Top Ten Dumbest Things to Do at Your First Concert If You Ever Become a Music Artist

The items in this list are bizarre. Don't ever try it for real.

The Top Ten

1 Verbally Abuse the Audience

Thanks! You're the worst audience I ever had! - keyson

If the audience is a bunch of hot blooded adolescents then... - Kiteretsunu

2 Fart at the Microphone while Singing

Very, very embarrasing indeed! - Kiteretsunu

3 Become Naked

Just like Miley Cyrus. - funnyuser

Flea - ssjshadowcat

4 Stare at the Audience for 20 minutes doing nothing

I would do that if it's a kid concert. - funnyuser

I think watching them set everything up AFTER the concert was meant to start is such a cliché. - PositronWildhawk

5 Pick a Fight with the Whole Audience

Well, if you think you're that strong, you can try it. - Kiteretsunu

6 Criticize Great Music Artists like Queen, The Beatles and Led Zeppelin

If you want to generate some haters at least. - Kiteretsunu

JB might do that. - Pony

7 Read the Book "Biological Significance of Rats" throughout the Concert

Dear God! Even a song about this with the most addictive of beats would be terrible. - PositronWildhawk

8 Bring a Chair and a T.V.To the Stage and See a Football Match the Whole Time

Maybe, football fans would like the concert if they show the match in big screen - Kiteretsunu

9 Shoot Yourself

Why would you commit suicide in front of thousands of people? It would be crazy! - Minecraftcrazy530

Oh, my gosh! I did not see this coming! I thought this list was funny. Oh, my word. - Donut

10 Look Like Justin Bieber

The Contenders

11 Stage dive
12 Shout and Yell to Your Heart's Content for Ten Minutes
13 Turn up late
14 Rub Feces On Your Face
15 Jump off the stage while covering Van Halen's "Jump"

JB might do that. - Pony

16 Puke On Stage
17 Get scared and hide, then, when you finally get close to the microphone, get scared and run away again
18 Fall Off The Stage
19 Shoot a Fan

How stupid that would be.

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