Top Ten Dumbest Things for a Firefighter to Do in a Fire

It's an emergency. What's the dumbest thing to do now? Vote for it.

The Top Ten

1 Throw people in the building from a window onto a road

If there's no trampoline below, don't do it. - PositronWildhawk

If there was a trampoline, we don't need the firefighter to come that early. - Animefan12

2 Try to put the fire out with an oil hose

This is really dumb. - funnyuser

3 Perform a rain dance to hopefully get the fire put out

Haha (for 20 seconds), that's simply hilarious! You gave me a smile on my face today, Positron. Thanks!

Sure thing, anonymous. I aim to please. - PositronWildhawk

That is hilarious. @PositronWildhawk you have taste.

Funniest thing I ever read.

4 Get drunk
5 Give a lecture on how to avoid fires

"To stop this sort of thing from happening, you need to be more careful with open flames-"
"Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aargh! "
"Quiet, please. Some people are trying to save lives." - PositronWildhawk

Firefighter finds trapped person and starts to read the lecture.
"now if you..."
Help I'm dying! "
"be quiet! This might sve your life! "

6 Steal a ladder while somebody's using it

This wouldn't be very funny... But it would be if Looney Tunes - Curti2594

7 Charge into the wrong building

It's not hard. It's the one that's on fire. - PositronWildhawk

8 Use the truck as a battering ram

This could be catastrophic. - PositronWildhawk

9 Check the weather forecast for heavy rain

Then say "We need to save water! - funnyuser

Puhahaa.. ,
"Yeah, give us a couple of minutes, it may rain..."
And I jest not, Pos, Fire Brigade by The Move has just started playing on the radio! How's THAT for irony? Haha.
Great list! - Britgirl

10 Smoke

The Contenders

11 Piss on the fire

If ya gotta go...
Might as well use every hose available - Billyv

12 Take all the food and leave the humans

Save the pizza! Oh wait, weren't there people in there? - ethanmeinster

13 Record the fire and put it on YouTube

Ha ha ha ha, people are running around screaming, and laugh out loud, their friend's just run out with his hair on fire, and ha ha, he's lost all those valuables!
10 billion exaggerated predicted views, here I come! - PositronWildhawk

14 Roast marshmallows

Is there ever a bad time to roast marshmallows? - PositronWildhawk

15 Scream and panic
16 Make jokes relating to the wicker man and the towering inferno
17 Confuse alcohol with water and throw it to the fire
18 Try putting the fire out with gasoline

I would love to see their reaction to the fire only getting bigger. - Turkeyasylum

19 Go Gangnam style

Funny notion, but I beg of you, no more parodies. - PositronWildhawk

20 Drive straight past the fire

Two firefighters (Steve & Karl) and another two (Joe & Felix).
Steve; Look at the fire!
Karl; That's Joe & Felix's
Joe; Aren't you putting out a fire on Hawk cross?
Karl; No it's yours.
Joe; No it ain't.
Karl; Oops

21 Make a campfire
22 Nothing
23 Build a Lego model of the building engulfed in flames

Lets see... This brick goes here
Hey mister stop running around on fire

BAdd New Item