasn't been at Wal-Mart before.

Paris Hilton is the world's biggest idiot.

I hate people that where born rich

13 Whatever they have in Korea, that's bad. - Justin Bieber

Really? Because last I checked, you came from Canada, (unfortunately...) not Korea.

14 Nothing tastes as good as being skinny - Kate Moss

Actually being smart tastes better.

Not that you would know.

That insults so many people.

15 So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera
16 WHALE SHARKS… so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex. Then I think "Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?" - Tara Reid

She's so stupid! How can somebody be so stupid and still be alive and that rich? I don't get it.

That's insulting to my favorite shark. Screw you Tara!

I can't even, it's just, I'm dying of laughter.

This chick needs to take some zoology classes.

17 I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnie, you do realize that gay marriage should be between two GUYS, right?

18 I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with hitting a woman - Sean Connery

I think what he meant by that is that there's nothing wrong with hitting a woman when she's hitting you herself. Something like that. Bad choice of words though.

Dear god, that
sentence is just wrong.

Domestic violence is not cool, Sean. Not cool at all. 👎

19 I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone

The unbearable stupidity of being.( I should read that book)

20 We're more popular than Jesus now - John Lennon

This offended many Christians in the South to the point they went and held gatherings to destroys Beatles records and merchandise. Heck, they even tried to hurt them in Memphis with fireworks. Not to mention this quote is mostly why Lennon got assassinated.

A testament to their popularity is the fact that the Beatles were able to absorb the predictable hard hit that was the inevitable result of making that statement.

He meant to say that The Beatles were so popular that it became bigger than Christianity. Most people thought The Beatles were better than Jesus, though.

He meant something else, I read. He just made a bad choice of words. John, I think you're a great musician and all that, but this is just ridiculous.

21 You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do - Tom Cruise
22 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Brooke, you DO realise that when we die we cease to live at all anymore? Seriously, leave this to people who can figure out life and death.

23 He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Yeah...
I believe that's how it works.

24 I don't like big balls on a dog. - Kim Kardashian

Proof positive that Kar-trashian is a "horndog", if you catch my drift.
Could there be a video of this out there, too?
EW!

Ummm, what... - Applejack9876

25 Everything happens for a reason - Justin Bieber

Yay me! I've actually found something that I agree with Justin Bieber on! (I wouldn't be surp[rised if this was submitted because HE said it. That doesn't get old at all. :/)

Only voting just to comment, Justin may be as dumb as Lloyd and Harry from dumb and dumber, but this is true.

I believe that

I don’t like Justin Bieber, but to be honest, I kind of agree with this one.

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