Top 10 Stupidest Things People Make a Big Deal Out Of
I never ever had my first kiss throughout my entire existence, I committed/done nothing wrong to/towards/against anyone, I attempted to be average/normal as everyone else when it comes to love & dirty accidents/mistakes happened to me before I ever gotten a chance to say/state anything for myself, my relationships with the individuals I'd invested in/into nearly cost me my life. I did what I did because of Divine Programming, everything happened as it did, the Creator has been the greatest hypocrite towards me & my entire existence, I never deserved the sexist atrocities that have happened to me. I was being/just myself around everyone including to those that I have dated & I don't deserve to be lectured by the Creator via communicating to me via speciesism/classism against me, uprooting me for atrocities I've never committed, who knew Creator Deities were no different than the hypocritical average Jo/Joe who commits wrongs against their own child which they've designed to be perfect ...more
I mean kissing is no big deal
But a full out make out session is what turns me on (I can't believe I said that)
I don't get why people thinks it's such a big deal
Once my mom freaked out when my cousin got a nosebleed.
I always make a big deal out of this.
Yet we all talk
I only make a big deal about it if it was good, if not I don't want to talk about it.
I get so mad when I do this.
S second rule guys
My mom is so superstitious that she thinks that horror movies will come to life during Ghost Month on the Lunar New Year (we're Chinese) and she forbids me to watch horror movies during that time of the year >:(
Asians parents find little kids' farts hilarious but when an older kid does it they get offended by it
When my little cousin got her baby teeth pulled, our relatives were all like "WOW you're so brave".
I wonder how they'll react if I got my wisdom tooth out in the future. Since they probably never experienced (or even heard of) wisdom teeth before, they'll all probably be like "! You got your tooth pulled? You're an adult! I told you eating too much sweets and candy will rot your teeth, etc..."
I'm 26 and Like to ride coin operated horses for fun. My mom thinks that I look really stupid doing so >:(
Asian parents automatically assume that a kid will puke if they start coughing
My mom YELLED at me after I accidentally knocked over a wine glass during a party once...
I was sick a few days prior, and after I get over my cold, I usually have a lingering cough a week or 2 afterwards. My dad thinks that if I don't go to the doctor, DEATH WILL OCCUR! Based on my experiences, I have recovered from this lingering cough NUMEROUS TIMES in the past.
I WILL BE FINE, DAD, I AM NOT GOING TO DIE! >:(