Top 10 Dumbest Things Celebrities Have Said

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Celebrities are people who are talked about and stalked about everywhere. so... They're basically NEVER safe. And sadly some can't say anything without being judged. I know it's sad, but, some say stupid things, ON PURPOSE. Here are some things that are completey, utterly, purely, definitionly, stupid.

The Top Ten

1 Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton

My family is currently having to deal with poverty and mortgages and stuff, while you are literally rolling in money and fame.

Oh. My. God. Okay, Paris, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! You've been in 9/11, The Holocaust, World War I and II, The Slave Trade, Everysingle School Shooting EVER known to man, and even more! Just, wow. Paris, get a grip. - MontyPython

Wow, Paris. You truly have been through SO much. After all, she's only gone to jail for about a MICRO-SECOND. You are a true saint Paris. Forget those silly people out there suffering with poverty and disease. Really? You've got enough money to last you a lifetime and you haven't had to work from the day you came into this world.

She is such a spoiled brat who shouldn't have gotten famous. - DarkBoi-X

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2 Anne Was A Great Girl. Hopefully She Would've Been A Belieber. - Justin Bieber Talking About Anne Frank

Bieber wasn't even born yet when Anne Frank was alive and I think she wouldn't even listen to his music. - Userguy44

What. If Anne was still alive, she wouldn’t even listen to his godawful music. - JoeBoi

This just goes to show how full of himself Bieber is. What an absolute jerk. - PetSounds

Seriously? Why would someone say something so egotistical? Anne Frank died because of world war 2 (i don't know details, I never read her diary but I know who she is) and you are worried over something like that? Might as well spit on her grave. - ToptenPizza

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3 Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson

.. Jessica Slitsin

Well, what does it taste like? - Misfire

Yeah, that's TOTALLY chicken you have... - Turkeyasylum

The dumbest in the list - belarbi

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4 ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West
5 "I've Never Really Wanted To Go To Japan,Simply Because I Don't Like Eating Fish And I Know That's Very Popular Out There In Africa" - Britney Spears

I don't see the connection. - Misfire

Wow. Something tells me Britney didn't pay attention in geography. She should now at least some of the country's she's toured in and the continents they are on! Seriously, Britney, buy an atlas!

But Japan is in Asia!

6 I've Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I'd Kill Myself If I Was That Fat - Elizabeth Hurley

Okay, first of all, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. Marilyn Monroe is one of the best actresses and one of the nicest Hollywood stars, ever. She's an icon and is actually named one of Hollywood's hottest stars. She wasn't fat at all! And who are you to judge. Hm? Psh, you will never and I mean never be on the same fabulous level as her. Period. - MontyPython

OK Liz. Here's a few things I want to say. 1. Marilyn Monroe was very shapely and not in the SLIGHTEST bit fat. 2. Are you alleging that women aren't attractive if they don't look like stick insects. And 3. You ARE aware that Marilyn allegedly killed herself?

Shut the heck up, Elizabeth. Suicide is no joke.

Marilyn Monroe is perfect, she is the most talented actresses ever and is well known today, she is so amazing, she wasn't fat, she was curvy, she wasn't overweight. And nothing Elizabeth has done will come close to Marilyn, Marilyn will be a forever known icon in Hollywood, my faverote actress, and she is fabulous and bueatafull, No Buissness Like Show Buissness is great, and it is a saying today, and How To Marry a Millionare is great too, nothing Elizabeth has done is good, and Marilyn is way more pretty than her, and nicer, and more talented. She was so much more unique. She is my idol, ok? She has synethesia, and she is so awesome! - ToptenPizza

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7 Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough. - Amanda Bynes Talking About Rihanna

This b$#@ just insult my rihanna! Like no b! @#! From where shes ugly!? Where b@#$! Where hoe! Where! Underneath that makeup? Where b@! $$! And chris brown was a f-ing jerk for doing that to be honest anyways!

So mature Amanda. So mature. - MontyPython

Believe me, Rihanna is WAY prettier than you. It's the truth - JaysTop10List

Rihanna is 1000000000000000000000000000 times prettier and better than Amanda Bynes. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

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8 I'd Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese From A Tin - Gwyneth Paltrow

So, you would go with the addictive and deadly substance then? Ok. - JoeBoi

You would rather become a druggie than gain a little weight? Okay... - Pony

Okayyy? In my opinion I'd choose the tin cheese. - MontyPython

Don't do drugs, Gwyneth. - Croy987

9 "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West

Don’t worry, you’re not missing out on much. - 3DG20

10 I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation. - Justin Bieber

Justin is pretty much actually the opposite of this. You should go back to music school. - JoeBoi

If he is the Kurt Cobain of his generation, then he should kill himself.

They both have nothing in common.

Well, Cobain died in 1994, and Bieber was born in 1994. - MrCoolC

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The Contenders

11 Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life. - Kim Kardashian

Yep, not about something bad happening to her kids, family and friends... A stupid stretch mark! Why do people support this idiot again? - 3DG20

This is so stupid. The fact that this is her biggest fear is just embarrassing. This just shows how much her body means to her. Ya, we need to take care of our bodies and it is ok if you want them to look a certain way but, she is an idiot.

So you're not afraid that you die or somebody you love die? Well let's kill your children then. No problem, right?

You alredy have strech mark...on yo booty - AlphaQ

12 What's Wal-Mart? Where they sell like, walls and stuff? - Paris Hilton

And do they sell archery stuff at Target? (NOTE: I actually know what they sell there. I'm not Paris Hilton! )

How dumb can you be? - Turkeyasylum

Paris Hilton is the world's biggest idiot. - ToptenPizza

I hate people that where born rich

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13 "Whatever They Have In Korea,That's Bad" - Justin Bieber

Really? Because last I checked, you came from Canada, (unfortunately...) not Korea. - 3DG20

14 "So,Where's The Cannes Film Festival Being Held This Year?" - Christina Aguilera

Not in Cannes. - Misfire

Hell. (Jk) - 3DG20

15 Nothing tastes as good as being skinny - Kate Moss

That insults so many people. - Minecraftcrazy530

16 WHALE SHARKS … so that must be when a whale and a shark have sex.' Then I think "Well, how does a whale and a shark have sex?' - Tara Reid

! It’s just a shark that is as large as a whale, and looks one too. - MrCoolC

I can't even, it's just, I'm dying of laughter. - MontyPython

She's so stupid! How can somebody be so stupid and still be alive and that rich? I don't get it.

That's insulting to my favorite shark. Screw you Tara!

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17 "I Think Gay Marriage Should Be Between A Man And A Woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnie, you do realize that gay marriage should be between two GUYS, right?

Umm...

18 I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with hitting a woman - Sean Connery

I think what he meant by that is that there's nothing wrong with hitting a woman when she's hitting you herself. Something like that. Bad choice of words though. - Misfire

Dear god, that
sentence is just wrong.

Domestic violence is not cool, Sean. Not cool at all. 👎 - Croy987

19 I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone

The unbearable stupidity of being.( I should read that book) - RecklessGreed

20 We're more popular than Jesus now - John Lennon

This offended many Christians in the South to the point they went and held gatherings to destroys Beatles records and merchandise. Heck, they even tried to hurt them in Memphis with fireworks. Not to mention this quote is mostly why Lennon got assassinated. - JoeBoi

He meant something else, I read. He just made a bad choice of words. John, I think you're a great musician and all that, but this is just ridiculous. - Misfire

He said this because The Beatles were very popular? - Userguy44

He meant to say that The Beatles were so popular that it became bigger than Christianity. Most people thought The Beatles were better than Jesus, though. - Pony

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21 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Brooke, you DO realise that when we die we cease to live at all anymore? Seriously, leave this to people who can figure out life and death.

22 You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do - Tom Cruise
23 I don't like big balls on a dog. - Kim Kardashian

Ummm, what... - Applejack9876

Proof positive that Kar-trashian is a "horndog", if you catch my drift.
Could there be a video of this out there, too?
EW!

24 He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
25 Everything happens for a reason - Justin Bieber

Only voting just to comment, Justin may be as dumb as Lloyd and Harry from dumb and dumber, but this is true.

I believe that

I don’t like Justin Bieber, but to be honest, I kind of agree with this one. - 3DG20

26 "You Ain't Got The Answers!" - Kanye West

"You ain't got the answers sway! " - Cheese567

27 There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again. - George W. Bush

If you're going to quote something... at least get the quote right. - BlueTelegraph

28 India's Prime Minister is Prithviraj Chavan - Alia Bhatt

Not everyone is from India you know - simpsondude

29 "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go." - Barack Obama

Obama was the president of the US and he didn’t know geography? - JoeBoi

He said this? What a disgrace to the country. - Misfire

I did not believe he actually said this, but checked on YouTube and he really did say it when he was a candidate the first time, what an idiot.

US have 57 states but the government doesn't want you to know about it... Conspiracy Theory?! I think yes - CerealGuy

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30 If you have a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen. - Barack Obama
31 I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
32 First my mother was Spanish, then she became a Jehovah's witness - Geri Haliwell
33 I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist - Tara Reid
34 I'm a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Here's a clean glass of water baby LOL - 50 Cent

Lmfao! This made me laugh so hard! - RedAce66

Oh dear. I hope you were talking about a dog and not a woman, Fiddy.

35 'The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?' - Jade Goody
36 'Doesn't that hurt' - Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers.
37 How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real? - Jaden Smith

Well, how can I see mirrors then? - Userguy44

38 You can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. - Jaden Smith

Why is Jaden Smith so stupid?
*looks at hands*
Nope. No answer. - Misfire

39 I wanted to merge Harajuku with Barbie because all girls are Barbies; we all wanna play dress up, we all wanna put on lipstick and be cute and sexy - Nicki Minaj

No, we’re not you. - 3DG20

40 "Anne Was A Great Girl.Hopefully She Would Have Been A Belieber" - Justin Bieber
41 "I Won't Go Into A Big Spiel About Reincarnation,But The First Time I Was In The Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I've Ever Felt To Home" - Kanye West
42 "Is This Chicken,What I Have,Or Is This Fish?I Know It's Tuna,But It Says 'Chicken By The Sea'" - Jessica Simpson

Already here. - Misfire

43 I have decided in 2020 to run for president - Kanye West

The Americans would not vote for you. - Misfire

Kanye, why do u wanna run for president? - BlazingParasol

How come donald trump can get away with this and kanye can't? its rascism - RecklessGreed

44 All of a sudden, you're, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through - R. Kelly
45 I've been noticing gravity since I was very young - Cameron Diaz

Okay. Good to know. - Misfire

46 I don't like geographical location names - Katie Hopkins
47 Poland is in Russia - Justin Bieber

Just bad geography. - JoeBoi

He's so stupid to say that - Neonco31

48 This music stuff is cool and all, but really it's the money that matters - Juicy J

Isn’t that most “mainstream” artists? - 3DG20

49 Soulja Boy is fresh as hell and is actually the true meaning of what hip hop is supposed to be - Kanye West

He must have got his head on that sign to hard.

It's Kanye West, need I say more?

50 No one was doing what she (Nicki Minaj) was doing, and then she came in and it was kind of one of those things where people were like, 'Whoa! She just changed pop music'. And she did! There's no denying it - Cher Lloyd

Just like global warming is changing the world - RecklessGreed

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1. Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton
2. "My Greatest Pain In Life Is That I Will Never Be Able To See Me Perform" - Kanye West
3. "You Ain't Got The Answers!" - Kanye West
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1. "Is This Chicken,What I Have,Or Is This Fish?I Know It's Tuna,But It Says 'Chicken By The Sea'" - Jessica Simpson
2. First my mother was Spanish, then she became a Jehovah's witness - Geri Haliwell
3. You can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. - Jaden Smith
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1. Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me - Paris Hilton
2. Is This Chicken, What I Have, Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna, But It Says 'Chicken of the Sea'.. - Jessica Simpson
3. ...But The First Time I Was In A Gucci Store In Chicago Was The Closest I Felt To Home. - Kanye West
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