Dumbest Things to Do During a Fire

aarond09

The Top Ten

1 Run around the burning building waving your shirt
2 Mimic a fire alarm

Lol will that even work?! - Ananya

3 Burn your photos of you making out with your ex-girlfriend

-throws them in fire-
Girlfriend shouldn't know about these... - aarond09

4 Instead of dialing 911, you dial 922 just to mess around

Still that wouldn't help. - cosmo

922 is probably a bail-out number - Neonco31

That still wouldn't help. - cosmo

5 Say "Yay! Fiyah!!!"
6 Attempt to save the day by trying to put out the fire with an oil hose

And then the building would go BOOM! - Kiteretsunu

7 Jump in an open flame

Now that's really dumb. Your just going to be in even more danger. - cosmo

That would be very dumb. - funnyuser

8 Grill hot dogs over the fire

Utilization of accidentally wasted conventional human resources hmm... - Ananya

I like my hot dogs grilled, not burned. - naFrovivuS

9 Count how many corpses are in the fire
10 Text: lol burning building they gonna die lololol 1337

The Contenders

11 Take a picture of someone who is in danger

It's the worst thing to do, instead of helping others, most people turns out to be indulged in taking pictures, How can a picture be more valuable than a life? - glambert

12 Stop, drop, and roll into the fire

Rip

13 Take A Selfie

I will push that person into fire then - Ananya

The building is on fire, EVERYONE GET OUT!

But first, let me take a selfie! - Neonco31

14 Fill your car up
15 Roast Marshmallows

Sorry neighbor. - naFrovivuS

16 Tweet it
17 Push someone into the fire

Dumb

18 Say "I need to fight fire with fire!" And attempt to cause another fire to fight the first one
19 Sing Die In a Fire in the burning house
20 Invite friends over
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Top Remixes

1. Instead of dialing 911, you dial 922 just to mess around
2. Run around the burning building waving your shirt
3. Burn your photos of you making out with your ex-girlfriend
EpicJake
1. Instead of dialing 911, you dial 922 just to mess around
2. Jump in an open flame
3. Grill hot dogs over the fire
cosmo
1. Run around the burning building waving your shirt
2. Mimic a fire alarm
3. Say "Yay! Fiyah!!!"
aarond09

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