Top Ten Dumbest Things to Do If You Ever Get to Play In a Soccer Match
The Top Ten
Good thing I'm terrible at soccer so I won't have to deal with any of these problems. - RockFashionista
New England Patriots anyone? - Turkeyasylum
I'm going to do this the next time I play a soccer match. - Songsta41
You'd be suspended for at least 4 games, then. - EpicJake
Football. Not soccer. Thanks. - keyson
Why not swallow some pride think about logic and convenience here. You do realize what will happen when I use football instead of soccer at the title. Too much confusion because there is another sport with the same name as football and. I think you perfectly know that. Right keyson? And I don't want the list to look complicated with the word with word Soccer (Football) or Football (Soccer). - Kiteretsunu
You'd either get made fun of, or everyone would be grossed out. - EpicJake
She's the man, anyone seen it? - Songsta41
That would be dumb.
Where I live, there is a soccer field RIGHT by a golf course, and I can't tell you how many balls have landed on the field. - Minecraftcrazy530
And the hole is the hole you digged in the field - Nateawesomeness
You'd be suspended from the game, in fact more than FOUR games. - EpicJake
I don't say about this. - 05yusuf09
It'll be much dumber if the opponents goalkeeper was chuck Norris - Nateawesomeness
When the match officials protest, just put some of the concrete on them. Cruel, but affective. - Turkeyasylum
Not a legit way as goalkeeper:/ - Nateawesomeness
Hey! why can't stone try to play too,give them a chance - Nateawesomeness
Maybe the Chinese team can give me some help once I get through the earth - peppypeter
If dogs were ever to play soccer, I'm sure they'd do that. - Songsta41
Let us see how far down we can go down.
What? I was just barying my lost treasure so nobody will find it,wait,you guys keep secrets,right? - Nateawesomeness
If this was soccer, I'd join the team Ina heartbeat. - keycha1n
This is something that I would do if I was playing football - JaysTop10List
The frys are good at soccer - Nateawesomeness
Even better,bacon - Nateawesomeness
Don't do it! your manager is chuck Norris! - Nateawesomeness
With studs? That'd hurt. - Puga
That's the pace soccer ALWAYS seems to set.
The #1 dumbest thing to do would be to PLAY in a soccer match, at all.
#LAZY - Nateawesomeness
Fun fact: a team in Madagascar lost 149-0. They kept scoring own goals in protest of a refereeing decision. - Puga
What? I was playing one on one with myself - Nateawesomeness
Catching a ball in your shirt is really hard when it's coming straight at you! - Songsta41
This isn't handball jimmy! GET IT RIGHT - Nateawesomeness
Ummm... I can't do that.
I written this with an 'S', who changed it?!
My own small questioning of the game's purposes was enough. - PositronWildhawk
KABOOM! RED CARD! I loved adding this to the list.
This happens a lot in soccer.
JAMES: *kicks the ball* OH YEAH! Oh, no...
MIKE: *gets hit by the ball* OWWW! *gets REVENGE*