Top Ten Dumbest Things to Do at Your First Concert If You Ever Become a Music Artist

The items in this list are bizarre. Don't ever try it for real.

The Top Ten

1 Verbally Abuse the Audience

Well that's a great way to make your fans like you! It's nessesary if your fans are being rude though. - ruJILLous

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2 Fart at the Microphone while Singing

How embarrassing & gross! - ruJILLous

How embarrassing & gross! - ruJILLous

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3 Become Naked

Just like Miley Cyrus. - funnyuser

Flea - ssjshadowcat

4 Stare at the Audience for 20 minutes doing nothing

I would do that if it's a kid concert. - funnyuser

I think watching them set everything up AFTER the concert was meant to start is such a cliché. - PositronWildhawk

I don't know why that would happen, but then it'd be a very boring moment. - ruJILLous

5 Pick a Fight with the Whole Audience

Well, if you think you're that strong, you can try it. - Kiteretsunu

Good luck going up against all your fans. - ruJILLous

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6 Criticize Great Music Artists like Queen, The Beatles and Led Zeppelin

Kick my nuts and hang me up but... Backstreet Boys suck, that is all and I shall barricade the door right away. - SuperHyperdude

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7 Read the Book "Biological Significance of Rats" throughout the Concert

Dear God! Even a song about this with the most addictive of beats would be terrible. - PositronWildhawk

Um, there should be singing, not reading! That'd be a very boring concert! I wouldn't want to go! - ruJILLous

8 Bring a Chair and a T.V.To the Stage and See a Football Match the Whole Time

Maybe, football fans would like the concert if they show the match in big screen - Kiteretsunu

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9 Shoot Yourself

That would be insane to commit suicide in front of your fans. Why would you do that? - ruJILLous

Why would you commit suicide in front of thousands of people? It would be crazy! - Minecraftcrazy530

Oh, my gosh! I did not see this coming! I thought this list was funny. Oh, my word. - Donut

10 Stage dive

The Contenders

11 Shout and Yell to Your Heart's Content for Ten Minutes

Some metalcore band concerts are like that, except with loud guitars & drumming playing. - ruJILLous

12 Look Like Justin Bieber

Prepare to be fan attacked. - ruJILLous

13 Turn up late

This is how Justin Bieber lost some of his fans. - ruJILLous

14 Rub Feces On Your Face
15 Jump off the stage while covering Van Halen's "Jump"
16 Puke On Stage
17 Get scared and hide, then, when you finally get close to the microphone, get scared and run away again
18 Fall Off The Stage
19 Shoot a Fan

How stupid that would be.

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