Dumbest Things to Do on a Street

There are just some idiots who can’t cross the road correctly for some reason. Here are some things that you should not do while on a street.

Note: This is about dumb things you can do IN THE OPEN of a street. Don’t add anything you can do while in a vehicle.

The Top Ten

1 Stand in the middle of it

You can stand in the middle of it, just not for too long. Still not a good idea.

We all know what’s gonna happen. You’ll be ran over by a car.

2 Walk in the middle of it while a car is approaching you

You want to die? Well if you do this apparently so.

3 Sleep on it

Yeah I know this is kinda silly but still you shouldn’t sleep on an open street who knows what will happen you could get hit at 4 in the morning.

If I lay here if I just lay here...

4 Try getting into a passing car

Aside from the fact you could get injured trying this, this can be seen as stranger danger since you may not know what car you’re getting in.

5 Run laps across it

First off, you know what could happen.
Second, why would you just run across the street anyway unless something went onto the driveway across from you?
Now that I’m thinking, I was almost killed running across the street when I was 12 (there was something that went across the street).

6 Try doing tricks

The idea of this list reminded me of last summer when I saw some guy riding a hoverboard in the middle of the street. He almost got ran over but fell off just before a car hit him. I can only imagine if he stayed on the board what would happen... but yeah please don’t try to do any type of tricks in the open street.

7 Take too long looking at your phone

If you’re just looking down for a second or two it should be fine. But if you’re scrolling through for minutes, that’s when it becomes risky because you can’t see where you’re going and you could be right in front of a car about to hit you without knowing.

I have heard this is illegal in some places

Move already!

8 Put a banana peel on it

There’s a thing called the trash can. Oh and yeah this can result in an outcome.

Yeah I mean it’s not Mario Kart in real life.

9 Wrestle with someone

This increases your risks for both injury and death. One because... well, it's a worthless fight, the other because it could cause a car to run over both of you even when you're not expecting it. That's why you should be aware before doing this type of stuff.

10 Scream at the top of your lungs

Well... this would be pretty disturbing and if you get away quickly it could lead to confusion that something happened on the street itself.

What if I’m practicing my metal screams?

The Contenders

11 Try to put up an advertisement
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