Top Ten Dumbest Things Genuinely Heard In Restaurants


The Top Ten

1 Eat here and get gas (at a gas station restaurant)

It makes sense if the restaurant is Chipotle... - ethanmeinster

... Oh, Posthing, haha! How could I miss this beauty...
Another excellent list, my friend! - Britgirl

2 He won't tell me what kind of cheese he wants. He keeps talking about some kind of airplane or something! (A clerk talking to the manager about someone ordering plain sandwiches)

I don't like cheese at all, so for me, this would be even more stressing. - PositronWildhawk

3 Dairy products in the soup? Just the chicken.
4 That's not an animal. It's a mammal. (on shrimp)

I'm sorry, waitress, you couldn't be more wrong. - PositronWildhawk

5 I can put a cup of iced tea in the microwave for you. (when requested hot tea)

Would you like ice with your hot tea? - PositronWildhawk

6 So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?

Even I, in my total ignorance of Maths was able to work that one out. What a total tool! - Britgirl

7 Do you get rice with your fried rice?
8 Do you want onions on that? (when ordering milkshakes)

Onions? With milkshakes? Guess there's a first time for everything. - PositronWildhawk

Wow! Waiter's gone off his bally hat! - HezarioSeth

9 Is there meat in the veggie rolls?
10 Excuse me sir, but surely that this is a restaurant, not a maths class so put that piece of paper away.

Laugh out loud! This made me laugh out loud. laugh out loud! Laugh out loud! Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friends 'bout this.

The Contenders

11 Want that in a bag? (on coffee to go)
12 Are the gizzards beef or pork?
13 Q: How do you like your steak, Sir? A: Cooked!
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