Top Ten Dumbest Things to Do If You Ever Get to Play In a Soccer Match
Good thing I'm terrible at soccer so I won't have to deal with any of these problems.
I'm going to do this the next time I play a soccer match.
You'd be suspended for at least 4 games, then.
Maybe he'd event get a dark red card
You'd either get made fun of, or everyone would be grossed out.
Football. Not soccer. Thanks.
She's the man, anyone seen it?
That would be dumb.
You'd be suspended from the game, in fact more than FOUR games.
It'll be much dumber if the opponents goalkeeper was chuck Norris
I don't say about this.
Where I live, there is a soccer field RIGHT by a golf course, and I can't tell you how many balls have landed on the field.
And the hole is the hole you digged in the field
When the match officials protest, just put some of the concrete on them. Cruel, but affective.
Not a legit way as goalkeeper:/
This is something that I would do if I was playing football
If this was soccer, I'd join the team Ina heartbeat.
That's funny.
That's the pace soccer ALWAYS seems to set.
The #1 dumbest thing to do would be to PLAY in a soccer match, at all.
Maybe the Chinese team can give me some help once I get through the earth
If dogs were ever to play soccer, I'm sure they'd do that.
Let us see how far down we can go down.
Catching a ball in your shirt is really hard when it's coming straight at you!
This isn't handball jimmy! GET IT RIGHT
Straight up auto goal
Fun fact: a team in Madagascar lost 149-0. They kept scoring own goals in protest of a refereeing decision.
What? I was playing one on one with myself
This will so get you off the soccer field and go onto the basketball court
My own small questioning of the game's purposes was enough.
KABOOM! RED CARD! I loved adding this to the list.
This happens a lot in soccer.
MIKE: *dancing*
JAMES: *kicks the ball* OH YEAH! Oh, no...
MIKE: *gets hit by the ball* OWWW! *gets REVENGE*