Top Ten Dumbest Things That Have Genuinely Been Said In CourtPositronWildhawk
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WITNESS: Well, I cleaned the house, made food, had gym exercises and then he came and THEN... - Kiteretsunu
Does the oath go so far to ensure awkwardness? - PositronWildhawk
Haha! I'm sure this response is just due to nerves. No one's that daft... - Britgirl
Any conclusions that the jury can come to from this? - PositronWildhawk
Witness: No, I didn't have a mirror at that time. - Kiteretsunu
WITNESS: A few micrometres, maybe. - Kiteretsunu
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2. Lawyer: "How Many Times Have You Comitted Suicide?" Witness: "Four Times".
3. Lawyer: "All of your responses must be oral. What school do you go to?" Witness: "Oral."