Top Ten Dumbest Things to Do at Your First Concert If You Ever Become a Music Artist
The items in this list are bizarre. Don't ever try it for real.The Top Ten
1 Verbally Abuse the Audience
Thanks! You're the worst audience I ever had!
If the audience is a bunch of hot blooded adolescents then...
2 Fart at the Microphone while Singing
3 Become Naked
Just like Miley Cyrus.
4 Stare at the Audience for 20 minutes doing nothing
I think watching them set everything up AFTER the concert was meant to start is such a cliché.
I would do that if it's a kid concert.
5 Pick a Fight with the Whole Audience
Well, if you think you're that strong, you can try it.
6 Criticize Great Music Artists like Queen, The Beatles and Led Zeppelin
If you want to generate some haters at least.
7 Read the Book "Biological Significance of Rats" throughout the Concert
Dear God! Even a song about this with the most addictive of beats would be terrible.
8 Bring a Chair and a T.V.To the Stage and See a Football Match the Whole Time
Maybe, football fans would like the concert if they show the match in big screen
9 Look Like Justin Bieber
Always this man
10 Shoot Yourself
Why would you commit suicide in front of thousands of people? It would be crazy!
Oh, my gosh! I did not see this coming! I thought this list was funny. Oh, my word.
The Contenders
11 Stage dive
12 Shout and Yell to Your Heart's Content for Ten Minutes
13 Turn up late
14 Rub Feces On Your Face
15 Jump off the stage while covering Van Halen's "Jump"
16 Puke On Stage
17 Get scared and hide, then, when you finally get close to the microphone, get scared and run away again
18 Fall Off The Stage
19 Shoot a Fan
How stupid that would be.
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