Top Ten Dumbest Things for a Firefighter to Do in a FirePositronWildhawk It's an emergency. What's the dumbest thing to do now? Vote for it.
The Top Ten
If there's no trampoline below, don't do it. - PositronWildhawk
If there was a trampoline, we don't need the firefighter to come that early. - Animefan12
This is really dumb. - funnyuser
Haha (for 20 seconds), that's simply hilarious! You gave me a smile on my face today, Positron. Thanks!
Sure thing, anonymous. I aim to please. - PositronWildhawk
That is hilarious. @PositronWildhawk you have taste.
Funniest thing I ever read.
"To stop this sort of thing from happening, you need to be more careful with open flames-"
"Quiet, please. Some people are trying to save lives." - PositronWildhawk
Firefighter finds trapped person and starts to read the lecture.
"now if you..."
Help I'm dying! "
"be quiet! This might sve your life! "
This wouldn't be very funny... But it would be if Looney Tunes - Curti2594
It's not hard. It's the one that's on fire. - PositronWildhawk
This could be catastrophic. - PositronWildhawk
Then say "We need to save water! - funnyuser
"Yeah, give us a couple of minutes, it may rain..."
And I jest not, Pos, Fire Brigade by The Move has just started playing on the radio! How's THAT for irony? Haha.
Great list! - Britgirl
If ya gotta go...
Might as well use every hose available - Billyv
Save the pizza! Oh wait, weren't there people in there? - ethanmeinster
Ha ha ha ha, people are running around screaming, and laugh out loud, their friend's just run out with his hair on fire, and ha ha, he's lost all those valuables!
10 billion exaggerated predicted views, here I come! - PositronWildhawk
Is there ever a bad time to roast marshmallows? - PositronWildhawk
I would love to see their reaction to the fire only getting bigger. - Turkeyasylum
Funny notion, but I beg of you, no more parodies. - PositronWildhawk
Two firefighters (Steve & Karl) and another two (Joe & Felix).
Steve; Look at the fire!
Karl; That's Joe & Felix's
Joe; Aren't you putting out a fire on Hawk cross?
Karl; No it's yours.
Joe; No it ain't.
Lets see... This brick goes here
Hey mister stop running around on fire