Dumbest Things for a Zookeeper to Do at the Zoo

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The Top Ten

1 Open the Cage Door and Attack the Lion With Bare Hands

That's basically a death sentence. - egnomac

Only a person posessed with insanity would attempt this. I've learned my lesson that's for sure! - Britgirl

2 Wrestle With a Gorilla

Zookeeper: Yo ugly want a piece of me.
Gorilla: ROOAAR
Zookeeper: SORRY! - FrankP

3 Spank the Baby Elephant In Front of the Mother Elephant

Better start waving goodbye because your asking to get Pummelled - Curti2594

4 Let All the Animals Escape
5 Give Banknotes to Feed a Deer

Either the zookeeper is too dumb or too rich. - Kiteretsunu

6 Count the Number of Hairs Present On the Body of a Chimpanzee

That's a tough job, only if the chimpanzee keeps patience. - Kiteretsunu

7 Kidnap a Baby Rhino and Ask for Ransom From the Mother Rhino

This, and the animal rights lecture was really funny, Kirets! Really liked and enjoyed your effort, and waitin' for more...
Now I realize why this list is your favorite. ! - HezarioSeth

8 Give Grass As a Daily Meal to the Tigers

The tigers will be thinking "If you couldn't sue, I'd bite your leg off." - PositronWildhawk

9 Try to Fight a Kangaroo
10 Give Lectures About Animal Rights to the Zoo Animals

The Contenders

11 Eat peanuts in front of an elephant (and not share them)

Gee, do you really want to do this to happen🐘

12 Try to Teach Lions to Do Jumping Jacks
13 Cut a Male Lion's Mane With Scissors

And the lion's reaction? - Kiteretsunu

14 Smirk at a Penguin
15 Fry a Hippo for a BigMac Deluxe Hippo Edition
16 Sit On an Angry Elephant

Unless you want to be a pancake...
DON'T DO IT!

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2. Wrestle With a Gorilla
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3. Give Banknotes to Feed a Deer
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